Biting Off More Than You Can Chew
by Kathryn A
Look before you bite.
TTH Drabbles Challenge: #49 Medical Emergency
This is kind of bending the challenge, but once I got the idea, it was irresistible.
"What happened to you? Bit a lamppost?"
"Ith not thunny! Ith he hadn' uthed ropeth I'd be asheth by now!"
"He looked human. Walked right into my alley, ready thor thucking. I grabbed him and bit him and -- and thith happened!"
"One bit -- fangless wonder?"
"Thtop lathing! He moothed tho thatht -- tied me up in ropeth and thaid thomething about the polith. Oth courth I managed to get three, wathn't going to wait thor thunrithe -- or the polith."
"Didn't thmell like one. Maybe he had an amuelet oth protection. I don't care. I'm getting out oth Metropolith."