% Pleasure is a poor substitute for love. -- Kaijen, Observations % A gift is as valuable as the love with which it is given. -- Kaijen, Observations % Love is a gift; accept it graciously. -- Kaijen, Observations % Don't believe in miracles, expect them. -- Kiajen, Observations % Friends: people who borrow my books and drop them in the bath. -- Kaijen, Observations % Fear is a foolish counselor. -- Kaijen, Observations % If a thing's worth doing, it's worth doing now. -- Kaijen, Observations % When you wake up in the morning and nothing hurts, don't assume you're dead. You could have leprosy. -- Kaijen, Observations % Proving scientific theories is a semi-decidable problem. -- Kaijen, Observations % A story is as long as it is. -- Kaijen, Observations % I hurt, therefore I am. -- Kaijen, Observations % I am; therefore I worship. -- Kaijen, Observations % People don't look old - their photos just get younger. -- Kaijen, Observations % If money grew on trees, we'd all starve. -- Kaijen, Observations % Sudden wealth is a curse. -- Kaijen, Observations % It is evidence of the sorry state of Humankind, that, though many ask "What is love?", nobody bothers to ask what hate is. -- Kaijen, Observations % Forgiveness : putting aside the issue for the sake of the relationship. -- Kaijen, Observations % There are no Accidents Of History. -- Kaijen, Observations % Anything pursued to its logical end is nonsense. -- Kaijen, Observations % I'm not a Philospher, I'm a philospher. -- Kaijen, Writings % How long is a piece of string? -- Kaijen, Writings % God preserve me from the disease of Religion. -- Kaijen, Writings % You can decide *not* to be miserable. -- Kaijen, Writings % Truth is Absolute - and not Objective. -- Kaijen, Writings % Truth is a Person. -- Kaijen, Writings % I don't have the Truth - the Truth has me! -- Kaijen, Writings % There's no excuses - ever. -- Kaijen, Writings % Every day in every way, I am getting saner and saner. -- Kaijen, Writings % Of course it depends on your point of view! But the only person whose point of view counts is God. -- Kaijen, Writings % God's plans cannot be thwarted, only delayed. -- Kaijen, Writings % Dogmatism, whether in Science or Religion, is foolish. Knowledge should be held loosely, for our knowledge is finite, and the universe is full of unknown, and indeed unknowable things. Tomorrow something may arrive which turns all your cherished dogma on its head. -- Kaijen, Writings % Kat's Law Of Fandom: Once you like the characters, it doesn't matter what the rest is like. % Corollory to Kat's Law Of Fandom: If you don't care about the characters, it doesn't matter how good the rest is. % Kat's Law of Fan Fiction: The overall quality of the stories in a fandom is inversely proportional to the total number of stories in it. After a certain point, Sturgeon's Law does apply. % tol.er.ance ['tol.*r-*ns], n.: something required of everyone except those accusing others of the lack of it. (from kat AT werple.apana.org.au) % Law of Type 40 TARDIS location: You can go anywhere in Time and Space, as long as it is not where you intended. (from kat AT welkin.apana.org.au) % Person who accept lift with stranger in blue cabinet is either a fool or very bored. (from kat AT welkin.apana.org.au) % Any piece of technology invented for some solemn and noble purpose will eventually be used for something completely trivial and frivolous. (from kat AT welkin.apana.org.au) % Notice: Door to door salesmen will be shot with tranqulizer darts, and shipped off to a secret US government facility to be experimented on. (from kat AT welkin.apana.org.au) % "Sometimes we just need those people in our life, whom just thinking about them cheers us up." (from kat AT welkin.apana.org.au, circa 2000) %