% 2nd Doctor: "I'm simply a messenger. Officially, I'm here quite unofficially." Dastari : "You'll explain that paradox, I'm sure." 2nd Doctor: "I'm a pariah, outlawed from Time Lord society. So they can always deny sending me." (Doctor Who: The Two Doctors) % 2nd Doctor: "I think it's time I said goodbye, Brigadier. I really shouldn't be here at all. I'm not exactly breaking the Laws of Time, but I am bending them a little." Brigadier: "You never did bother much about rules as I remember." (Doctor Who: The Five Doctors) % "First things first - but not necessarily in that order." -- The Doctor % Leela : The evil one! Doctor : Well, nobody's perfect, but that's overstating it a bit. (Doctor Who: Face of Evil) % "The very powerful and the very stupid have one thing in common. Instead of altering their views to fit the facts, they alter the facts to fit their views... which can be very uncomfortable if you happen to be one of the facts that needs altering." -- The Doctor (Face of Evil) % "What's the use of a good quotation if you can't change it?" -- The Doctor % "Only in mathematics will we find truth." -- Fourth Doctor, quoting Cardinal Borusa % "So... providing we don't burn up on re-entry, and aren't suffocated on the way down, we'll probably be smashed to a pulp when we land!" -- Sarah Jane Smith (Doctor Who: The Android Invasion) % Doctor : You'll be all right. Sarah : I've heard THAT before! % "Listen, I came here with you - remember? You don't have to use the 15th Century double-talk with me! I speaka da pretty good English!" -- Sarah Jane Smith (Doctor Who: Masque of Mandragora?) % "Listen. I don't want to make any snap decisions - but this isn't South Croydon!" -- Sarah Jane Smith (Doctor Who) % "OUR plan? It's YOUR plan!" -- Sarah Jane Smith % Doctor: I feel disoriented. Sarah: This is the disorientation centre. Doctor: That makes sense. % Doctor: It's probably afraid. Sarah: IT'S afraid? I'M afraid! % Sarah: Are we dead? Doctor: No. Sarah: Are you sure? Doctor: Yes. % "Hello Sarah! You thought I was dead, didn't you? You're always making that mistake!" -- The Doctor % "Oh, that's great! And we've been walking around in the middle of it - like a couple of nanas!" -- Sarah Jane Smith (Doctor Who) % "You know, I might as well be talking to the MOON - you don't even listen to me!" -- Sarah Jane Smith (Doctor Who: The Hand of Fear) % "Have you noticed the way people's intelligence capabilities decline sharply the minute they start waving guns around?" -- The Doctor % "Just once, I wish we would encounter an alien menace that wasn't immune to bullets." -- Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart (Doctor Who: Robot) % "No 'Eureka' is Greek for 'This bath is too hot.'" -- The Doctor % "There's no point in being grown up if you can't be childish sometimes." -- The Doctor (Doctor Who: Robot) % Poole: Well my friend, robots cannot kill. Their prime directive - Doctor: I know, I know, I know. It's the first program that's laid into any robot's brain from the simplest Dumb to the most complex SuperVoc. But suppose, suppose someone's found a way of bypassing it. (Doctor Who: The Robots of Death) % "Failure is one of the basic freedoms." -- The Doctor (Doctor Who: The Robots of Death) % "Found her floating down the Amazon in a Hat Box." -- The Doctor, of Leela (Talons of Weng Chiang) % "Well, that was a piece of cake, eh, K-9?" "Piece of cake, Master? Radial slice of baked confection ... coefficient of relevance to Key of Time: zero." (Doctor Who) % "Gosh that takes me back... or is it forward? That's the trouble with time travel - you never can tell." -- The Doctor (Androids of Tara) % "Emotional Insulation is usually indicative of Psycho-Fugal Trauma." -- Romanadevoratrelundar (Doctor Who: Power of Kroll) % Doctor: High degree of seismic activity... Romana: What? Doctor: Lots of Earthquakes. Romana: Oh, Seismic! I thought you said Psychic! Doctor: Psychic? Romana: Like it? I haven't seen it yet! (Doctor Who: Destiny of the Daleks) % "There is something amiss with the map." -- native Castrovalvan (Doctor Who: Castrovalva) % "Now listen to me, you young idiot. You're not so much gullible as idealistic. I suppose it comes from your deprived, delinquent background." -- The Doctor to Adric (Doctor Who: Four to Doomsday) % "Short term memory's the first to go." -- Bor (Doctor Who : Terminus) % "The ape-primitives have more cunning than we thought." (Doctor Who : Warriors of the Deep) % Tegan: You're alive! Turlough: Alive, well, and trying to escape. (Doctor Who : Warriors of the Deep) % "What is it about Earth-people that makes them think a futile gesture is a noble one?" -- Turlough (Doctor Who : Warriors of the Deep) % Escapee: They would have stood a better chance with us. Turlough: A better chance - of dying? I think they'll manage that very well themselves. (Doctor Who : Warriors of the Deep) % Tegan: Are you sure? Doctor: No, Tegan, perhaps you should ask it nicely to go away. (Doctor Who: Warriors of the Deep) % "By your own admission, these people are primitives - what's YOUR excuse?" -- The Doctor to a Tereleptil (Doctor Who: Warriors of the Deep) % Susan: What are we going to do now? Turlough: Die. (Doctor Who: The Five Doctors) % "I'm definitely not the man I was - thank goodness." -- The Doctor (Doctor Who: The Five Doctors) % "Please, come and see the Tardis. As an invasion weapon it's about as offensive as a Chicken Vol-au-vent." -- The Doctor, Frontios % "Oh marvelous - you're going to kill me. What a finely tuned response to the situation." -- The Doctor, Frontios % Plantagenet: Kill him. Doctor: That wasn't exactly what I had in mind. (Doctor Who: Frontios) % "A risk shared is a risk doubled." -- The Doctor, Frontios % "Sometimes it's easier to look for the way in and then work backwards." -- The Doctor, Frontios % Tegan: This is ridiculous - running around like rabbits in a hole if you ask me! Doctor: No one is, Tegan, so shush. (Doctor Who: Frontios) % "Slight communications problem here, Gravis - my assistant hasn't been programmed in the ways of the world." -- The Doctor, Frontios % "I got it cheap because the walk's not quite right - and then there's the accent of course." -- The Doctor, of Tegan, to Gravis (Doctor Who: Frontios) % "We can't go dragging around the universe with a dormant Gravis on the console." -- Tegan (Doctor Who: Frontios) % Rebel: You're pathetic. Stien: That too. (Doctor Who: Resurrection of the Daleks) % Ship's doctor: More killing? Officer: Your BILE would be better directed to the ENEMY, doctor. (Doctor Who: Resurrection of the Daleks) % Ship's doctor (working on self-destruct mechanism): Nearly there! Why am I so excited? It'll probably be the last thing I ever do. (Doctor Who: Resurrection of the Daleks) % Soldier: What does it look like? Doctor: Oh, you won't mistake it - the moment you find it, it will try to kill you. (Doctor Who: Resurrection of the Daleks) % Stien: Help? You don't know how much of a coward I am. Doctor: Well, now's the opportunity to show me. (Doctor Who: Resurrection of the Daleks) % "They kill anybody - even if they need them." -- Litton, of the Daleks (Doctor Who: Resurrection of the Daleks) % Doctor: What will you do with my duplicate? Stien: That does not concern you. Doctor: I think it DOES - I'm rather fond of myself. (Doctor Who: Resurrection of the Daleks) % "I wouldn't know what to do with an army." -- The Doctor, to Davros (Doctor Who: Resurrection of the Daleks) % Tegan: What's happening upstairs? Doctor (looking at cylinder of anti-Dalek virus): Lunch has arrived - for our friend here. (Doctor Who: Resurrection of the Daleks) % Soldier (looking at dieing Daleks): What's happening? Litton (shooting him): They're going - and so are you. (Doctor Who: Resurrection of the Daleks) % Master: I am the Master - you will obey me! Peri: Well, I'm Perpegilium Brown, and I can shout just as loud as you! (Doctor Who: Planet of Fire) % Peri (on entering the Master's Tardis): It's just like the Doctor's. Master: And infinitely superior - as I am to that Galactic Philanthropist. (Doctor Who: Planet of Fire) % Master: Help me! I'll spare your life! Peri: Spare my life? You come out here and say that! (Doctor Who: Planet of Fire) % "Look after him, won't you? He gets into the most terrible trouble." -- Turlough's farewell words to Peri and the Doctor (Doctor Who: Planet of Fire) % "You're such a pain, Doctor." -- Peri Brown, The Caves of Androzani % "So you got a merit badge in tracking when you were a Boy Scout..." -- Peri, to the Doctor (Doctor Who: The Caves of Androzani) % "Mud baths for everyone - well, it's a change from lava." -- Peri Brown (Doctor Who: The Caves of Androzani) % "You're a very confusing person to be with, Doctor." -- Peri Brown (Doctor Who: The Caves of Androzani) % "'Is this wise?' I ask myself. Oh well..." -- Peri Brown, The Caves of Androzani % "I tried to keep a diary once - not chronological, of course - but the trouble with time travel is you never seem to find the time..." -- The Doctor, The Caves of Androzani % Peri: Doctor, why do you have a stick of celery in your lapel? Doctor: Does it offend you? Peri: No, just curious. Doctor: I'm allergic to certain gasses in the Praxis spectrum. If the gasses are present, the celery turns purple. Peri: Then what do you do? Doctor: I eat the celery. If nothing else, it's probably good for my teeth. (Doctor Who: The Caves of Androzani) % Peri: Now what do we do? Doctor: Surrender. (Doctor Who: The Caves of Androzani) % "I can take an insult, I just don't want to be shot." -- Peri Brown, The Caves of Androzani % Peri: I thought you knew everything. Doctor: Not quite. (Doctor Who: The Caves of Androzani) % "You have the mouth of a prattling jackanapes - but your eyes, your eyes tell a different story." -- Sharaz Jek, to the Doctor (Doctor Who: The Caves of Androzani) % "As they say on Earth, every cloud has a strontium lining." -- Tra Morgus (Doctor Who: The Caves of Androzani) % Sharaz Jek: Where are you from - Earth? Peri: Yes. Doctor: No. Peri: Not exactly. Doctor: We travel a lot. (Doctor Who: The Caves of Androzani) % "Your sense of humour will be the death of you, Doctor - probably very soon." -- Sharaz Jek, to the Doctor (Doctor Who: The Caves of Androzani) % "No one who's ever run into one lived to tell what it looked like - all they ever find are its table leavings." -- Major Salateen (Doctor Who: The Caves of Androzani) % Sharaz Jek: I hadn't expected to see you so soon. Doctor: Life is full of these little surprises. (Doctor Who: The Caves of Androzani) % Sharaz Jek: How is it you were able to walk past my androids? Doctor: I don't know. Maybe they liked my face. (Doctor Who: The Caves of Androzani) % "If you weren't dying, I'd have you shot." -- General Cherak, to Peri (Doctor Who: The Caves of Androzani) % "I AM telling the truth. I KEEP telling the truth - Why is it no-one believes me?" -- The Doctor (Doctor Who: The Caves of Androzani) % Secretary: The world will be forever in your debt. Tra Morgus: Quite so. (Doctor Who: The Caves of Androzani) % Sharaz Jek: Do you think I'm mad? Peri: N..no. Sharaz Jek: I'm mad. Do I frighten you? Peri (frightened): N..no. (Doctor Who: The Caves of Androzani) % "These petty little criminals are invariably paranoid..." -- Sharaz Jek (Doctor Who: The Caves of Androzani) % Stoltz: Open the door! Doctor: Sorry! Seems to be locked! (Doctor Who: The Caves of Androzani) % "We'll be touching down in a few minutes, or more likely crashing down - you see, I haven't much practice at this, so if i were you, I'd find something to hold on to." -- The Doctor, to Stoltz (Doctor Who: The Caves of Androzani) % Stoltz: Release the controls or you die. Doctor: Not a very convincing argument, because I'm going to die soon anyway. (Doctor Who: The Caves of Androzani) % Peri: Hello, Doctor. Doctor: That's more like it. Peri: Goodbye, Doctor. Doctor: You mustn't give up, Peri! (Doctor Who: The Caves of Androzani) % Peri: Doctor? Doctor: You're expecting someone else? Peri: I - I - I - Doctor: Three I's in one breath - sound like a very egotistical young lady. Peri: What's happened? Doctor: Change, my dear - and it seems not a moment too soon. (last lines from "The Caves of Androzani") % Mel: Are we just running scared, or are we heading for somewhere in particular? Ikona: The answer to both questions is yes! Now, can we go? (Doctor Who: Time and the Rani) % "He's not exactly predictable..." -- Mel, of the Doctor (Doctor Who: Time and the Rani) % A Little Misunderstanding Between Friends... Mel: Who are you? Doctor (accusingly): You! Where's Mel? Mel: Where's the Doctor? Doctor: What have you done with her? Mel: Stay away from me! What have you done with the Doctor? (she twists his arm) Now we'll get the truth! What have you done with him, you brute?! Doctor: He's here! Mel: Where - under the carpet? Doctor: Me, you wretched woman, me! Mel: Never! You're nothing like him! (Doctor Who: Time and the Rani) % Mel: You're a raving lunatic! Doctor: Yes, perhaps I am -- 'cause if you're the Rani, I'm dicing with destruction. Mel: But if I'm Mel? Doctor: Mel - the worst she'll do is give me carrot juice. (Doctor Who: Time and the Rani) % "Did you hear a voice - or am I hallucinating?" -- The Doctor (Doctor Who: Time and the Rani) % "Fit as a trombone" -- The Doctor (Doctor Who: Time and the Rani) % "A bad workman always blames his fools." -- The Doctor (Doctor Who: Time and the Rani) % "It's a lottery, and I've drawn the short plank." -- The Doctor (Doctor Who: Time and the Rani) % "A little portentious, perhaps, Mel?" -- The Doctor (Doctor Who: Time and the Rani) % "Absence makes the nose grow longer." -- The Doctor (Doctor Who: Time and the Rani) % "More Hasta, less Vista" -- The Doctor (Doctor Who: Time and the Rani) % "A kangaroo never forgets." -- The Doctor (Doctor Who: Time and the Rani) % "The proof of the pumpkin's in the squeezing." -- The Doctor (Doctor Who: Time and the Rani) % "Fair exchange is no mockery." -- The Doctor (Doctor Who: Time and the Rani) % "Where there's a will, there's a Tom, Dick, and a Harriet." -- The Doctor (Doctor Who: Time and the Rani) % "A bat may look at a Time Lord." -- The Doctor (Doctor Who: Time and the Rani) % "All good things come to a blend." -- The Doctor (Doctor Who: Time and the Rani) % "Here's a turn-up for the kook! " -- The Doctor (Doctor Who: Time and the Rani) % "There's none so deaf as those who clutch at straws." -- The Doctor (Doctor Who: Time and the Rani) % "A bird in the hand keeps the Doctor away." -- The Doctor (Doctor Who: Time and the Rani) % "Out of the frying pan, into the mire." -- The Doctor (Doctor Who: Time and the Rani) % "A fool and his theory are soon parted." -- The Doctor (Doctor Who: Time and the Rani) % "Blessed are the piemakers, for they shall make our pastry." -- The Doctor (Doctor Who: Time and the Rani) % "Every dogma has its day." -- The Doctor (Doctor Who: Time and the Rani) % "Two wrongs don't make a left turn! Right!" -- The Doctor (Doctor Who: Time and the Rani) % "He who dares, spins." -- The Doctor (Doctor Who: Time and the Rani) % "As you snore, so shall you sleep." -- The Doctor (Doctor Who: Time and the Rani) % "Waste net, want net." -- The Doctor (Doctor Who: Time and the Rani) % "Where there's a will, there's a beneficiary." -- The Doctor (Doctor Who: Time and the Rani) % "A miss is as good as a smile." -- The Doctor (Doctor Who: Time and the Rani) % "Memory like a dromedary." -- The Doctor (Doctor Who: Time and the Rani) % "Time and tide melts the snowman." -- The Doctor (Doctor Who: Time and the Rani) % Mel: I thought they liked you. Doctor: They liked my clothes - clearly not enough. (Doctor Who: Paradise Towers) % Caretaker: What shall we do with him now, then, Chief? Chief Caretaker: Kill him. (Doctor Who: Paradise Towers) % "Ice-hot, Doctor!" -- the Blue Kangs (Doctor Who: Paradise Towers) % "If there's anyone in the emergency control room, would you please answer the phone. Thank you." -- harried announcer (Doctor Who: Dragonfire) % "If anyone sees any member of the Emergency Services, will you please ask them to pop along to the upper docking bay, when they've a moment to spare. Thank you." -- harried announcer (Doctor Who: Dragonfire) % "They couldn't understand how blowing up the Art Room was a creative act." -- Ace (Doctor Who: Dragonfire) % "Do you feel like arguing with a can of deodorant that registers nine on the Richter scale?" -- Ace (Doctor Who: Dragonfire) % "Lay one finger on the dragon, bilge-bag, and I'll rivet your kneecaps together!" -- Ace, to Glitz (Doctor Who: Dragonfire) % "It's just - I don't feel properly dressed without a couple of cans of Nitro..." -- Ace (Doctor Who: Dragonfire) % "I'm sixteen! I'm too young to be freeze-dried!" -- Ace (Doctor Who: Dragonfire) % Doctor: (having asked Ace to join him): But there are three rules. One - I'm in charge. Ace: Whatever you say, Professor! Doctor: Two - I'm not the Professor, I'm the Doctor. Ace: Whatever you want. Doctor: And the third - well, I'll think up the third by the time we get back to Perrivale. (Doctor Who: Dragonfire) % Doctor: You've got enough weapons here to fight a war. Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart: That's the general idea. (Doctor Who: Battlefield) % Doctor: Be useless, Brigadier. Brigadier: Not this time, Doctor. Over here. Open that box, will you. Armour-piercing, solid core, with a teflon coating. Go through a Dalek. Doctor: A non-stick bullet. (Doctor Who: Battlefield) % Brigadier: UNIT's been very busy, Doctor. We've also got high-explosive rounds for Yeti's, and very efficient armour-piercing rounds for robots. And we've even got gold-tipped bullets for you-know-what. Doctor: No silver? Brigadier: Silver bullets? Doctor: Well, you never know... Brigadier: Quartermaster-sergeant! Silver bullets - have we any? (Doctor Who: Battlefield) % Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart: Everything under control? Major: No, sir. Brigadier: Don't worry, Major, you'll soon get the hang of it. Oh, this is the Doctor - well, don't let him baffle you... (Doctor Who: Battlefield) % Bambera: Ancelyn! Ancelyn, can't you do anything quietly? You're going to bring Morgaine's whole army down on us. Ancelyn: Let them come. Do you not know I am the best knight in the world? (Doctor Who: Battlefield) % Bambera: Ancelyn. Ancelyn: Yes, my lady? Bambera: In this world, we have a great and honourable tradition of tactical withdrawal. Ancelyn: Ah. You wish to run away. Well, there can be but thirty of them at the most. Bambera: If you don't start running, I'll kill you myself! Now come on! (Doctor Who: Battlefield) % Ancelyn: Winifred? Bambera: What?! Ancelyn: Art thou betrothed? Bambera (seeing soldiers): Not now, Ancelyn! (Doctor Who: Battlefield) % "There are worlds out there where the sky is burning and the sea's asleep and the rivers dream; people made of smoke and cities made of song. Somewhere there's danger, somewhere there's injustice, somewhere else the tea's getting cold. Come on Ace, we've got work to do..." -- The Doctor (Doctor Who: Survival) % "Are you sure," asked his companion, "that this is the nineteen-eighties?" The Doctor looked around. "Which nineteen-eighties did you have in mind?" -- conversations that never happened (Doctor Who - the New Adventures: "Transit" by Ben Aaronovitch) % "Sorry," said the Doctor without looking round, "It was an accident." "What do you mean, an accident?" "It's a reflex of mine," said the Doctor. "I see someone in danger and I try to save them. I can't help myself." (Doctor Who - the New Adventures: "Transit" by Ben Aaronovitch) % "Why do you have two hearts?" "Because I'm the anomaly, the spanner in the works, the fly in the ointment, the cheese grater in the goldfish bowl." -- Kadiatu & the Doctor (Doctor Who - the New Adventures: "Transit" by Ben Aaronovitch) % "I know what you are," said Kadiatu. The Doctor smiled at her and tilted his chair back until it balanced on two legs, "Do you," he said, "really?" "You're the butterfly wing." (Doctor Who - the New Adventures: "Transit" by Ben Aaronovitch) % And then there's me, thought the Doctor, dropping into human history with all the subtlety of a road accident. Someone was bound to notice sooner or later. (Doctor Who - the New Adventures: "Transit" by Ben Aaronovitch) % "I was tracking your movements through history. I wasn't expecting to run into you on Kings Cross station." "Something of a coincidence." "Isn't it just." -- Kadiatu and The Doctor (Doctor Who - the New Adventures: "Transit" by Ben Aaronovitch) % "History happens. Even when I'm not around." "Only by accident." -- The Doctor and Kadiatu (Doctor Who - the New Adventures: "Transit" by Ben Aaronovitch) % "And I doubt they understood more than one word in ten. Which is just as well." "Why?" "Because what I actually said was `Make way! For I am the official keeper of the Emperor's penguins and I must hurry because his majesty's laundry basket is on fire.'" -- The Doctor and Kadiatu (Doctor Who - the New Adventures: "Transit" by Ben Aaronovitch) % "Hey Doctor, why don't you just stick your head up so I can blow it off?" -- Benny (Doctor Who - the New Adventures: "Transit" by Ben Aaronovitch) % "Don't shoot!" "Why not?" "Why?" "Because I've been taken over by a fucking alien intelligence," said Benny. "What do you think?" -- The Doctor and Bernice Summerfield (Doctor Who - the New Adventures: "Transit" by Ben Aaronovitch) % "You are stalling," said Benny, "but no one's coming to your rescue this time." "Apart from the party of heavily armed troopers coming up the tunnel behind you." It didn't work. Benny's eyes didn't even flicker. "Games," said Benny, "can only take place within a regulated framework." "Your bootlaces are undone?" tried the Doctor hopefully. (Doctor Who - the New Adventures: "Transit" by Ben Aaronovitch) % "Go on," she said. "Tell me I didn't have to do that. I've broken the rules. You didn't like that, did you? No one's supposed to die without your permission." "If that were true," said the Doctor, "you'd all be immortal." (Doctor Who - the New Adventures: "Transit" by Ben Aaronovitch) % I'm getting far too well known on this planet, thought the Doctor. (Doctor Who - the New Adventures: "Transit" by Ben Aaronovitch) % "Do I look like a thunder god?" "How would I know?" said Kadiatu. "I've never met one." "Faced with the unexplained," said the Doctor, "people have a tendency to let their imaginations run wild. There are no gods. I should know, I've met a few." (Doctor Who - the New Adventures: "Transit" by Ben Aaronovitch) % "What, just shoot them?" asked Kadiatu. "Yes," said the Doctor, "shoot them." "What happened to the sanctity of life?" "It just got filed under D for desperate expediency." "Just checking." (Doctor Who - the New Adventures: "Transit" by Ben Aaronovitch) % "And who are you?" "The concept of personal pronoun is not applicable in these circumstances." "Fine," said the Doctor. "In that case, I'll call you Fred." (Doctor Who - the New Adventures: "Transit" by Ben Aaronovitch) % "The problem," said the Doctor, "is that you are astonishingly bad at utilizing this diversity. Faced with an agrarian culture with a non-linear temporal perception, do you send in a crack squad of Zen Buddhists? No, the aggressive imperialists go in instead. The result is mutual incomprehension and a lot of unnecessary aggravation." (Doctor Who - the New Adventures: "Transit" by Ben Aaronovitch) % "Actually, I came to see you," he said. "I thought you might need cheering up." "Why? I'm not important." "Rubbish," said the Doctor. "You're just as important as anyone else." "I don't believe that." "What you believe," said the Doctor, "doesn't enter into it." -- The Doctor and Zamina (Doctor Who - the New Adventures: "Transit" by Ben Aaronovitch) % "The future of mankind? Remember these words - Auschwitz, Stalingrad, Hiroshima and Nagasaki. Just words. Gladys Aylward, Mother Theresa, Albert Schwietzer. Just names. Somewhere between the words and the names lies the future of mankind." -- The Doctor to William Blake (Doctor Who - the New Adventures: "The Pit" by Neil Penswick) % Maybe we're not going to get out of this, Ace thought. Come on Doctor: haven't you short-circuited the mad scientist's gizmo yet, or bamboozled the megalomaniac survivor of an ancient race of warrior wizards, or whatever it is this time? Get your finger out, Doc. I'm running out of time, luck and ammunition. Just one grenade left. (Doctor Who - the New Adventures: "Deceit" by Peter Darvill-Evans) % "You know, if you're going to spy on me, you really should turn the speaker off." -- The Doctor to the Master (Doctor Who: The Curse of Fatal Death) % "Your certain death is now... CERTAIN!" -- The Master (Doctor Who: The Curse of Fatal Death) % The Doctor: You only turned the picture off. I can still hear you. The Master: I know that! (Doctor Who: The Curse of Fatal Death) % Emma: Planet of the Bottomburps! What happened to them? The Doctor: They discovered fire. (Doctor Who: The Curse of Fatal Death) % The Master: Say hello to the Spikes of Doom! The Doctor: Say hello to the Sofa of Reasonable Comfort! (Doctor Who: The Curse of Fatal Death) % "I recently calculated that I have saved each planet in the known universe a minimum of 27 times. But you know, I have grown weary of all the evil in the cosmos... all the cruelty, all the suffering... all those endless gravel quarries..." -- The Doctor (Doctor Who: The Curse of Fatal Death) % Dalek: So Doctor, we meet again! The Doctor: Yes. How are things? (Doctor Who: The Curse of Fatal Death) % The Master: My body has been augmented by superior Dalek technology! (He reveals a plunger where his hand should be) Emma: So what can you do with that then? (No answer) You don't *know*, do you? (Doctor Who: The Curse of Fatal Death) % "936 years in a sewer!" -- The Master (Doctor Who: The Curse of Fatal Death) % Emma: Given that exterminating you would be the most sensible thing to do, why do they always change their minds at the last minute? The Doctor: I'll explain later. (Doctor Who: The Curse of Fatal Death) % The Master: Behold! Once again I have been augmented by superior Dalek technology, rejuvenating my physical form and granting me even more power over the cosmos. The Doctor: And, I notice, breasts. The Master: They're not breasts, okay? They're Dalek bumps. They can detect ion-charged emissions and operate as synthetic beam locators at a distance of up to twenty thousand light years. They're also extremely firm. (Doctor Who: The Curse of Fatal Death) % The Doctor: I can communicate with the Master by carefully-controlled breaking of wind. Emma to a Dalek: Could I be tied to a different chair, please? Dalek: Silence! Emma: Why do you have chairs on a Dalek spaceship anyway? Dalek: We will explain later! (Doctor Who: The Curse of Fatal Death) % The Master, sniffing: You are facing certain doob. Certain doob? Emma to the Doctor: Try not to clench. (Doctor Who: The Curse of Fatal Death) The Master, sniffing: The Daleks are planning to exterminate you as soon as you twiddly hippy jeep-- Emma: Sorry, that was me. (Doctor Who: The Curse of Fatal Death) % "Sorry about that. I thought I'd just slip into something a bit more comfortable. Result: cute, sexy, and lick-the-mirror handsome." (He does.) -- The Quite Handsome Doctor (Doctor Who: The Curse of Fatal Death) % The Quite Handsome Doctor: How could I forget the only time-travelling companion I've ever had? Emma: You've had lots of companions. The Quite Handsome Doctor: The only time-travelling companion I've *had*. Emma: Oh, right. The Quite Handsome Doctor: It's still me. These two hearts are still yours. Can you still love me in my new body? Emma: Actually, I don't think I'll have too much trouble. (Doctor Who: The Curse of Fatal Death) % The Shy Doctor: Oh dear, another girl! The Master: I'm not a girl, Doctor, I've told you before! These are Dalek bumps. They can locate etheric beam emissions and... *everything.* (Doctor Who: The Curse of Fatal Death) % "I've gone and used up three whole bodies in under a minute, and all because I forgot to unplug first! That really was very silly of me." -- The Handsome Doctor (Doctor Who: The Curse of Fatal Death) % "It has destroyed my ability to regenerate. I'm afraid this is the end. Look after the universe for me... I've put a lot of work into it." -- The Handsome Doctor (Doctor Who: The Curse of Fatal Death) % "Doctor! Listen to me! You can't die, you're too... you're too nice! Too brave, too kind, and far far too silly! You're like Father Christmas... the Wizard of Oz... Scooby Doo..." -- Emma (Doctor Who: The Curse of Fatal Death) % "It'll never be safe to be scared again." -- Emma (Doctor Who: The Curse of Fatal Death) % "Maybe even the universe can't bear to be without the Doctor." -- Emma (Doctor Who: The Curse of Fatal Death) % The Female Doctor: Emma, look! I've got etheric beam locators! Emma: No, Doctor, I'm afraid those are actual breasts. The Female Doctor: Are you sure? I think I can see the 'on' switch! (Doctor Who: The Curse of Fatal Death) % The Female Doctor, rubbing her body: I've always wanted to get my hands on one of these! Emma: Unfortunately, I haven't. (Doctor Who: The Curse of Fatal Death) % "I'm afraid, Doctor, and I'm not sure this sentence has ever been used so completely accurately before, but you're just not the man I fell in love with." -- Emma (Doctor Who: The Curse of Fatal Death) % The Female Doctor: Tell me, why *do* they call you the Master? The Master: I'll explain later. (Doctor Who: The Curse of Fatal Death) % Rose: Who are you, then? Who's that lot down there? I said, who are they? The Doctor: They're made of plastic, living plastic creatures. They're being controlled by a relay device on the roof. Which would be a great big problem if I didn't have this. So, I'm gonna go upstairs and run amuck. And I might well die in the process, but don't worry about me, no. Go on, go and have your lovely beans on toast! Don't tell anyone about this cuz if you do, you'll get them killed. (Doctor Who: Rose) % The Doctor: I'm the Doctor, by the way, what's your name? Rose: Rose. The Doctor: Nice to meet you, Rose, - run for your life! (Doctor Who: Rose) % The Doctor: What you doing 'ere? Rose: I live here! The Doctor: Well, what you go and do a thing like that for? (Doctor Who: Rose) % "You're not plastic, are you? (Knocks on Rose's head) Nope. Bonehead. Bye, then." -- The Doctor (Doctor Who: Rose) % "That won't last. He's gay, and she's an alien." -- The Doctor, looking at a tabloid (Doctor Who: Rose) % Jackie: [To The Doctor] She deserves compensation. The Doctor: [Going with the flow sarcastically] Oh, we're talking millions. Jackie: I'm in my dressing gown. The Doctor: Yes, you are. Jackie: There's a strange man in my bedroom. The Doctor: Yes, there is. Jackie: Well, anything could happen. The Doctor: Ah.... no. (Doctor Who: Rose) % Rose: You can't just go swanin' off! The Doctor: Yes, I can. Here I am. This is me, swanin' off. See you! (Doctor Who: Rose) % Rose: You've got to tell me what's going on. The Doctor: No I don't. (Doctor Who: Rose) % Rose: Who are you? The Doctor: Told you. The Doctor. Rose: Yes, but Doctor what? The Doctor: Just the Doctor. Rose: The Doctor? The Doctor, waving cheerily: Hello! (Doctor Who: Rose) % Rose: So what you're saying is, the whole world revolves around you? Doctor: Sort of, yeah. Rose: You're full of it. Doctor: Sort of, yeah. (Doctor Who: Rose) % "D'you know like we were saying? About the Earth revolving? It's like when you're a kid, the first time they tell you that the world's turning and you just can't quite believe it because everything looks like it's standing still. I can feel it -- the turn of the Earth. The ground beneath our feet is spinning at a thousand miles an hour, the entire planet is hurtling around the Sun at sixty-seven thousand miles an hour, and I can feel it. We're falling through space, you and me. Clinging to the skin of this tiny little world, and if we let go... That's who I am. Now forget me, Rose Tyler. Go home." -- The Doctor to Rose (Doctor Who: Rose) % Clive: The Doctor is a legend woven throughout history. When disaster comes, he's there, and he brings the storm in his wake. And he has one constant companion. Rose: Who's that? Clive: Death. (Doctor Who: Rose) % Rose: It's alien. The Doctor: Yep. Rose: Are you alien? The Doctor: Yes. Is that all right? Rose: Yeah. (Doctor Who: Rose) % Rose: If you are an alien, then how come you sound like you're from the North? The Doctor: Lots of planets have a North! (Doctor Who: Rose) % The Doctor: The assembled hordes of Genghis Khan couldn't get through that door, and believe me they've tried! Now shut up a minute! (Doctor Who: Rose) % Rose: What's a Police Public Call Box? The Doctor: Its a telephone box from the 1950s. It's a disguise. (Doctor Who: Rose) % The Doctor: [answering the Nestene Consciousness] That's not true! I should know. I was there. I fought in the war! It wasn't my fault. I couldn't save your world! I couldn't save any of them! (Doctor Who: Rose) % "I've got no A-levels, no job, no future, but I'll tell you what I have got. Junior School, under sevens gymnastics team. I've got the bronze." -- Rose (Doctor Who: Rose) % The Doctor: By the way, did I also mention it also travels in time? Rose: [to Mickey] Thanks. Mickey: Thanks for what? Rose: Exactly. [she kisses him, then turns and runs toward the TARDIS] (Doctor Who: Rose) % "You lot. You spend all your time thinking about dying, like you're going to get killed by eggs, or beef, or global warming, or asteroids. But you never take time to imagine the impossible. Like maybe you survive." -- The Doctor to Rose (Doctor Who: The End of the World) % The Doctor: The great and the good are gathering to watch the planet burn. Rose: What for? The Doctor: Fun. [pause] Mind you, when I said "the great and the good," what I mean is the rich. (Doctor Who: The End of the World) % The Doctor, searching for a gift to give: I give you in return... air from my lungs. Jabe: How... intimate. The Doctor: There's more where that came from. Jabe, flirtily: I bet there is. (Doctor Who: The End of the World) % "The last ostrich egg! Legend says it had a wingspan of fifty feet and blew fire from its mouth. Or was that my third husband?" -- Cassandra (Doctor Who: The End of the World) % [A jukebox is wheeled out before Cassandra.] Lady Cassandra O'Brien: And here, another rarity. According to the archives, this was called an iPod. It stores classical music from humanity's greatest composers. Play on! [Soft Cell's "Tainted Love" plays.] (Doctor Who: The End of the World) % The Doctor: Oh, she's not my wife. Jabe: Partner? The Doctor: No. Jabe: Concubine? The Doctor: Nope. Jabe: Prostitute? Rose: Whatever I am, it must be invisible - do you mind? Tell you what - you two go and pollenate - I'm gonna catch up with the family. [points at Cassandra] Rose: Quick word with Michael Jackson. The Doctor: Don't start a fight. [offers his arm to Jabe] I'm all yours. [she accepts his arm; both start to leave] Rose: [to Doctor] And I want you home by midnight! (Doctor Who: The End of the World) % The Doctor: [opening Rose's phone] Tell you what. With a bit of jiggery pokery- Rose: Is that a technical term, "jiggery pokery"? The Doctor: Yeah, I came first in jiggery pokery, what about you? Rose: Nah, I failed Hullabaloo. (Doctor Who: The End of the World) % (Rose phones her mother and all is normal.) The Doctor: You think that's amazing - you want to see the bill? (Doctor Who: The End of the World) % Rose: How many operations have you had? Lady Cassandra: 708. Next week its 709 - I'm having my blood bleached. Is that why wanted a word? You could be flatter - you've got a little bit of a... chin... poking out. Rose: I'd rather die. Lady Cassandra: Honestly it doesn't hurt! Rose: No, I mean it. I would rather die. It's better to die than to live like you - a bitchy trampoline. (Doctor Who: The End of the World) % [The Doctor attempts to open a lock door that leads to a room that is burning] The Doctor: Anyone in there?! Rose: Let me out, let me out! The Doctor: Oh, well it would be you! (Doctor Who: The End of the World) % [The Doctor leaves Rose locked in a room while he goes to save the station] The Doctor: [to Rose] Stay there! Rose: Where am I gonna go, Ipswich?! (Doctor Who: The End of the World) % Rose: Is that why we're here? - I mean, is that what you do? Jump in at the last minute and save the Earth? The Doctor: I'm not saving it. Time's up. Rose: But what about the people? The Doctor: It's empty. they've all gone. No one left. Rose: [silent; looks at the Earth] Just me then. (Doctor Who: The End of the World) % Rose: [talking to the potted cutting of Jabe's grandfather] Hello. My name's Rose... that's a sort of plant. We might be related. [pauses] I'm talking to a twig. (Doctor Who: The End of the World) % Lady Cassandra: At Arms! [attendants raise spray nozzles; both aim at the Doctor] The Doctor: What are you gonna do - moisturize me? Lady Cassandra: [menacingly] With acid. (Doctor Who: The End of the World) % The Doctor: [talking to metallic spider] Go on, Jimbo! Go home! (Doctor Who: The End of the World) % Lady Cassandra: [to the Doctor] I bet you were the school swot who never got kissed. (Doctor Who: The End of the World) % Rose: [watches pieces of the destroyed Earth pass the window] The end of the earth. Its gone... we were too busy saving ourselves, no one saw it go. All those years, all that history and no one was even looking. It's just... The Doctor: [holds his hand out to her] Come with me... (Doctor Who: The End of the World) % "Everything has its time and everything dies." -- The Doctor (Doctor Who: The End of the World) % "You think it'll last forever. The people, and cars, and concrete. But it won't. Then one day it's all gone. Even the sky." -- The Doctor to Rose (Doctor Who: The End of the World) % The Doctor: You think it'll last forever, the people and cars and concrete. But it won't. One day it's all gone, even the sky. My planet's gone. It's dead. It burned like the Earth. It's rocks and dust before its time. Rose: What happened? The Doctor: There was a war, and we lost. Rose: A war with who? [the Doctor doesn't answer] What about your people? The Doctor: I'm a Time Lord. I'm the last of them. They're all gone. I'm the only survivor. I'm left travelling on my own because there's no-one else. Rose: There's me. (Doctor Who: The End of the World) % The Doctor: I'm the Doctor, by the way. Charles Dickens: A Doctor? You look more like a navy. The Doctor: [exasperated] What's wrong with this jumper? (Doctor Who: The Unquiet Dead) % The Doctor: Oi! Follow that coach! Coach Driver: You can't do that, sir! The Doctor: Why not? Dickens: Why not! I'll give you a very good reason why not: Because this is my coach! The Doctor: [Exasperated] Well, get in then! [The Coach rushes forward] The Doctor: Come on, you're losing them! Coach Driver: Is everything in order, Mr Dickens? Dickens: No, it is not! The Doctor: What did he say? Dickens: Let me say this first: I'm not a man with a sense of humour, and I- The Doctor: Dickens? Dickens: Yes? The Doctor: Charles Dickens? Dickens: Yes. The Doctor: The Charles Dickens? Coach Driver: Should I remove the gentleman, sir? The Doctor: Charles Dickens! You're brilliant, you are! Completely one-hundred percent brilliant! I've read them all! Great Expectations, Oliver Twist- What's the other one, the one with the ghosts? Dickens: Christmas Carol? The Doctor: No no no, the one with the trains.... The Signal-Man, that's it! Terrifying! Best short story ever written! You're a genius! Coach Driver: Do you want me to get rid of him, sir? Dickens: [Flattered] No, I think he can stay. (Doctor Who: The Unquiet Dead) % [Before having a séance] Dickens: I can't be part of this. The Doctor: Humbug? Dickens: This is the sort of mummery I strive to unmask. Sèances? Nothing but lumerous tamborines and a squeeze box concealed between the knees. This girl knows nothing! The Doctor: Now don't antagonise her. I love a happy medium! Rose: I can't believe you just said that. (Doctor Who: The Unquiet Dead) % The Doctor: I saw the Fall of Troy! World War Five! I was pushing boxes at the Boston Tea Party! Now I'm gonna die in a dungeon.... [disgustedly] in Cardiff! Rose: It's not just dying... [the Gelth still press against the gait to reach them] Rose: We're going to become one of them. [cut to Charles Dickens moving through the house; extinguishing the lamps, allowing gas to fill the rooms; back to Rose and the Doctor] Rose: We'll go down fighting, yeah? The Doctor Yeah. Rose: Together? The Doctor Yeah. [they link hands] The Doctor [looking at Rose] I'm so glad I met you. Rose: Me too. [they smile at each other] (Doctor Who: The Unquiet Dead) % Dickens: What the Shakespeare is going on? (Doctor Who: The Unquiet Dead) % Dickens: But you have such knowledge of future times. I don't wish to impose on you, but I must ask you... My books, Doctor. Do they last? The Doctor: Oh, yes. Dickens: How long? The Doctor: Forever. (Doctor Who: The Unquiet Dead) % Dickens: After all these revelations, there's still one mystery you haven't explained. Answer me this... Who are you? The Doctor: Just a friend, passing through. (Doctor Who: The Unquiet Dead) % The Doctor: [after Rose has just been pulled from the clutches of two Gelth-possessed bodies] Hi! Rose: Hi. Who's your friend? The Doctor: Charles Dickens. Rose: Okay. (Doctor Who: The Unquiet Dead) % Rose: ...and don't think I didn't feel your hands having a quick wander, you dirty old man! (Doctor Who: The Unquiet Dead) % [Rose arrives home and Jackie is shocked to see her] Jackie: [Quietly] It's you... Rose: Course it's me. Jackie: Oh my god... It's you... Oh my god.. [She flings herself into Rose's arms, crying. Rose sees Missing posters on the table as The Doctor comes running in] The Doctor: It's not twelve hours... it's twelve months. You've been gone a whole year. Sorry. (Doctor Who: Aliens of London) % Rose: I meant to phone. I really did, I just f- forgot. Jackie: What, for a year? You forgot for a year?! And I am left sitting here! I just don't believe you! Why won't you tell me where you've been?! The Doctor: Actually, it's my fault. I sort of, uh, employed Rose as my companion. Policeman: When you say "companion", is this a sexual relationship? Rose, the Doctor: [simultaneously] No! Jackie: Then what is it? Because you, you waltz in 'ere all charm and smiles and the next thing I know she vanishes off the face of the earth! How old are you, then, Forty? Forty-five? What, did you find her on the internet? Did you go online and pretend you're a doctor?! The Doctor: I am a doctor! Jackie: Prove it! Stitch this, mate! [slaps him] (Doctor Who: Aliens of London) % Rose: She slapped you! The Doctor: Nine hundred years of time and space, and I've never been slapped by someone's mother. Rose: Your face... The Doctor: It hurt! Rose:You're so gay! [pause] When you say 900 years... The Doctor: That's my age. Rose: You're 900 years old? The Doctor: Yep. Rose: My mother was right, that is one hell of an age gap. (Doctor Who: Aliens of London) % Mickey: I bet you don't even remember my name! The Doctor: Ricky. Mickey: It's Mickey. The Doctor: No, it's Ricky. Mickey: I think I know my own name. The Doctor: You think you know your own name? How stupid are you? (Doctor Who: Aliens of London) % Rose: So, in twelve months, have you been seeing anyone else? Mickey: No. Rose: Okay. Mickey: Mainly because everyone thinks I murdered you. Rose: Right. Mickey: So now that you've come back, are you gonna stay? (Doctor Who: Aliens of London) % Rose: Promise you won't disappear? The Doctor: I'll tell you what. TARDIS key. [hands her the key] It's about time you had one. See you later. (Doctor Who: Aliens of London) % Rose: I can't tell her, I can't even begin. She's never gonna forgive me. And I missed a year. Was it good? The Doctor: Middling. Rose: You're so useless. (Doctor Who: Aliens of London) % Mickey: [the Doctor flips through TV channels on the TARDIS view screen] How many channels you get? The Doctor: All the basic packages. Mickey: You get sports channel? The Doctor: [rolling his eyes] Yes, I get the football. (Doctor Who: Aliens of London) % Rose: My mum's here. The Doctor: Oh, that's just what I need. Don't you dare make this place domestic Mickey: You ruined my life, Doctor. They thought she was dead. I was a murder suspect because of you. The Doctor: You see what I mean? Domestic! (Doctor Who: Aliens of London) % Jackie: [after the TARDIS materializes] How'd you do that, then? (Doctor Who: Aliens of London) % [The Doctor speaking to the military police inside 10 Downing Street.] The Doctor: I think you'll find the Prime Minister is an alien in disguise, and- [Glances at military police leader.] That¿s never gonna work, is it? [The policeman shakes his head.] Policeman: Nope. The Doctor: Fair enough. [runs] (Doctor Who: World War Three) % Slitheen General Asquith: Under jurisdiction of the Emergency Protocols I authorise you to execute this man! The Doctor: Oh, er, wait, er, yes, now the thing is, if I were you, if I was going to, er, execute somebody by backing them against a wall, between you and me, little word of advice,[The lift behind him dings and opens] don't stand them against the lift. [Backs into the lift.] (Doctor Who: World War Three) % Rose: My mother's cooking... The Doctor: Ah good, put her on a slow heat and let her simmer. Rose: I meant she's cooking tea. (Doctor Who: World War Three) % Slitheen: Who are you, if not human? Harriet Jones: Who's not human? Rose: He's not human. Harriet Jones: He's not human? The Doctor: Can I have a bit of hush? Harriet Jones: Sorry. The Doctor: [to Slitheen] So what's the plan? Harriet Jones: [in soft voice, to Rose] But he's got a Northern accent! Rose: [just as soft] Lots of planets have a North. The Doctor: I said hush! (Doctor Who: World War Three) % The Doctor: [talking about firing a missile at 10 Downing street] That's the thing. If I don't dare, everyone dies. Rose: Do it. The Doctor: You don't even know what it is. You'd just let me? Rose: Yeah. Jackie: Please, Doctor, please, she's my daughter, she's just a kid. The Doctor: Do you think I don't know that? 'Cause this is my life, Jackie - it's not fun, it's not smart, it's just standing up and making a decision because nobody else will. Rose: Then what are you waiting for? The Doctor: I could save the world but lose you. (Doctor Who: World War Three) % Harriet Jones: Voice mail dooms us all. (Doctor Who: World War Three) % Slitheen: Aaaaahhh, Excuse me? Your device will do what? Triplicate the flammability? The Doctor: Is that what I said? Slitheen: You're making it up! The Doctor: Oh well, nice try. Harriet, [offers Harriet Jones the decanter] have a drink. I think you're gonna need it. Harriet Jones: You pass it to the left first. The Doctor: Sorry. [hands it to Rose] (Doctor Who: World War Three) % Van Statten: [to Adam] You, English, look after the girl. Go and.... canoodle, or spoon, or whatever it is you British do. (Doctor Who: Dalek) % The Doctor: Look, I'm sorry about this. Mr Van Statten might think he's clever, but never mind him. I've come to help, I'm the Doctor. Metaltron: Doc...tor? The Doctor: [sudden horror] .... Impossible. Metaltron: The Doctor?! [The lights come on revealing that the "metaltron" is a Dalek.] Dalek: Exterminate! Exterminate! The Doctor: Let me out!! Dalek: EXTERMINAAAAATE!! [Outside chamber] Diana Goddard: Sir, it's gonna kill him! Henry Van Statten: [Raises a hand to silence her concerns] It's talking! [Inside chamber] Dalek: YOU ARE AN ENEMY OF THE DALEKS! YOU MUST BE DESTROYED! [It aims its gun, preparing to kill the Doctor. But nothing happens.] The Doctor: It's not working! [Laughs mercilessly] Fantastic! Ooooh, fantastic! Powerless! Look at you. The Great Space Dustbin! How does it feel?! [rushes at the Dalek] Dalek: Keep back! The Doctor: What for?! What're you gonna do to me?! [Beat] If you can't kill, then what are you good for, Dalek?! What's the point of you?! You're nothing! What the hell are you here for? Dalek: I am waiting for orders. The Doctor: What does that mean? Dalek: I am a soldier. I was bred to receive orders. The Doctor: [Grins] Well you're never gonna get any. Not ever. Dalek: I demand orders! The Doctor: They're never gonna come! Your race is dead! You all burned, all of you! Ten million ships on fire! The entire Dalek race wiped out in one second! Dalek: You lie! The Doctor: I watched it happen! I made it happen! Dalek: You destroyed us?! [Long, dark pause.] The Doctor: .... I had no choice. Dalek: And what of the Time Lords? The Doctor: [Solemn] Dead. They burned with you. The end of the Last Great Time War. Everyone lost. Dalek: And the coward survived. (Doctor Who: Dalek) % Dalek: You are an enemy of the Daleks! You must be destroyed! (gun fails) Doctor: (relieved) It's not working! (laughs) Fantastic! Oh fantastic! Look at you, the great space-dustbin - how does it feel? Dalek: Keep back! Doctor: What for? What are you gonna do to me? (Doctor Who: Dalek) % "If you can't kill, then what are you good for, Dalek? What's the point of you? You're nothing!" -- The Doctor (Doctor Who: Dalek) % Doctor: What the hell are you here for? Dalek: I am waiting for orders. Doctor: What does that mean? Dalek: I am a soldier. I was bred to recieve orders. Doctor: Well you're never gonna get any. Not ever. Dalek: I demand orders! (Doctor Who: Dalek) % Dalek: I demand orders! Doctor: They're never gonna come! Your race is dead! You all burned, all of you -- ten million ships on fire, the entire Dalek race, wiped out, in one second. Dalek: You lie! Doctor: I watched it happen. I *made* it happen. Dalek: You destroyed us? Doctor: I had no choice. (Doctor Who: Dalek) % Dalek: And what of the Time Lords? Doctor: (long pause) Dead. They burned with you. The end of the last great Time War. Everyone lost. (Doctor Who: Dalek) % Dalek: And the coward survived. Doctor: (sarcastically) Oh. And I caught your little signal: "Help me." Poor little thing. But there's noone else coming 'cause there's noone else left. (Doctor Who: Dalek) % Dalek: I am alone in the universe. Doctor: Yep. Dalek: So are you. (Doctor Who: Dalek) % Dalek: We are the same. Doctor: We're not the same! I'm not -- no, wait. Maybe we are. You're right, yeah, okay. 'Cause I know what to do. I know what should happen. I know what you deserve. Exterminate. (electrifies dalek) Dalek: Aaaaaaah! Have pity! Doctor: Why should I? You never did! (Doctor Who: Dalek) % Dalek: [appears on a monitor] I shall speak only to the Doctor. The Doctor: [sees the fire sprinklers in action, raining water upon the Dalek] You're gonna get rusty. Dalek: I fed off the DNA of Rose Tyler. Extrapolating the biomesh of a time-traveller regenerated me. The Doctor: What's your next trick? Dalek: I have been searching for the Daleks. The Doctor: Yeah, I saw. Downloading the internet. What did you find? Dalek: I scanned your satellites and radio telescopes. The Doctor: And? Dalek: Nothing. [Beat] Where shall I get my orders now?! The Doctor: You're just a soldier without commands. Dalek: Then I shall follow the Primary Order: the Dalek instinct to destroy, to conquer!!! The Doctor: But what for? What's the point?! Don't you see? It's all gone. Everything you were, everything you stood for. Dalek: .... Then what should I do? The Doctor: All right, then. If you want orders, follow this one. Kill yourself. Dalek: The Daleks must survive! The Doctor: The Daleks have failed! Now why don't you finish the job, and make the Daleks extinct?! Rid the universe of your filth! Why don't you just DIE?! [Pause] Dalek: You would make a good Dalek. (Doctor Who: Dalek) % Doctor: All right then. If you want orders, follow this one. Kill yourself. Dalek: The Daleks must survive! Doctor: The Daleks have failed! Why don't you finish the job, and make the Daleks extinct. Rid the universe of your filth. *Why don't you just die!* Dalek: [beat] You would make a good Dalek. (Doctor Who: Dalek) % (Digging through a bin of alien weapons): "Broken. Broken. Hairdryer." -- The Doctor (Doctor Who: Dalek) % The Doctor: [aims his weapon] Get out of the way! [Rose sees the Doctor, trying to aim at the Dalek. She doesn't budge.] The Doctor: Rose, get out of the way now! Rose: No. I won't let you do this. The Doctor: That thing killed hundreds of people! Rose: It's not the one pointing the gun at me. The Doctor: I've got to do this! I've got to end it! The Daleks destroyed my home, my people! I've got nothing left! Rose: But look at it. [The Dalek's casing has opened, and the creature within is marvelling at the sunlight.] The Doctor: [puzzled] .... What's it doing? Rose: It's the sunlight. That's all it wants. The Doctor: It can't-- Rose: It couldn't kill Van Statten, it couldn't kill me. It's changing. What about you Doctor? What the hell are you changing into? The Doctor: [pained look] I couldn't.... I wasn't.... Oh Rose. [drops gun] They're all dead. Dalek: [weak] Why.... do we.... survive? The Doctor: I don't know. (Doctor Who: Dalek) % "What about you, Doctor? What the hell are you changing into?" -- Rose to the Doctor (Doctor Who: Dalek) % "Time travel is like visiting Paris. You can't just read the guide book, you gotta throw yourself in. Eat the food, use the wrong verbs, get charged double, and end up kissing complete strangers. Or is that just me?" -- The Doctor (Doctor Who - The Long Game) % The Editor: It may interest you to know that this isn't actually the Fourth Great and Bountiful Human Empire. It's hardly human at all! It's a place where humans happen to live- [unseen creature protests]-sorry, are allowed to live, by kind permission of my client. [points upwards] [The Doctor and Rose follow his finger and notice a huge alien creature with ferocious-looking jaws on the ceiling.] Rose: .... What is it? The Doctor: You mean that thing's in charge of Satellite Five? The Editor: "That thing", as you put it, is in charge of the human race. For almost a hundred years, mankind has been guided and shaped. Its knowledge and ambition strictly controlled, through its broadcast news- edited by my superior, your master, and humanity's guiding light: The Mighty Jagrafess of the Holy Hadrojassic Maxarodenfoe. [giddy] I call him Max. (Doctor Who: The Long Game) % [thanks to Adam, he and Rose are about to die] The Doctor: You and your boyfriends. (Doctor Who: The Long Game) % Rose: I'll let the Doctor describe it. The Doctor: The Fourth Great and Bountiful Human Empire. Planet Earth is at its height, covered with megacities, five moons, population 96 billion, the centre of a galactic domain that stretches across a million planets and species. [Adam faints] The Doctor: He's your boyfriend. Rose: Not any more. (Doctor Who: The Long Game) % Rose:: Well, you're not a Jagrafess. You're human. The Editor: Yes, but being human doesn't pay very well. (Doctor Who: The Long Game) % The Editor: [to the Doctor and Rose] This is fascinating. Satellite Five holds every piece of information within the fourth great and bountiful human empire. Birth certificates, shopping habits, bank statements. But you two... you don't exist. [laughs] Not a trace. No birth, no job, not the slightest kiss. How can you walk through the world and not leave a single footprint? (Doctor Who: The Long Game) % Adam Mitchell: Maybe I could just go and sit on the observation desk. Would that be alright? Soak it in. Y'know, pretend I'm a citizen of the year two hundred thousand. Rose: D'you want me to come with you? Adam Mitchell: No, no. You stick with the Doctor. [pause] You'd rather be with him. [pause]11 It's gonna take a better man than me to get between you two. (Doctor Who: The Long Game) % The Doctor: You'll never get your hands on it - I'll die first! The Editor: Die all you want. (Doctor Who: The Long Game) % The Editor: Tell me who you are. The Doctor: Since that information is keeping us alive, I'm hardly going to tell you, am I? (Doctor Who: The Long Game) % The Doctor: Look at me, I'm stupid! (Doctor Who: The Long Game) % The Editor: Now there's an interesting point. Is a slave a slave if he doesn't know he's enslaved? The Doctor:: Yes. The Editor: Aw. I was hoping for a philosophical debate, is that all I'm gonna get: "yes"? The Doctor: Yes. The Editor: You're no fun. The Doctor: Let me out of these manacles and I'll show you how much fun I am. The Editor: Ooh, he's tough isn't he? (Doctor Who: The Long Game) % Adam Mitchell: But I want to come with you! The Doctor: I only take the best, I've got Rose. (Doctor Who: The Long Game) % Rose: That's what comes of showing off; your history's not as good as you think. The Doctor: My history is perfect. Rose: Well, obviously not. (Doctor Who: The Long Game) % The Doctor: Alright. I'll hug anyone. (Doctor Who: The Long Game) % The Editor: Time Lord! The Doctor: What? The Editor: Oh yes. The last of the Time Lords, with his travelling machine. Oh, with his little human girl from long ago. (Doctor Who: The Long Game) % [The Doctor, to the bride and groom] The Doctor: Who said you're not important? I've travelled to all sorts of places, done things you couldn't even imagine. But you two! Street corner, two in the morning, getting a taxi home. I've never had a life like that. Yes. I'll try to save you. (Doctor Who: Father's Day) % The Doctor: [to the baby Rose in 1987] Good girl. Yes, you are. You're not gonna bring about the end of the world now are you? (Doctor Who: Father's Day) % The Doctor: I did it again. I picked another stupid ape. (Doctor Who: Father's Day) % Pete Tyler: Don't worry about him. Couples have rows all the time. Rose: We're not a couple! Why does everyone think we're a couple? [sighs] I think he left me. (Doctor Who: Father's Day) % The Doctor: I should have known. It's not about showing you the universe. It never is. It's about the universe doing something for you. (Doctor Who: Father's Day) % Pete Tyler: [to Rose] So, if this Doctor's not you boyfriend, and I have to say, I'm glad, 'cause, you know, being your dad and all, I think he's a bit old for you. [Rose bursts out laughing] (Doctor Who: Father's Day) % Pete Tyler: [Rose has travelled back in time and saved her father's life when he was supposed to have died when she was just a baby. By doing so she has inadvertently doomed the human race] Your friend... he said "This is all your fault." What did he mean by that? Rose: Dunno. It's just... it just is. Pete Tyler: [hesitantly] I gave you my car keys. You don't give your car keys to a complete stranger. [slowly begins walking towards her] I trusted you, the moment I met you. "A wound in time". You called me Dad. [gets closer] You've got my eyes, Jackie's attitude. You sound like her when you shout. [he reaches out and tentatively brushes the hair from her eyes but then gets shy and removes his hand. Rose immediately takes his hand and replaces it on her cheek] It is! It's you! You're my Rose! You're my Rose grown up! [he hugs her] Rose: [starts to cry] Dad! My Dad! My Daddy! (Doctor Who: Father's Day) % [first lines] Rose: [voiceover] Peter Alan Tyler, my Dad. The most wonderful man in the world. Born 15th September, 1954. (Doctor Who: Father's Day) % [last lines] Rose: [voiceover] Peter Alan Tyler, my Dad. The most wonderful man in the world. Died the 7th of November, 1987. (Doctor Who: Father's Day) % The Doctor: Know how long you can knock around space without having to bump into Earth? Rose: Five days, or is that just when we're out of milk? The Doctor: All the species in all the universe and it has to come out of a cow. (Doctor Who: The Empty Child) % The Doctor: [To a stray kitten] One day, just one day, maybe, I'm going to meet somebody who gets the whole "don't wander off" thing. Nine hundred years of phone box travel and it's the only thing left that surprises me. [The TARDIS phone rings] You're ringing. How can you be ringing? You're not even a real phone! (Doctor Who: The Empty Child) % Capt. Jack Harkness: Could you switch off your cell phone? No, seriously, it interferes with my [spaceship] instruments. Rose: [as she turns it off] You know, no one ever believes that. (Doctor Who: The Empty Child) % The Doctor: [to Nancy] 1941. Right now, not very far from here, the German war machine is rolling up the map of Europe. Country after country, falling like dominoes. Nothing can stop it, nothing. Until one tiny, damp little island says "No. No, not here." A mouse in front of a lion. You're amazing, the lot of you. I don't know what you do to Hitler, but you frighten the hell out of me. (Doctor Who: The Empty Child) % The Doctor: And I'm looking for a blonde in a Union Jack. A specific one, mind you, I didn't just wake up this morning with a craving. (Doctor Who: The Empty Child) % Rose: You used to be a Time Agent. Now... you're some kind of freelancer. Captain Jack Harkness: Oh, that's a little harsh. I like to think of myself as a criminal. (Doctor Who: The Empty Child) % Captain Jack Harkness: So... when you say 'your companion', how disappointed should I be? Rose: OK. We're standing in mid-air on a space-ship during a German air-raid. Do you really think now's a good time to be coming on to me? Captain Jack Harkness: Perhaps not. Rose: It was just a suggestion. (Doctor Who: The Empty Child) % The Doctor: You're very sick. Doctor Constantine: Dying, I should think. I just haven't been able to find the time. (Doctor Who: The Empty Child) % The Doctor: [Nancy locks the door on the Child] What's this, then? It's never easy being the only child left out in the cold, you know. Nancy: I suppose you'd know. The Doctor: I do, actually, yes. Nancy: It's not exactly a child. (Doctor Who: The Empty Child) % The Doctor: Excuse me, excuse me. Could I have everyone's attention, just for a mo? Be very quick. Hello! It might seem like a stupid question, but has anything fallen from the sky recently? (Doctor Who: The Empty Child) % Doctor Constantine: Before this war began, I was a father and a grandfather. Now I'm neither; but I'm still a doctor. The Doctor: Yeah. Know the feeling. (Doctor Who: The Empty Child) % [Captain Jack has just greeted the Doctor as "Mr. Spock"] The Doctor: Mister Spock? Rose: What was I supposed to say? You don't have a name! Don't you ever get tired of "Doctor"? Doctor Who? The Doctor: Nine centuries in, I'm coping. (Doctor Who: The Empty Child) % [on the Doctor and Rose's outfits] Captain Jack Harkness: Oh, should've known, the way you guys are blending in with the local colour. I mean, Flag Girl was bad enough, but U-boat Captain? (Doctor Who: The Empty Child) % [first lines] Rose: What's the emergency? The Doctor: It's mauve. Rose: Mauve? The Doctor: Universally recognised colour for danger. Rose: What happened to red? The Doctor: That's just humans. By everyone else's standards, red's camp. Oh, the misunderstandings! All those red alerts, all that dancing. (Doctor Who: The Empty Child) % Captain Jack Harkness: On my signal, head for the door. NOW! [points a banana at the child like a gun] Child: Mummy! The Doctor: [points actual gun at wall and creates door] Go now! And don't drop the banana! Captain Jack Harkness: Why not? The Doctor: It's a good source of potassium! Captain Jack Harkness: [grabs the gun back] Gimme that! (Doctor Who: The Empty Child) % [The Doctor, Capt. Jack and Rose are cornered by the empty children.] The Doctor: Go to your room. Go to your room! I mean it. I'm very, very angry with you. I'm very, very cross! Go to your room! [The children lurch away.] I'm really glad that worked. Those would have been terrible last words. (Doctor Who: The Doctor Dances) % The Doctor: Sonic blaster, 51st Century- Weapon factories at Villengard? Capt. Jack Harkness: Yeah. You've been to the factories? The Doctor: Once. Jack: They're gone now, destroyed. Main reactor went critical. Vaporised the lot. The Doctor: Like I said, once. There's a banana grove there now. I like bananas. Bananas are good. (Doctor Who: The Doctor Dances) % Jack: [incredulously] Who has a sonic screwdriver? The Doctor: I do! Rose: [to herself] Lights! Jack: Who looks at a screwdriver and thinks, "Ooo, this could be a little more sonic"? The Doctor: What, you've never been bored? Rose: There's gotta' be a light switch! Doctor: [to Jack] Never had a long night? Never had a lot of cabinets to put up? (Doctor Who: The Doctor Dances) % Rose: Are the words "distract the guard" heading in my general direction? Jack: I don't think that's such a good idea. Rose: Don't worry, I can handle it. Jack: I've gotten to know Algie quite well since I've been in town. Trust me, you're not his type. I'll distract him. Don't wait up. [Jack moves off. Rose stares after him, pole-axed, whilst the Doctor grins smugly] The Doctor: Don't worry, he's a 51st-century guy. He's just a little more flexible when it comes to 'dancing'. Rose: How flexible? The Doctor: Well, by his time, you lot are spread over half the galaxy. Rose: Meaning? The Doctor: So many species, so little time. Rose: What, that's what we do when we get out there? That's our mission? We seek new life and- The Doctor: Dance. (Doctor Who: The Doctor Dances) % The Doctor: Everybody lives, Rose! Just this once! Everybody lives!! (Doctor Who: The Doctor Dances) % Woman: [having been healed by the nanogenes] My leg's grown back! When I come to the hospital, I had one leg! Dr Constantine: Well, there is a war on. Is it possible you miscounted? (Doctor Who: The Doctor Dances) % The Doctor: History says there was an explosion here. Who am I to argue with history? Rose: Usually the first in line. (Doctor Who: The Doctor Dances) % Rose: Look at you, beaming away like you're Father Christmas. The Doctor: Who says I'm not? Red bicycle when you were twelve. Rose: What? The Doctor: And everybody lives! I need more days like this. (Doctor Who: The Doctor Dances) % Jack: [monologuing to his navigating system] Last time I was sentenced to death, I ordered four hyper-vodkas for my breakfast. All a bit of a blur after that. Woke up in bed with both my executioners. Lovely couple. They stayed in touch. Can't say that about most executioners. (Doctor Who: The Doctor Dances) % Rose: OK, so he's disappeared into thin air. Why is it always the great looking ones who do that? The Doctor: I'm making an effort not to be insulted. Rose: I mean... men. The Doctor: Okay. That's... that really helped. (Doctor Who: The Doctor Dances) % Captain Jack: [when he realizes his Sonic Blaster's stopped working] Damn it! It's the special features, they really drain the battery. Rose Tyler: The battery? [both run through the door the Doctor just opened; after she stops] It's so lame. Captain Jack: I was going to send for another one but *somebody's* [looking at the Doctor] got to blow up the factory. Rose: Oh, I know. First day I met him, he blew my job up. That's practically how he communicates. (Doctor Who: The Doctor Dances) % The Doctor: I've travelled with a lot of people, but you're setting new records for jeopardy friendly. (Doctor Who: The Doctor Dances) % The Doctor: Hanging from a rope, thousands of feet above London, not a cut, not a bruise. Rose: Yeah, I know. Captain Jack fixed me up. The Doctor: Oh, we're calling him Captain Jack now, are we? Rose: Well, his name's Jack and he's a captain. The Doctor: He's not really a captain, Rose. Rose: Do you know what I think? I think you're experiencing 'Captain Envy'. You'll find your feet at the end of your legs. You may care to move them. The Doctor: If ever he was a captain, he's been defrocked. Rose: Yeah? Shame I missed that! [the Doctor and Rose have been teleported to Jack's ship] Captain Jack: Actually, I quit. Nobody takes my frock! Most people notice when they've been teleported. You guys are so sweet! (Doctor Who: The Doctor Dances) % Captain Jack: Make yourself comfortable. Carry on with whatever it was you were... doing. The Doctor: We were talking about dancing. Captain Jack: It didn't look like talking. Rose: It didn't feel like dancing. (Doctor Who: The Doctor Dances) % Rose: Doesn't the universe implode or something if you dance? The Doctor: Well, I've got the moves, but I wouldn't want to boast. (Doctor Who: The Doctor Dances) % The Doctor: There isn't a little boy born who wouldn't tear the world apart to save his mummy. And this little boy can. (Doctor Who: The Doctor Dances) % The Doctor: [identifying Jack's weapon] Sonic Blaster. Fifty-first century. Weapons factory at Villengard? Captain Jack: You've been to the factories? The Doctor: Once. Captain Jack: Well, they're gone now, destroyed. Main reactor went critical, vaporized the lot. The Doctor: Like I said. Once. [looking over at Rose; matter-of-factly] There's a banana grove there now. [looks at Jack; smiling] I like bananas. Bananas are good. (Doctor Who: The Doctor Dances) % [when asked by Rose to dance] The Doctor: Rose, I'm trying to resonate concrete... (Doctor Who: The Doctor Dances) % Nancy: Yes, I am your mummy. I will always be your mummy. (Doctor Who: The Doctor Dances) % The Doctor: Funny little human brains... How do you get around in those things? Rose: When he's stressed, he likes to insult species. The Doctor: Rose, I'm thinking. Rose: Cuts himself shaving, does half an hour on life forms he's cleverer than. (Doctor Who: The Doctor Dances) % The Doctor: [on Jack] So, where'd you pick this one up, then? Rose: Doctor... Captain Jack: She was hanging from a barrage balloon, I had an invisible spaceship. [smiling] I never stood a chance. [Rose slowly smiles, obviously flattered] (Doctor Who: The Doctor Dances) % The Doctor: Just this once, Rose, everybody lives! (Doctor Who: The Doctor Dances) % Mickey: [to Rose, in reference to Jack and the Doctor, respectively] So what are you doing in Cardiff, and who the hell's Jumpin' Jack Flash? I mean, I don't mind you hanging out with Big Ears up here- The Doctor: Oi! Mickey: [to the Doctor] Look in a mirror. [continues] But this guy, I dunno, he's kinda... Captain Jack Harkness: [grins].... Handsome? Mickey: More like cheesy. Jack: Early 21st century slang, is "cheesy" good or bad? Mickey: It's bad. Jack: But bad means good, isn't that right? (Doctor Who: Boom Town) % Cathy Salt: [talking about mysterious deaths connected to the "Blaidd Drwg" project] And then just recently Mr. Cleaver, the government's nuclear advisor? Margaret Blaine: Slipped on an icy patch. Cathy Salt: He was decapitated! Margaret Blaine: It was a very icy patch. (Doctor Who: Boom Town) % [the four have just exited the TARDIS] Mickey: That old lady's staring. Jack : [Suggestively to Doctor] Probably wondering what four people were doing in a small box. Mickey: [Disdainful look at Jack] What are you captain of? The Innuendo Squad? 'Jack: [Holds up hands to form a "W"] Whatever! (Doctor Who: Boom Town) % [Discussing the plan] Jack: [fast] Right, then. According to Intelligence, our target is the last surviving member of the Slitheen family -a criminal sect from the planet Raxacoricofallapatorius- masquerading as a human being, zipped inside a skin-suit. Okay, plan of attack: we assume a basic 57/56 strategy, covering all available exits on the ground floor. Doctor, you go face to face, that'll designate exit one; I'll cover exit two; Rose, you exit three; Mickey Smith, you take exit four. Have you got that? The Doctor: Excuse me, who's in charge? Jack: Sorry. Awaiting orders, sir. The Doctor: Right, here's the plan. [beat] Like he said, nice plan. Anything else? (Doctor Who: Boom Town) % The Doctor: Hello, I've come to see the Lord Mayor. Secretary: Have you got an appointment? The Doctor: No, just an old friend passing by, bit of a surprise. Can't wait to see her face! Secretary: Well, she's just having a cup of tea. The Doctor: Just go in there and tell her "the Doctor" would like to see her. Secretary: "The Doctor" who? The Doctor: Just "the Doctor", tell her exactly that, "the Doctor". Secretary: Hang on a tic. [The secretary goes inside. There is the sound of a cup dropping and the secretary returns.] Secretary: The Lord Mayor says "thank you f-for popping by." She'd love to have a chat, but, um, she's up to her eyes in paperwork. Perhaps you would like to make an appointment for next week... The Doctor: [happily] She's climbing out the window, isn't she? Secretary: Yes, she is. (Doctor Who: Boom Town) % Jack: She's got a teleport! That's cheating! Now we'll never get her! Rose: Oh, the Doctor's very good at teleports. [Doctor uses sonic-screwdriver to bring Margaret back three times, each time closer than she was before.] The Doctor: I could do this all day. Margaret Slitheen: [out of breath] This is persecution. Why can't you leave me alone? What did I ever do to you? The Doctor: You tried to kill me and destroy this entire planet. Margaret Slitheen: Apart from that. (Doctor Who: Boom Town) % Margaret Slitheen: We're in Cardiff. London doesn't care, the southwest coast could fall into the sea and they wouldn't notice.... Oh. I sound like a Welshman. God help me, I've gone native. (Doctor Who: Boom Town) % Captain Jack: Who the hell are you? Mickey Smith: What do you mean who the hell am I? Who the hell are you? (Doctor Who: Boom Town) % Captain Jack: Aww, sweet, look at these two. How come I never get any of that? The Doctor: Buy me a drink first. Captain Jack: You're such hard work. The Doctor: But worth it. [He grins in an extremely self-satisfied way] (Doctor Who: Boom Town) % Rose Tyler: We've got a prisoner. The police box is really a police box. Margaret Slitheen: You're not just police, though. Since you're taking me to my death, that makes *you* my executioners. Each and every one of you. Mickey Smith: Well *you* deserve it. Margaret Slitheen: [looks straight at him] You're very quick to say so. And you're very quick to soak your hands in my blood. Which makes you better than me how, exactly? [he says nothing] Long night ahead. [walks away & sits down; finally] Let's see who can look me in the eye. [looks piercingly at each person; none hold eye contact for more than a few seconds; & the Doctor barely even looks up from his work] (Doctor Who: Boom Town) % [The Ninth Doctor finds himself in a replica of the Big Brother house. Dazed, he stumbles into the diary room] Davinadroid: You are live on channel forty-four thousand. Please do not swear. The Doctor: You have got to be kidding. (Doctor Who: Bad Wolf) % The Doctor: Lynda, you're sweet. From what I've seen of your world, do you think anybody votes for sweet? (Doctor Who: Bad Wolf) % Trin-E: Just stand still and let the Defabricator work its magic. Jack: What's a Defabricator? [Jack's clothes are disintegrated.] Jack: Okay, Defabricator. Does exactly what it says on the tin. Am I naked in front of millions of viewers? Zu-Zana: Absolutely. Jack: Ladies, your viewing figures just went up. (Doctor Who: Bad Wolf) % Jack: Now hold on, ladies, I don't want to have to shoot either one of you. Trin-E: But you're unarmed! Zu-Zana: And you're naked! [Jack reaches behind him briefly, and returns holding a very small gun.] Zu-Zana: But that's a compact laser deluxe. Trin-E: Where were you hiding that!? Jack: You really don't wanna know. (Doctor Who: Bad Wolf) % [The Doctor and the others stare in horror at a mysterious fleet of ships] Jack: That's impossible.... I know those ships. They were destroyed. The Doctor: Obviously they survived. Lynda: Who did? Who are they? The Doctor: Two hundred ships. More than two thousand on board each one. That's about half a million of them. Davitch Pavelle: Half a million what? The Doctor: Daleks. (Doctor Who: Bad Wolf) % Dalek 1: [glances at Rose] We have your associate. You will obey or she will be exterminated! The Doctor: No. [Pause. The Daleks glance at each other in confusion.] Dalek 1: Explain yourself! The Doctor: I said no. Dalek 1: What is the meaning of this negative? The Doctor: It means no. Dalek 1: But she will be destroyed! The Doctor: No! 'Cause this is what I'm going to do: I'm going to rescue her! I'm going to save Rose Tyler from the middle of the Dalek fleet! And then I'm going to save the Earth! And then, just to finish off, I'm going to wipe every last stinking Dalek out of the sky! Dalek 1: But you have no weapons! No defenses! No plan! The Doctor: Yeah! And doesn't that scare you to death? Rose? Rose: Yes, Doctor? The Doctor: I'm coming to get you. (Doctor Who: Bad Wolf) % The Doctor: [To the Daleks] You know what they call me in the ancient legends of the Dalek homeworld? The Oncoming Storm. You might have removed all your emotions, but I reckon right down deep in your DNA there's one little spark left. And that's fear. Doesn't it just burn when you face me? (Doctor Who: The Parting of the Ways) % The Doctor: [disturbed] Since when did the Daleks have a concept of blasphemy? Emperor Dalek: I reached into the dirt and made new life. I AM THE GOD OF ALL DALEKS! Daleks: Worship him! Worship him! Worship him! The Doctor: [Horrified] They're insane! Hiding in silence for hundreds of years, that's enough to drive anyone mad- but it's worse than that. Driven mad by your own flesh. The stink of humanity. Oh, you hate your own existence. (Doctor Who: The Parting of the Ways) % The Doctor: [as a hologram] This is Emergency Programme One. Rose, now listen; this is important. If this message is activated, then it can only mean one thing. We must be in danger, and I mean fatal. I'm dead, or about to die any second with no chance of escape. Rose: No. The Doctor: And that's okay. Hope it's a good death. But I promised to look after you, and that's what I'm doing. The TARDIS is taking you home. Rose: I won't let you. [Rose protests] The Doctor: And I bet you're fussing and moaning now- typical! But hold on and just listen a bit more. The TARDIS can never return for me. Emergency Programme One means I'm facing an enemy that should never get their hands on this machine. So this is what you should do: let the TARDIS die. Just let this old box gather dust. No one can open it; no one will even notice it. Let it become a strange little thing standing on a street corner. And over the years, the world will move on and the box will be buried. And if you wanna remember me, then you can do one thing, that's all, one thing. [turns to Rose, his voice no longer sounding projected] Have a good life. Do that for me, Rose. Have a fantastic life. (Doctor Who: The Parting of the Ways) % Jackie: Well like you said 200,000 years i'ts way off. Rose: But its not it¿s now that fight is happening right now and he¿s fighting for us the whole planet and I'm just sitting here eating chips. Jackie: Listen to me. God knows I have hated that man but right now I love him and do you know why? Because he did the right thing. He sent you back to me. Rose: But what do I do every day mum? What do I do? Get up, catch the bus, go to work, come back home, eat chips and go to bed. Is that it? Mickey: It¿s what the rest of us do. Rose: But I can¿t. Mickey: Why because you¿re better than us? Rose: No I didn¿t mean that I... but I know what it was. It was a better life. I don¿t mean all the travelling and seeing aliens and spaceships and things that don¿t matter. The Doctor showed me a better way of living your life. You know; he showed you too. That you don¿t just give up, you don¿t just let things happen; you make a stand, you say no, you¿ve got the guts to do what¿s right when everyone else just runs away and I... [Runs Out] (Doctor Who: The Parting of the Ways) % Mickey: Rose, if you go back you could die. Rose: That¿s a risk I¿ve got to take 'cause there's nothing left for me here. Mickey: Nothing? Rose: No. Mickey: Ok, if that¿s what you think let,s get this thing open. (Doctor Who: The Parting of the Ways) % Mickey: There's got to be something else we can do. Rose: Mum was right: maybe we should just lock the door and walk away. Mickey: I'm not having that. I'm not having you just give up now - no way. You just need something stronger than my car... something bigger... something like that. Jackie: Right, you¿ve only got this until 6:00 so get on with it. Rose: Mum, where the bloody hell did you get that from? Jackie: Rodrigo he owes me a favour - never mind why - but you were right about your dad, sweetheart, he was full of mad ideas and it's exactly what he would have done. Now get on with it before I change my mind. (Doctor Who: The Parting of the Ways) % The Doctor: You really want to think about this. 'Cause if I activate this signal, every living creature dies. Emperor Dalek: I am immortal. The Doctor: Do you want to put that to the test? Emperor Dalek: [sardonically] I want to see you become like me. Hail the Doctor, the Great Exterminator! (Doctor Who: The Parting of the Ways) % Emperor Dalek: What are you, Doctor, coward or killer? The Doctor: [Tries to push the lever] Coward any day. (Doctor Who: The Parting of the Ways) % Rose: I am the Bad Wolf. I create myself. I take the words; I scatter them in time and space- [the words "BAD WOLF" detach from the Corporation's sign on the opposite wall and fly off] -a message to lead myself here. The Doctor: Rose, you've got to stop this! You've got to stop this now! [pause] You've got the entire Vortex running through your head! You're gonna burn! Rose: I want you safe. My Doctor, protected from the false god. Emperor Dalek: You cannot hurt me, I am immortal. Rose: You are tiny. I can see the whole of time and space, every single atom of your existence, and I divide them. [She lifts her hand again, the Dalek that tried to shoot her disappears in an explosion of golden dust] Everything must come to dust. All things, everything dies. (Doctor Who: The Parting of the Ways) % Rose: I can see everything. All that is. All that was. All that ever could be. The Doctor: [gets up suddenly] That's what I see, all the time. And doesn't it drive you mad? Rose: My head- The Doctor: Come here. Rose: -is killing me. The Doctor: I think you need a doctor. [The Doctor kisses Rose, absorbing the Time Vortex. She passes out and he sets her gently on the ground before returning the Vortex to the TARDIS.] (Doctor Who: The Parting of the Ways) % The Doctor: Rose Tyler. I was gonna take you to so many places. Barcelona! Not the city Barcelona, the planet Barcelona. You'd love it, fantastic place! They've got dogs with no noses! [Laughs] Imagine how many times a day you end up telling that joke and it's still funny! Rose: Then.... why can't we go? The Doctor: Maybe you will, and maybe I will. But not like this. Rose: You're not making sense! The Doctor: I might never make sense again! I might have two heads, or no head. Imagine me with no head! And don't say that's an improvement. But it's a bit dodgy, this process. You never know what you're gonna end up with. [The Doctor is suddenly wracked by intense pain.] Rose: Doctor! The Doctor: Stay away! Rose: Doctor, tell me what's going on- The Doctor: I absorbed all the energy of the time vortex, and no one's meant to do that- every cell in my body's dying. Rose: Isn't there something you can do? The Doctor: Yeah, I'm doing it now. See, Time Lords have this little trick, it's sort of a way of cheating death. Except.... it means I'm gonna change. And you're not gonna see me again. Not like this. Not with this daft old face. And before I go- Rose: Don't say that-! The Doctor: Rose, before I go, I just wanna tell you: you were fantastic, absolutely fantastic. And you know what? [Pause] So was I! [regenerates] Tenth Doctor: Hello! [gulp and sick expression] New teeth. That's weird. So where was I? Oh that's right! Barcelona! [grins] (Doctor Who: The Parting of the Ways) % The Doctor: Back to your mum. It's all waiting. Fish and chips, sausage and mash, beans on toast... No! Christmas! Turkey! Although, having met your mother, [sotto voce] nutloaf would be more appropriate. [Rose looks down, smiling] The Doctor: Is that a smile? Rose: [looking up, straightfaced] No. The Doctor: I think it was. Rose: No, it wasn't. The Doctor: [grinning] That was a smile. (Doctor Who: Children in Need Special 2005) % [The TARDIS is thrown out of the time vortex and bounces off a building, crashes into a post van and skids through some bins, then the Doctor walks out, stumbling.] The Doctor: Here we are then. London, Earth, the Solar System - I did it! [Upon seeing Jackie and Mickey:] Jackie, Mickey, blimey! No, no, no, no, hold on. Wait there! What was I going to say? I had something I had to tell you. Something important, what was it? No, hold on, hold on. Tch tch tch tch.... Oh, I know! Merry Christmas! [keels over, unconscious] [Rose comes out of the TARDIS] Rose: Is he all right? Jackie: I dunno, he just sort of keeled over. Mickey: Who is he? Where's the Doctor? Rose: That's him; right in front of you. That's the Doctor. Jackie: What d'you mean that's the Doctor? Doctor Who? (Doctor Who: The Christmas Invasion) % The Doctor: My head! I'm having a neural implosion. I need- Jackie: What do you need? The Doctor: I need- Jackie: Just say it; tell me! The Doctor: I need-- Jackie: Tell me, tell me! The Doctor: I need- Jackie: Painkillers? The Doctor: [increasingly frustrated] I need- Jackie: D'you need aspirin? The Doctor: I need- Jackie: Umm, codeine, Paracetamol? Oh I dunno, Pepto-Bismol? The Doctor: I need- Jackie: Liquid paraffin? Vitamin C, vitamin D, vitamin E? The Doctor: I need- Jackie: [getting hysterical] Is it food? Something simple, bowl of soup, nice bowl of soup, soup and a sandwich?! Oh, soup, and a little ham sandwich?! The Doctor: [snapping] I need you to SHUT UP! Jackie: [to Rose, offended] Oh, he hasn't changed that much, has he? (Doctor Who: The Christmas Invasion) % The Doctor: [in intense physical discomfort] We haven't got much time; if there's pilot fish then there's... [stops short; pulls a green apple out of his pocket] Why is there an apple in my dressing gown? Jackie: Oh, that's Howard; sorry. The Doctor: He keeps apples in his dressing gown? Jackie: Gets hungry. The Doctor: What, he gets hungry in his sleep? Jackie: Sometimes. [the Doctor keels over, wracked with pain] (Doctor Who: The Christmas Invasion) % [Recurring line] Harriet Jones: [brandishing ID card] Harriet Jones, Prime Minister. Responder: Well, yes, I know who you are. (Doctor Who: The Christmas Invasion) % Harriet Jones: [To someone offscreen] Did we ask anyone about the Royal Family? [beat] Oh. [beat] They're on the roof. (Doctor Who: The Christmas Invasion) % The Doctor: Oi, you could have someone's eye out with that! [The Doctor takes away and deactivates the Leader's energy whip, then grabs the Leader's staff and snaps it in two.] The Doctor: You just can't get the staff. [points at him] Now you! Just wait, I'm busy! [Aside] Mickey, hello! And Harriet Jones, MP for Flydale North! Blimey, it's like This Is Your Life! [to Rose] Tea! That's all I needed! Good cup of tea! Super-heated infusion of free-radicals and tannins, just the thing for healing the synapses. Now, first things first. Be honest. How do I look? Rose: Umm... different. The Doctor: Good different or bad different? Rose: Just.... different. The Doctor: Am I.... ginger? Rose: No, you're just sort of.... brown. The Doctor: [disappointed] Aw, I wanted to be ginger! I've never been ginger! And you, Rose Tyler! Fat lot of good you were! You gave up on me! [Rose looks annoyed] Ooh, that's rude.... Is that the sort of man I am now? Am I rude? Rude and not ginger. (Doctor Who: The Christmas Invasion) % Harriet Jones: Who is this!? Rose: That's the Doctor. Harriet Jones: Not my Doctor! Or is it just an honorary title that gets passed down? The Doctor: No, I'm him; I'm literally him. Same man, new face. Well, new everything. Harriet Jones: That can't be! The Doctor: Harriet Jones. We were trapped in Downing Street, and the thing that scared you most wasn't the aliens; it wasn't the war; it was the thought of your mother being alone. Harriet Jones: [realising] Oh my God! The Doctor: [smiling] Did you win the election? Harriet Jones: [nodding] Landslide majority. Sycorax Leader: [angrily] If I may interrupt...! The Doctor: Yes, sorry; hello there, big fella! Sycorax Leader: Who exactly are you? The Doctor: [Grinning] Well, that's the question! Sycorax Leader: [Bellowing] I demand to know who you are! The Doctor: [Mimicking] I don't knooooow! [normal] See, there's the thing. I'm the Doctor, but beyond that.... I-I just don't know, I literally do not know who I am. It's all untested. Am I funny? Am I sarcastic? Sexy? [winks at Rose] Right old misery? Life and soul? Right-handed? Left-handed? A gambler? A fighter? A coward? A traitor? A liar? A nervous wreck? I mean, judging by the evidence I've certainly got a gob! And how am I gonna react when I see this? A great big threatening button. Ah-hah. [sees the control matrix and runs up to it] The Doctor: A great big threatening button which must not be pressed under any circumstances, am I right? Let me guess, it's some sort of control matrix, hmm? Hold on, what's feeding it? And what have we got here? Blood? :[tastes] Yep, definitely, blood, human blood, A-positive, with just a dash of iron. Haagh. But that means.... blood control; blood control!! Awwww, I haven't seen blood control for years! You're controlling all the A-positives. Which leaves us with a great, big, stinking problem. 'Cause I really don't know who I am. I don't know when to stop. So if I see a great, big, threatening button -which should never, ever, ever be pressed- then I just wanna do this! [Presses the button] (Doctor Who: The Christmas Invasion) % Alex: You've killed them!! The Doctor: What do you think, big fella; are they dead? Sycorax Leader: [dejected] We allowed them to live. The Doctor: "Allowed"?! You had no choice! See, that's all blood control is; cheap bit of voodoo. Scares the pants off of you, but that's as far as it goes. It's like hypnosis; you can hypnotise someone to walk like a chicken or sing like Elvis, but you can't hypnotise them to death. Survival instinct's too strong. Sycorax Leader: Blood control is just one form of conquest. I could summon the armada and take this world by force! The Doctor: Well... you could do that. Yeah, you could do that, of course you could! But why? Look at these people, these human beings; consider their potential! From the day they arrive on the planet, blinking, step into the sun, there is more to see than can ever be seen, more to do than- no, hold on. Sorry, that's The Lion King. But, the point still stands: Leave them alone! (Doctor Who: The Christmas Invasion) % [During the swordfight, the Sycorax Leader has sliced the Doctor's sword-hand off] The Doctor: You cut my hand off! [The Sycorax Leader bellows with triumph] The Doctor: And now I know what sort of man I am. I'm lucky, because quite by chance, I'm still within the first fifteen hours of my regeneration cycle, which means I have just enough residual cellular energy to do this. [The Doctor's hand grows back] Sycorax Leader: [shocked] Witchcraft! The Doctor: Time Lord. Rose: Doctor! [She throws the Doctor a new sword] The Doctor: Oh, so I'm still The Doctor then? Rose: No arguments from me. 'The Doctor [In quasi-Southern Appalachian accent] You wanna know the best bit? This new hand - it's a fightin hand! (Doctor Who: The Christmas Invasion) % [After defeating the Sycorax Leader in single combat] The Doctor: Not bad for a man in his jim-jams, very Arthur Dent- now, there was a nice man. [Reaching into pocket] Now what have I got in here? [pulls out a satsuma] A satsuma. Oh, that friend of your mother's, he does like his snacks, doesn't he? But doesn't that just sum up Christmas? You go through all those presents and right at the end, there's always one stupid old satsuma! Who wants a satsuma? (Doctor Who: The Christmas Invasion) % [After dispatching the Sycorax Leader -who was attempting to stab him in the back- with use of a satsuma] The Doctor: No second chances. I'm that sort of a man. (Doctor Who: The Christmas Invasion) % The Doctor: So, the year five billion, the sun expands, the earth gets roasted. Rose: That was our first date. The Doctor: We had chips. [Rose chuckles] So anyway, planet gone. All rocks and dust, but the human race lives on spread out across the stars. Soon as the earth burns up, ooh they get all nostalgic, big revival movement. So they find this place. Same size as the earth. Same air, same orbit. Lovely. All those outer humans move in. Rose: What's the city called? The Doctor: New New York. Rose: Oh, come on. The Doctor: It is! It's the city of New New York! Strictly speaking, it's the fifteenth New York since the original, so that makes it New New-New-New-New New-New-New-New-New New-New-New-New-New New York. [Rose laughs] The Doctor: What? Rose: You're so different. The Doctor: New-New Doctor. (Doctor Who: New Earth) % Cassandra: [recognising Rose] Rose Tyler, I knew it! That dirty blonde assassin! Chip: She's coming here, mistress. Cassandra: But this is beyond coincidence. This is destiny! At last I can be revenged on that little b-- [cut to Rose and the Doctor chatting elsewhere] Rose: Bit rich, coming from you. (Doctor Who: New Earth) % Rose: What about the skin? I saw it. You.... You got ripped apart! Cassandra: That piece of skin was taken from the front of my body. This piece is the back. Rose: [grins, laughs], right, so you're talking out of your ar- Cassandra: Ask not! (Doctor Who: New Earth) % Cassandra: [after possessing Rose. Horrified] Oh, my God.... I'm a Chav! (Doctor Who: New Earth) % Doctor: [After being kissed by Cassandra as Rose] [runs hand through hair] Still got it. (Doctor Who: New Earth) % Cassandra: [inside Rose's body and referring to the humans in "Intensive Care"] Just to confirm, none of the humans in the city actually know about this? Novice Hame: We thought it better if- The Doctor: Okay, okay, I can understand the bodies, I can understand your vows. One thing I can't understand: What have you done to Rose? Novice Hame: [taken aback] I- don't know what you mean. The Doctor: [dangerous] I'm being very, very calm. You want to be aware of that. Very, very calm. And the only reason I'm being so very very calm is that the brain is a delicate thing. Whatever you've done to Rose's head I want it reversed! Novice Hame: We haven't done anything. Cassandra: I'm perfectly fine. The Doctor: These people are dying, and Rose would care. Cassandra: Oh, all right clever clogs. Smarty pants. Lady killer. The Doctor: What's happened to you? Cassandra: I knew the sisters were up to something, but I needed this body, and your mind, to work it out. The Doctor: Who are you? Cassandra: [leaning in to mutter in his ear] The last human. The Doctor: Cassandra? Cassandra: Wake up and smell the perfume. [Cassandra sprays him in the face with a small bottle, knocking him out.] (Doctor Who: New Earth) % Cassandra: We're trapped! What are we going to do? The Doctor: Well, for starters, you're going to leave that body. That psychograft is banned on every civilized planet! You're compressing Rose to death. Cassandra: But I have no where to go. My original skin's dead [said spitefully]. The Doctor: Not my problem. You can float as atoms in the air. Now get out. [Points sonic screwdriver towards Cassandra] Give her back to me. Cassandra: You asked for it. [Leaves Rose's body, and enters The Doctor's body] Rose: Blimey, my head. Where did she go? Cassandra: [in the Doctor's body] Oooh my. This is.... different. Rose: Cassandra? Cassandra: Goodness me, I'm a man! Yum. So many parts! And hardly used. Ungh- Ohhhh! Two hearts! Oh baby, I'm beating out a samba! Rose: Get out of him! Cassandra: Oooh, he's slim. And a little bit foxy. [speaks suggestively to Rose] You thought so too. I've been inside your head. You've been looking....you like it! (Doctor Who: New Earth) % The Doctor: You were supposed to be dying. Face of Boe: There are better things to do today. Dying can wait. (Doctor Who: New Earth) % The Doctor: [on the Face of Boe's last words to him, before teleporting away] That is enigmatic - that is textbook enigmatic. (Doctor Who: New Earth) % Cassandra: [in Chip's body] Ooooh, sweet Lord. I'm a walking doodle! (Doctor Who: New Earth) % [Having intended to land in 1979, the Doctor and Rose find themselves in 1879, surrounded by armed soldiers] The Doctor: 1879... same difference. Captain Reynolds: You will explain your presence... and the nakedness of this girl. The Doctor: [in Tennant's own Scottish accent] Are we in Scotland? Captain Reynolds: How can you be ignorant of that? The Doctor: Oh, I'm- I'm dazed and confused. I've been chasing this wee naked child over hill and over dale. Ain't that right, ya.... tim'rous beastie? Rose: Uh- uh.... [adopting a terrible Scottish accent] och aye, I've been oot and aboot- The Doctor: [quietly to Rose, in his normal accent] No, don't do that. Rose: Hoots, mon! The Doctor: [still quiet] No, really don't. Really. (Doctor Who: Tooth and Claw) % Rose: I want her to say "we are not amused". I bet you five quid I can make her say it. The Doctor: Well, if I gambled on that, it would be an abuse of my privilege as a traveller in time. Rose: Ten quid? The Doctor: Done. (Doctor Who: Tooth and Claw) % The Doctor: She's a feral child. I bought her for sixpence in Old London Towne. It was her or the Elephant Man. Rose: Thinks he funny, but I'm so not amused. What do you think, ma'am? (Doctor Who: Tooth and Claw) % Rose: What do we do? The Doctor: We run. Rose: What, is that it? The Doctor: Got any silver bullets? Rose: Not on me, no. The Doctor: There you are then, we run. [to Queen Victoria] Your Majesty, as a doctor, I suggest a vigorous jog; good for the health! (Doctor Who: Tooth and Claw) % Rose: [about the Koh-i-Noor] How much is that worth? The Doctor: They say, the wages of the entire planet for a whole week. Rose: Good job my mum's not here or she'd be fighting the wolf off with her bare hands for that thing. The Doctor: She'd win. (Doctor Who: Tooth and Claw) % Queen Victoria: By the power invested in me by the Church and the State, I dub thee Sir Doctor of TARDIS. By the power invested in me by the Church and the State, I dub thee Dame Rose of the Powell Estate. (Doctor Who: Tooth and Claw) % Queen Victoria: And you may think on this, also. That I am not amused! Rose: [as the Doctor admits defeat] Yes! (Doctor Who: Tooth and Claw) % The Doctor: But the funny thing is, Queen Victoria actually did suffer a mutation of the blood. It's historical record; she was haemophiliac - they used to call it the Royal disease. But it's always been a mystery because she didn't inherit it; her mum didn't have it, her dad didn't have it - it came from nowhere. Rose: And what, you're saying that's a wolf bite? The Doctor: Well.... maybe haemophilia is just a Victorian euphemism. Rose: For werewolf? The Doctor: Could be. Rose: Queen Victoria's a werewolf. The Doctor: Could be. And, her children had the Royal disease. Maybe she gave them a quick nip. Rose: So the royal family are werewolves? The Doctor: Well, maybe not yet, a single wolf cell would take.... a hundred years to mature? Might be ready by early 21st century? Rose: Nah, that's just ridiculous. Mind you, Princess Anne- The Doctor: I'll say no more. Rose: [giggling] And if you think about it, they're very private. They plan everything in advance. They could schedule themselves round the moon, and we'd never know! [she and the Doctor enter the TARDIS] They like hunting! They love blood sport! [as the TARDIS dematerialises] Oh my god, they're werewolves! [the Doctor and Rose make howling noises] (Doctor Who: Tooth and Claw) % The Doctor: [posing as a teacher, introducing himself to class] So, physics! Physics, eh? Physics! Phyyyysics! Physics, Physics, Physics, Physics, Physics Physics, Physics, Physics, Physics... I hope you're getting all this down! (Doctor Who: School Reunion) % The Doctor: Correctamundo! A word I've never used before, and hopefully never will again. (Doctor Who: School Reunion) % Dinner lady: [to Rose, who is pretending to be a dinner lady herself] You are not permitted to leave your station during a sitting! Rose: I was just talking to this teacher. The Doctor: [smiling] Hello! Rose: He doesn't like the chips. Dinner lady: The menu has been specifically designed by the headmaster to improve concentration and performance. Now back to work! Rose: [motioning to her frock as she turns to walk away] See? This is me: dinner lady... The Doctor: I'll have the crumble! Rose: [walking away] I am so gonna kill you... (Doctor Who: School Reunion) % [Sarah Jane Smith has discovered the TARDIS in its hiding space; The Doctor is watching her as she backs out the door] The Doctor: Hello, Sarah Jane. Sarah: It's you.... oh Doctor. Oh, my god. It's you, isn't- You've regenerated. The Doctor: Yeah, half a dozen times since we last met. Sarah: You look.... incredible. The Doctor: So do you. Sarah: Hmm; I got old. What're you doing here? The Doctor: Well... UFO sightings, the school gets record result; I couldn't resist. What about you? Sarah: Same. [both laugh] Sarah: [Crying] I thought you died; I waited for you, you didn't come back and I thought you must've died. The Doctor: I lived. Everyone else died. Sarah: What do you mean? The Doctor: Everyone died, Sarah. Sarah: I can't believe it's you. [Mickey screams in the distance] Sarah: Okay! Now I can. (Doctor Who: School Reunion) % [Mickey has just discovered a closet full of dead rats.] Mickey: Sorry; sorry it's only me. You told me to investigate so I started looking through some of these cupboards, and all these fell out of them. Rose: Oh my God, they're rats. Dozens of rats; vacuum packed rats! The Doctor: And you decided to scream? Mickey: They took me by surprise! The Doctor: [mocking] Like a little girl? Mickey: It was dark! I was covered in rats! The Doctor: Maybe 9, ten years old; I'm seeing pigtails; a frilly skirt! Rose: Hello; can we focus? (Doctor Who: School Reunion) % The Doctor: When Finch arrived, he brought with him seven teachers, four dinner ladies and a nurse. Thirteen; thirteen big bat people. Come on. (Doctor Who: School Reunion) % [Sarah opens her car's boot and lifts a quilt, revealing K-9] The Doctor: K-9! Rose Tyler, Mickey Smith, allow me to introduce K-9! Well, K-9 Mark III, to be precise. Rose: Why does he look so.... disco? The Doctor: Oi! Listen, in the year 5000, this was cutting edge! What's happened to him? Sarah: One day, just *phut*, nothing! The Doctor: Well, didn't you try to get him repaired?! Sarah: It's not like getting parts for a Mini Metro! Plus the technology inside him could rewrite human science- I couldn't show him to anyone! The Doctor: [mollycoddling an inactive K-9] Aww.... what has the nasty lady done to you, eh? (Doctor Who: School Reunion) % The Doctor: They're Krillitanes. Rose: Is that bad? The Doctor: Very. Imagine how bad things could possibly get, and then add another suitcase full of bad. (Doctor Who: School Reunion) % Rose: How many of us have there been travelling with you? The Doctor: Does it matter? Rose: Yeah, it does, if I'm just the latest in a long line. The Doctor: As opposed to what? Rose: I thought you and me were- Well, I obviously got it wrong. I've been to the year 5 billion, right, but this.... Now, this is really seeing the future. You just leave us behind. Is that what you're gonna do to me? The Doctor: No. Not to you. Rose: But Sarah Jane. You were that close to her once, and now, you never even mention her. Why not? The Doctor: I don't age. I regenerate. But humans decay; you wither and you die. Imagine watching that happen to someone that you l- [The Doctor breaks off] Rose: What, Doctor? The Doctor: You can spend the rest of your life with me.... but I can't spend the rest of mine with you. I have to live on. Alone. That's the curse of the Time Lords. (Doctor Who: School Reunion) % Sarah: I saw things you wouldn't believe! Rose: Try me. Sarah: Mummies. Rose: I've met ghosts. Sarah: Robots. Lots of robots. Rose: Slitheen. In Downing Street. Sarah: Daleks! Rose: [smugly] Met the Emperor. Sarah: Anti-matter monsters! Rose: Gas-mask zombies! Sarah: Real living dinosaurs! Rose: Real living werewolf! Sarah: The. Loch Ness. Monster! Rose: [stunned] Seriously? (Doctor Who: School Reunion) % Rose: With you, did he do that thing where he'd explain something at, like, ninety miles per hour, and you'd go "What?" and he'd look at you like you'd just dribbled on your shirt? Sarah: All the time! Does he still stroke bits of the TARDIS? Rose: Yeah! Yeah, he does! I'm like, "Do you two wanna be alone?" [Both laugh as the Doctor enters] The Doctor: How's it going? [Rose and Sarah laugh hysterically] The Doctor: What? Listen, I need to find out what's programmed inside these- [Rose and Sarah are still laughing] The Doctor: What? [Rose and Sarah are falling over laughing] The Doctor: Stop it! (Doctor Who: School Reunion) % [K-9 has come to the rescue of the others, attacked by Krillitanes] K-9: Suggest you engage running mode, mistress! [The Doctor, Rose, Mickey and Sarah flee the school hall whilst K-9 fires at the Krillitanes, who begin to attack K-9 instead] K-9: Maximum defence mode! Mr. Finch: [to Krillitanes, exasperated] Forget the shooty dog thing! (Doctor Who: School Reunion) % K-9: Capacity for only one shot, Master. For maximum impact, I must be placed directly beside the vat. The Doctor: But you'll be trapped inside! K-9: That is correct. The Doctor: I can't let you do that! K-9: No alternative possible. The Doctor: [sadly] Goodbye, old friend. K-9: Goodbye, Master. The Doctor: [affectionately stroking K-9's "snout"] You're a good dog. K-9: [wagging his "tail"] Affirmative! (Doctor Who: School Reunion) % [Coming across K-9, alone in the kitchen] Mr. Finch: The little dog with the nasty bite. [Smugly] Not so powerful now! [K-9 shoots a barrel, splattering toxic Krillitane oil over the Krillitanes] Mr. Finch: You bad dog! K-9: [smugly] Affirmative! (Doctor Who: School Reunion) % Sarah: Well, I'd better go. [Takes Rose aside] Rose: [Quietly] What do I do? Do I stay with him? Sarah: Yes. Some things are worth getting your heart broken for. [Sarah hugs Rose] Sarah: Find me... if you need to, one day. Find me. (Doctor Who: School Reunion) % Sarah Jane: Goodbye, Doctor. The Doctor: Oh, it's not goodbye... Sarah Jane: Say it, please! This time. Say it. The Doctor: Goodbye.... [smiling] 'my' Sarah Jane! [he hugs her tightly] (Doctor Who: School Reunion) % [The TARDIS has just dematerialised, leaving a shiny, rebuilt K-9 Mark IV behind] Sarah Jane: [gleefully] K-9! K-9: Affirmative, Mistress. Sarah Jane: But you were blown up! K-9: Master rebuilt me; my systems are much improved with new omniflexible hyperlink facilities. Sarah Jane: Oh, he replaced you with a brand new model! K-9: Affirmative! Sarah Jane: Yeah, he does that. Come on you, home; we've got work to do. K-9: Affirmative. [Sarah Jane and K9 walk off] (Doctor Who: School Reunion) % Mickey: I'm their man in Havana. (shocked) I'm the tin dog! (Doctor Who: School Reunion) % [Referring to the link between the spaceship and Reinette's bedroom] The Doctor: Must be a spatio-temporal hyperlink. Mickey: What's that? The Doctor: No idea. Just made it up. Didn't want to say "magic door". Rose: And on the other side of the "magic door" is France in 1727? The Doctor: Well, she was speaking French. Right period French as well. Mickey: She was speaking English, I heard it! Rose: That's the TARDIS; translates for you. Mickey: Even French?? (Doctor Who: The Girl in the Fireplace) % [The clockwork man is attempting to kill The Doctor] The Doctor: Don't worry, Reinette, just a nightmare. Everyone has nightmares. Even monsters from under the bed have nightmares, don't you, monster? Reinette: What do monsters have nightmares about? The Doctor: Me! (Doctor Who: The Girl in the Fireplace) % The Doctor: [excited] No, no, no way, Reinette Poisson? Later Madame D'Etoiles, later still mistress of Louis XV, uncrowned Queen of France? Actress, artist, musician, dancer, courtesan. Fantastic gardener! French Servant: Who the hell are you?! The Doctor: [giddy] I'm the Doctor, and I just snogged Madame de Pompadour! (Doctor Who: The Girl in the Fireplace) % Rose: Oh, here's trouble. What you been up to? The Doctor: Oh, this and that. Became the imaginary friend of a future French aristocrat, picked a fight with a clockwork man... [A whinny is heard from off screen] Oh, and I met a horse. Mickey: What's a horse doing on a spaceship? The Doctor: Mickey, what's pre-revolutionary France doing on a spaceship? Get a little perspective! (Doctor Who: The Girl in the Fireplace) % [After the clockwork-man disappears a second time] The Doctor:It's back on the ship! Rose! Take Mickey and Arthur, get after it, follow it. Don't approach it, just watch what it does. Rose: Arthur? The Doctor: Good name for a horse. Rose: [beat] No, you are not keeping the horse! The Doctor: I let you keep Mickey! (Doctor Who: The Girl in the Fireplace) % Mickey: So, that Doctor, eh? Rose: What are you talking about? Mickey: Well! Madame de Pompadour. Sarah Jane Smith. Cleopatra. Rose: Cleopatra; he mentioned her once. Mickey: Yeah, but he called her "Cleo". (Doctor Who: The Girl in the Fireplace) % [about Madame de Pompadour] Rose: [sarcastically] The Queen must have loved her. The Doctor: Oh, she did. They got on very well. Mickey: The King's wife and the King's girlfriend? The Doctor: France. It's a different planet. (Doctor Who: The Girl in the Fireplace) % [Mickey and Rose are strapped to tables on the Clockwork Droids' ship] Clockwork Droid: You are compatible. Rose: Well, you might want to think about that. You really, really might because me and Mickey; we didn't come here alone. No, no. And trust me, you wouldn't want to mess with our designated driver. [The Clockwork Droid snaps out a cutting tool at Rose's throat] Rose: Ever heard of the Daleks? Remember them? They had a name for our friend. They had myths about him and a name. They called him "The. . ." [The Doctor is heard singing and banging about] Rose: They. . .they. . .they called him. . . [The Doctor stumbles in; tie tied around his head, wearing sunglasses, and carrying a glass of wine] The Doctor: [singing] I could've spread my wings and done a thou... [breaks off] Have you met the French? My God, they know how to party! Rose: [disgusted] Oh, look at what the cat dragged in: "The Oncoming Storm." The Doctor: You sound just like your mother. Rose: What have you been doing? Where have you been?! The Doctor: Well, among other things, I think I just invented the Banana Daquiri a couple of centuries early. Did you know they've never even seen a banana before? Always take a banana to a party, Rose. Bananas are good. (Doctor Who: The Girl in the Fireplace) % Reinette: One may tolerate a world of demons for the sake of an angel. (Doctor Who: The Girl in the Fireplace) % Reinette: But you and I both know, don't we, Rose? The Doctor is worth the monsters. (Doctor Who: The Girl in the Fireplace) % [After making a heroic entrance to the besieged ballroom at Versailles] Reinette: Oh, this is my lover, the King of France. The Doctor: [dismissive] Yeah? Well I'm the Lord of Time. (Doctor Who: The Girl in the Fireplace) % [To one of the maintenance droids after smashing the time portal, stranding them in the 18th Century] The Doctor: How many beats left in that clockwork heart? A day? A year? It's over. Accept that. (Doctor Who: The Girl in the Fireplace) % John Lumic: [On the Cybermen] Skin of metal, and a body that will never age! (Doctor Who: Rise of the Cybermen) % [Lumic has refused to inform governing bodies of the development of the Cybermen] Scientist: I'm sorry, sir, but it's my duty, I'll have to inform them. John Lumic: And how will you inform them from beyond the grave? Scientist: I don't understand. John Lumic [To Cyberman] Kill him. [Cyberman electrocutes the Scientist] (Doctor Who: Rise of the Cybermen) % [The Doctor and Rose are recalling a humourous adventure they had been on; Mickey is gingerly holding down a button on the TARDIS console] The Doctor: Umm... what are you doing that for? Mickey: 'Cause you told me to. The Doctor: When was that? Mickey: About half an hour ago. The Doctor: [sheepish] Umm... you can let go now. [Mickey lets go to an audible 'bleep' from the TARDIS, Rose quietly giggles] Mickey: How long has it been since I could've stopped? The Doctor: Ten minutes? Twenty? [beat] Twenty-nine? Mickey: You just forgot me! The Doctor: No, no, no, I was jus-- I was-- I was calibrating! I was jus-- No, I know exactly what I'm doing. [Right on cue, an explosion emanates from the TARDIS console] (Doctor Who: Rise of the Cybermen) % The Doctor: [Rose has run off] I told you to keep an eye on her! Mickey Smith: She's all right... The Doctor: She goes wandering off! Parallel world; it's like a gingerbread house! All those temptations calling her. Mickey Smith: Oh, so it's just Rose then? Nothing out there to tempt me? The Doctor: Well I dunno, I can't worry about everything! If I could just get this thing to... [he kicks the TARDIS. Hard] Mickey Smith: Did that help? The Doctor: Yes. Mickey Smith: Did that hurt? The Doctor: Yes. [Clutches foot] The Doctor: Ow! (Doctor Who: Rise of the Cybermen) % [The Doctor and Rose watch Lumic's creations approach the Tyler house] The Doctor: [horrified] It's happening again! Rose: What you mean? The Doctor: I've seen them before. Rose: What are they? The Doctor: Cybermen. (Doctor Who: Rise of the Cybermen) % [Cybermen have invaded Pete and Jackie's home, imprisoning the President and all guests. Suddenly, the President receives a phone call.] President: [quiet anger] Mr Lumic. John Lumic: Mr President. I suppose the term "crashing the party" would be appropriate at this point, sir. [chuckles] President: I forbade this. John Lumic: These are my children, sir! Would you deny my family? Rose: [To the Doctor, about the Cybermen] What are they, robots? The Doctor: Worse than that. President: Who were these people? John Lumic: It doesn't matter. Rose: [Shocked] They're people? The Doctor: They were. Until they had all their humanity taken away. It's a living brain jammed inside a cybernetic body, with a heart of steel. All emotions removed. Rose: Why no emotion? The Doctor: Because it hurts. President: [Raging] I demand to know, Lumic! These people, WHO WERE THEY?! John Lumic: They were homeless, and wretched, and useless. Until I saved them, and elevated them, and gave them life eternal. And now I leave you in their capable hands. Goodnight, sir. Goodnight, Mr President. (Doctor Who: Rise of the Cybermen) % [A Cyberman stops in-front of the President] Cyberman: We have been upgraded. The Doctor: Into what? Cyberman: The next level of mankind. We are human-point-2. Every citizen will receive a free upgrade. You will become like us. President: I'm sorry. I'm so sorry, for what's been done to you. But listen to me. This experiment ends. Tonight. Cyberman: Upgrading is compulsory. President: And if I refuse? The Doctor: [warning] Don't. President: [ignores the Doctor] What if I refuse? The Doctor: I'm telling you, don't. President: What happens if I refuse? Cyberman: Then you are not compatible. President: What happens then? Cyberman: You will be deleted. [suddenly electrocutes him] (Doctor Who: Rise of the Cybermen) % [Surrounded by Cybermen] The Doctor: We surrender! There's no need to damage us; we're good stock. We volunteer for the upgrade programme. Take us to be processed. Cyberman: You are rogue elements. The Doctor: But we surrender. Cyberman: You are incompatible. The Doctor: [more angry] But this is a surrender! Cyberman: You will be deleted. The Doctor: But we're surrendering! Listen to me, we surrender!! Cyberman: You are inferior. Man will be reborn as Cyberman, but you will perish under maximum deletion. Delete! Delete! Delete! Delete! (Doctor Who: Rise of the Cybermen) % [Inside the Preachers' van] Pete: I thought it was the security services, what do I get? Scooby-Doo and his gang! They've even got the van! Mickey: No, no, but the Preachers know what they're doing. Ricky said he's London's most wanted. Ricky: Yeah, that's not exactly... Mickey: Not exactly what? Ricky: I'm London's most wanted for... parking tickets. Pete: Great. Ricky: Yeah, they were deliberate, I was fighting the system! Park anywhere, That's me. The Doctor: Good policy. I do much the same. (Doctor Who: The Age of Steel) % [Walking into Cybercontrol, where Pete Tyler and Rose are already captured] The Doctor: [nonchalant] I've been captured, but no worry, Rose and Pete are still out there, they can rescue me, oh well never mind... Rose: They got Jackie. Pete: We were too late; Lumic killed her. The Doctor: And where is he? The famous Mr. Lumic? Don't we get the chance to meet our lord and master? Cyberman: He has been upgraded. The Doctor: So he's just like you? Cyberman: He is superior. The Lumic unit has been designated Cyber Controller. [A door slides open and a large chair made up of a mass of wires rolls forward. The Cyberman seated on it has glowing eyes and a visible brain, and is connected to several of the wires.] Cyber Controller: This is the Age of Steel, and I am its creator. (Doctor Who: The Age of Steel) % [As the newly freed humans panic and escape the Cyberfactory] The Doctor: Mr. Lumic, I think that's a vote for free will. Cyber Controller: I have factories waiting on seven continents. If the EarPods have failed, then the Cybermen will take humanity by force. London has fallen; so shall the world. (Doctor Who: The Age of Steel) % Cyber Controller: I will bring peace to the world. Everlasting peace. And unity. And uniformity. The Doctor: And imagination? What about that? The one thing that led you here, imagination. You¿re killing it dead! Cyber Controller: What is your name? The Doctor: I'm the Doctor. Cyber Controller: A redundant title. Doctors need not exist. Cybermen never sicken. The Doctor: But that¿s it! That¿s exactly the point! Oh, Lumic, you¿re a clever man. I¿d call you a genius... except I¿m in the room. But everything you¿ve invented you did to fight your sickness. And that¿s brilliant. That is so human. But once you get rid of sickness and mortality, then what¿s there to strive for, eh? The Cybermen won¿t advance, you¿ll just stop! You¿ll stay like this forever. A metal Earth with metal men and metal thoughts. Lacking the one thing that makes this planet so alive: people! Ordinary, stupid, brilliant people! Cyber Controller: You are proud of your emotions? The Doctor: Oh yes. Cyber Controller: Then tell me, Doctor, have you known grief, and rage, and pain? The Doctor: Yes. Yes, I have. Cyber Controller: And they hurt? The Doctor: Oh yes. Cyber Controller: I can set you free. Would you not want that? A life without pain? The Doctor: You might as well kill me. Cyber Controller: Then I take that option. The Doctor: It's not yours to take! You're a Cyber Controller! You don't control me or anything with blood in its heart! [The Cybermen tense, as if prepared to attack him] Cyber Controller: You have no means of stopping me. I have an army - a species of my own. The Doctor: You just don¿t get it, do you? An army is nothing! 'Cause those ordinary people, they¿re the key. The most ordinary person could change the world! Some ordinary man or woman... Some idiot... [This gets the attention of Mickey, who is listening in unbeknownst to the Cybermen] The Doctor: [secretly instructing Mickey] All it takes is him to find the right numbers, the right codes. Say, for example, the code behind the emotional inhibitors. The code right in front of him, ¿cause even an idiot knows his computers these days! Knows how to get past firewalls and passwords, knows how to find something encrypted in the Lumic family database, under, er, what was it Pete, binary what? Pete: Binary nine. Mickey: [whispers] Binary nine! The Doctor: An idiot could find that code. The cancellation code. And he¿d keep on typing, keep on fighting. Anything to save his friends. Cyber Controller: Your words are irrelevant. The Doctor: [chuckles] Yeah, talk to much, that's my problem! Lucky I got that cheap tariff Rose. For all our long chats on your phone. Mickey: The phone. Cyber Controller: You will be deleted. The Doctor: Yes, ¿Delete,¿ ¿Control,¿ ¿Hash,¿ all those lovely buttons, then, of course, my particular favorite: ¿Send¿! And let's not forget how you seduced all those ordinary people in the first place... [Rose¿s phone beeps] ...by making every bit of technology compatible with every thing else. Rose: It¿s for you. [Throws phone to the Doctor] The Doctor: [Catches phone] Like this. [Puts the phone into a computer port, sending the code to all the Cybermen. They can now see what they have become, and as a result, chaos breaks loose as they begin to die.] (Doctor Who: The Age of Steel) % Mickey: Do you think there was a cyber factory in Paris? I've always wanted to go to Paris. Jake: [smiling] Yeah. Mickey: Then let's go liberate France. Jake: What, in a van? Mickey: There's nothing wrong with a van. I once saved the universe with a big yellow truck! (Doctor Who: The Age of Steel) % Rose: Where we off to? The Doctor: Ed Sullivan TV studios. Elvis did "Hound Dog" on one of the shows, there were loads of complaints. Bit of luck, we'll just catch it. Rose: And that would be TV studios in... what, New York? The Doctor: That's the one. [a red double-decker bus goes by, the Doctor hits the brakes] Rose: Ha ha, dig that New York vibe. The Doctor: Well, this could still be New York. I mean, this looks very New York to me. Sort of a London-y New York, mind you, but... (Doctor Who: The Idiot's Lantern) % [Mr. Connolly opens the front door] The Doctor, Rose: Hi! Eddie Connolly: Who are you, then? The Doctor: Well, judging by the looks of you: family man, nice house, decent wage, fought in the war. Therefore, [flashes psychic paper] I represent Queen and Country. Don't mind if we come in, do you? Nah, didn't think you would. (Doctor Who: The Idiot's Lantern) % The Doctor: Hold on a minute. You've got hands, Mr. Connolly. Two big hands. So, why's that your wife's job? Eddie Connolly: It's housework, isn't it? The Doctor: And that's a woman's job? Eddie Connolly: Course it is. The Doctor: Mr. Connolly, what gender is the Queen? Eddie Connolly: She's a female. The Doctor: And are you suggesting that the Queen does all the housework? Eddie Connolly: No! No, not at all! The Doctor: Then, get busy. Eddie Connolly: Right, yes sir. You'll be proud of us, sir. We'll have Union Jacks left, right, and center. Rose: Excuse me, Mr. Connolly, hold on a minute. Union Jack? Eddie Connolly: Yes, that's right, isn't it? Rose: That's the Union Flag. It's the Union Jack only when it's flown at sea. Eddie Connolly: Oh. Oh, I'm sorry. I- I do apologise. Rose: Well, don't get it wrong again. There's a good man. Now, get to it! The Doctor: Right. Nice and comfy. At her majesty's leisure. [Quietly to Rose] Union Flag? Rose: Mum went out with a sailor. The Doctor: Oh-ho, I bet she did. (Doctor Who: The Idiot's Lantern) % Rose: Nice to meet you Tommy, Mrs. Connolly. Rose: And as for you Mr. Connolly, only an idiot hangs a union flag upside down. Shame on you. [She grins madly, and runs off.] (Doctor Who: The Idiot's Lantern) % The Doctor: It's never too late, as a wise person once said; Kylie, I think. (Doctor Who: The Idiot's Lantern) % Detective-Inspector Bishop: Okay, Doctor, tell me everything you know. Doctor: Well, for starters, I know you can't wrap your hands around your elbows and make your fingers meet. Detective-Inspector Bishop: Don't get clever with me! (Doctor Who: The Idiot's Lantern) % Magpie: What do you think you're doing? The Doctor: I want my friend restored. And I think that's beyond a little backstreet electrician. So tell me, who's really in charge here? The Wire: [appears on a TV] Yoo-hoo! I think that must be me. (Doctor Who: The Idiot's Lantern) % Tommy: [to the Wire] What are you? The Wire: I'm The Wire. And I will gobble you up, pretty boy. Every.... last.... morsel. [the female TV presenter image turns from black and white to colour] And when I have feasted, I shall regain the corporeal body which my fellow kind denied me. Bishop: Good Lord! Colour television! (Doctor Who: The Idiot's Lantern) % Police Officer: Wait, where do you think you're... [sees psychic paper] Oh, very sorry, sir. Shouldn't you be at the coronation? The Doctor: They're saving me a seat. Tommy Connolly: Who did he think you were? The Doctor: [looks at the psychic paper] The King of Belgium, apparently. (Doctor Who: The Idiot's Lantern) % [After trapping The Wire onto a video cassette] The Doctor: I just invented the home video thirty years early. [dimissively] Betamax. (Doctor Who: The Idiot's Lantern) % Rose: That thing, is it trapped for good on video? The Doctor: That's right. But just to be on the safe side though, I'll use my unrivalled knowledge of trans-temporal extrapolation methods to neutralise the residual electronic pattern. Rose: You'll what? The Doctor: I'm gonna tape over it. Rose: Just leave it to me. I'm always doing that. (Doctor Who: The Idiot's Lantern) % [The TARDIS materialises and The Doctor and Rose walk out] The Doctor: I don't know what's wrong though, she's sort of... queasy. Indigestion. Like she didn't want to land.. Rose: [deadpan] Well... if you think it's going to be trouble we could always... get back inside and go somewhere else... [They both burst out laughing] (Doctor Who: The Impossible Planet) % [The Doctor opens a door and finds a corridor on the other side filled with Ood.] The Doctor: Right! Yes! Hello! Sorry. Who are you? Ood: We must feed! The Doctor: You gotta what? Ood: We must feed! Rose: Right, I think they mean us! Ood: We must feed! [The Doctor and Rose run back into the room and find Ood entering from several corridors at once. Rose picks up a stool and The Doctor gets out his Sonic Screwdriver and points it at the Ood as they back into a wall] Ood: We must feed! [Taps communication sphere.] You, if you are hungry. The Doctor: What? Ood: We apologise. Electromagnetic structures have interfered with speech systems. Would you like some refreshment? The Doctor: [Stuttering] Oh, well, um... [A door opens and Mr Jefferson walks in with two guards.] Mr Jefferson: What the hell... [speaks into comm device] Captain... you're not gonna believe this but we got people! I mean, real people, I mean... two... living people right in front of me. Zack: [Over comm] Don't be stupid, that's impossible! Mr Jefferson: I'd suggest telling them that. (Doctor Who: The Impossible Planet) % Zack: [After just meeting The Doctor and Rose] Oh, my god, you meant it. Scooti: Wow people, look at that, real people. The Doctor: That's us. Hooray! (Doctor Who: The Impossible Planet) % The Doctor: I've trapped you here. Rose: Oh, don't worry about me. [there is a rumble overhead] Okay...we're under a black hole...on a planet which shouldn't exist, with no way out. Right, I've changed my mind, start worrying about me. (Doctor Who: The Impossible Planet) % The Doctor: I'll have to get a house! With - with doors and carpets, can you imagine? Me, living in a house?! Rose: [singsong voice] You'll have to get a mortgage! The Doctor: No. Rose: Oh, yes. The Doctor: No. That's it, I'm dying. It is all over. Rose: What about me? I'll have to get one too. Or - it could be the same one. [uncomfortably] We could... I don't know... share. [The Doctor stares at her] Or not, whatever. The Doctor: [quickly] Anyway. Rose: [just as fast] Yeah, we'll see. The Doctor: I promised Jackie I would always take you back home. Rose: Everyone leaves home in the end. The Doctor: Not to end up stuck here! Rose: Yeah, well stuck with you, that's not so bad. The Doctor: [surprised] Yeah? Rose: Yes. (Doctor Who: The Impossible Planet) % Ood: The Beast and his armies will rise from the pit to make war against God. Rose: I'm sorry? Ood: [whacks communication sphere] Apologies. I said "I hope you enjoy your meal". (Doctor Who: The Impossible Planet) % Ood: [possessed by the Beast] Some, they call me Abaddon. Some, they call me Krop Tor. Some, they call me Satan, or Lucifer. (Doctor Who: The Impossible Planet) % Ida: Well, we've come this far, there's no turning back. The Doctor: Oh come on! Did you have to? "No turning back," that's almost as bad as "Nothing could possibly go wrong," or "This is gonna be the best Christmas Walford's ever had!" Ida: [Frustrated] Have you finished? [beat] The Doctor: Yeah...finished. (Doctor Who: The Impossible Planet) % The Doctor: That is so human. Where angels fear to tread. (Doctor Who: The Satan Pit) % [The Beast communicates with everyone through the Ood] The Beast: This is the Darkness. This is my domain. You little things that live in the light, clinging to your feeble suns which die in the end. Only the darkness remains. Zack: This is Captain Zachary Cross Flane of Sanctuary Base 6, representing the Torchwood Archive. You will identify yourself. The Beast: You know my name. Zack: What do you want? The Beast: You will die here, all of you. This planet is your grave. Toby: [fearful] It's Him. It's Him. It's Him. The Doctor: If you are the Beast, then answer me this. Which one, hmm? 'Cause the universe has been busy since you've been gone. There are more religions then there are planets in the sky. The Arkiphets, Quoldonity, Christianity, Pash-Pash, Neo-Judaism, San Claar, Church of the Tin Vagabond. Which Devil are you? The Beast: All of them. The Doctor What, then you're the truth behind the myth? The Beast: This one knows me, as I know him; the killer of his own kind. The Doctor: [quickly changing the subject] How did you end up on this rock? The Beast: The Disciples of the Light rose up aginst me and chained me in the Pit for all eternity. The Doctor: When was this? The Beast: Before time. The Doctor: [incredulous] What does that mean? The Beast: Before time. The Doctor: What does "before time" mean?! The Beast: Before time and light and space and matter. Before the cataclysm. Before this universe was created. The Doctor: That's impossible. No life could've existed back then. The Beast: Is that YOUR religion? The Doctor: It's a belief. The Beast: You know nothing. ALL of you. So small. [about Zack] The captain, so scared of command. [about Jefferson] The soldier, haunted by the eyes of his wife. [about Ida] The scientist, still running from Daddy. [about Danny] The little boy who lied. [about Toby] The virgin. [focuses on Rose] And the lost girl, so far away from home. The valiant child, who will die in battle so very soon... Rose: [terrified] Doctor, what does that mean? The Doctor: Rose, don't listen. Rose: What does it mean? The Beast: You will die. And I will live. (Doctor Who: The Satan Pit) % The Doctor: That thing is playing on very basic fears. Darkness, childhood, nightmares, all that sort of stuff. Danny: But that's how the devil works! The Doctor: Or a good psychologist. (Doctor Who: The Satan Pit) % The Doctor: What makes his version of the truth any better than mine? Hmm? 'Cause I'll tell you what I can see: humans. Brilliant humans. Humans who travel all the way across space. Flying in a tiny little rocket into the orbit of a black hole! Just for the sake of discovery, that's amazing! Do you hear me? Amazing. (Doctor Who: The Satan Pit) % The Doctor: [about to let go of the cable and fall into the Pit, probably never to return] If you get back in touch... if you talk to Rose... just tell her... tell her I... [pauses] Oh, she knows... [lets go] (Doctor Who: The Satan Pit) % The Doctor: I've seen fake gods and bad gods and demi gods and would-be gods; out of all that - out of that whole pantheon - if I believe in one thing... just one thing... I believe in her. (Doctor Who: The Satan Pit) % Toby : [possessed by The Beast] I SHALL NEVER DIE! THE THOUGHT OF ME IS FOREVER, IN THE BLEEDING HEARTS OF MEN, IN THEIR VANITY AND OBSESSIONS AND LUST! NOTHING SHALL EVER DESTROY ME! NOTHING! Rose: Go to Hell. [she shoots through a window, sending Toby tumbling into the black hole.] (Doctor Who: The Satan Pit) % (Doctor Who: Love and Monsters) % Elton:...I should say this isn't my whole life. Its not all spaceships and stuff, 'cause I'm into all sorts of things. I like football, I like a drink, I like Spain, and if there's one thing I really, really love, then it's Jeff Lynne and the Electric Light Orchestra; 'cause you can't beat a bit of E.L.O. (Doctor Who: Love and Monsters) % Ursula: We should have a name. You know - as a group. Bliss: Names are very important. Elton: What we need is a good, strong name, like a team. Something like... London Investigation 'n' Detective Agency - LINDA for short. Mr. Skinner: Say it again. Elton: London Investigation 'n' Detective Agency. Mr. Skinner: 'N'? Elton: Fish 'n' Chips, Rock 'n' Roll... Chaka Demus 'n' Pliers! Bridget: Oooh, I like it - it's not too solemn. Bliss: I like the 'n'. (Doctor Who: Love and Monsters) % Elton Pope: [voice-over] And that's when it all changed. That Tuesday night in March. That's when he arrived. Victor Kennedy: Lights! [the lights slam on, revealing Victor] Elton Pope: [voice-over] That's when we met Victor Kennedy, and the Golden Age was gone. Victor Kennedy: So, we met at last, "LINDA". (Doctor Who: Love and Monsters) % Elton Pope: Sorry, don't mind me asking, but who are you? Victor Kennedy: I am your salvation. (Doctor Who: Love and Monsters) % Elton: [voice-over] This was it. The impossible task. The quest to find one girl in the middle of a major capital city. One girl in ten million. Old lady: [Upon being shown photo of Rose] Oh, that's Rose Tyler! Her mum's Jackie Tyler. They live just round there, Powell Estate. Nice family. Bit odd. (Doctor Who: Love and Monsters) % [Inside a launderette, Elton needs to befriend Jackie in in order to locate her daughter Rose] Elton: [voice-over] I¿d been trained for this. Victor Kennedy¿s classes covered basic surveillance and espionage. Elton: [voice-over] Step one - engage your target. Find some excuse to start a conversation. But how was I gonna do this? How? Jackie: Excuse me love, you couldn¿t give us a quid for two fifties, could you? Elton: Yeah¿.just a¿ah, da-da! Jackie: Oh lovely! Cheers. Elton: [voice-over] Step two - without provoking suspicion, get on first name terms with the target. Jackie: My name¿s Jackie. By the way. Elton: I¿m Elton. Jackie: Ah, you don¿t meet many Eltons, do you? Apart from the obvious! [They both laugh] Elton: [voice-over] Step three - ingratiate yourself with a joke or some humourous device. Jackie: I tell you what, Elton. Here we are, complete strangers, and I¿m flashing you me' knickers! Elton: [voice-over] Step four - find some subtle way to integrate yourself into the target¿s household. Jackie: Mind you, I¿m only down here because my washing machine¿s knackered. I don¿t suppose you¿re any good at fixing things, are you? (Doctor Who: Love and Monsters) % [after presenting a photo of Jackie in his cell phone] Elton: I had to work very hard. She keeps everything very close to her chest. Ursula: That's a hell of a chest. (Doctor Who: Love and Monsters) % [after Elton fixes an electric device in her apartment, Jackie approaches him wearing a mini skirt, a tight shirt that highlights her large bosom and a makeup] Jackie: Here we are. A little reward for my favorite handyman. [hands Elton a glass of wine] Elton: I shouldn't really. I've got the car outside. Jackie: What, you can always splash out on a taxi or...whatever. See what happens. Elton: Oy...cheers? Jackie: Cheers. Elton: [drinks his glass] Very nice. What's that? French? Jackie: I suppose so. They know how to do things, the French... (Doctor Who: Love and Monsters) % Jackie: [corners Elton who tries to back away] You were saying ...power surges? Elton: From the substation, yeah. Jackie: Is that why it gets so hot in here? Elton: Hot? Jackie: Oh, I think so. You should take the jacket off. Elton: No, I just... Jackie: Yes, you must be boiling. [spills wine down Elton's shirt] Oh, look at your shirt...sorry. Elton: I'm, I'm, I'm fine, it's really... Jackie: I've ruined it. Elton: No, honestly, it's, it's, it's fine. Jackie: Take it off. I'll put it in the washer. Elton: Oh, come on, it's only a little drop. Jackie: [pours her entire glass of wine all over Elton's shirt] Oh. There now. Ruined. (Doctor Who: Love and Monsters) % Jackie: Let me tell you something about those who get left behind. Because it¿s hard and that¿s what you become: hard. But if there¿s one thing I¿ve learnt is that I will never let her down and I¿ll protect them both until the end of my life. So whatever you want. I'm warning you ¿ back off. (Doctor Who: Love and Monsters) % Ursula: Victor; look at your hands! Victor: Look at the rest of me! [puts down the paper he is reading, revealing himself as a large green alien] You've dabbled with aliens. Now meet the genuine article! Ursula: Oh my God... Elton: [horrified] You're a... a thing... Victor: A thing?! This thing is my true form! Better than that crude pink shape you call a body. (Doctor Who: Love and Monsters) % The Doctor: [Upon appearing from the TARDIS. To Elton] Someone wants a word with you. Rose: You upset my mum! Elton: [glances at the Abzorbaloff] ... great big absorbing creature from outer space, an' you're having a go at me? Rose: No one upsets my mum. (Doctor Who: Love and Monsters) % Abzorbaloff: At last, the greatest feast of all, the Doctor! The Doctor:[studying him] Interesting. Some sort of Abzorbatrix... Abzorbaclon, Abzorbaloff... Abzorbaloff: Abzorbaloff, yes. Rose: Is it me, or is he a bit... Slitheen? The Doctor: You're not from Raxacoricofallapatorius, are you? Abzorbaloff: No! I'm not the swine; I spit on them! I was born on their twin planet. The Doctor: Really? What's the twin planet of Raxacoricofallapatorius? Abzorbaloff: Clom! The Doctor: Clom? Abzorbaloff: Clom. Yes. And I'll return there victorious, once I possess your travelling machine. The Doctor: Well, that'll never happen. Abzorbaloff: Oh, but it will! 'Cause you'll surrender to me, Doctor. You'll do as I say, [stretches a hand towards Elton] or this one dies. See, I've read about you, Doctor. I've studied you. So passionate, so sweet - you wouldn't let an innocent man die! And I'll absorb him, unless you give yourself to me. The Doctor: Sweet, maybe... Passionate, I suppose... But don't ever mistake that for nice. (Doctor Who: Love and Monsters) % [Abzorbaloff's last words to Elton before his demise] Abzorbaloff: My cane! YOU STUPID BAST- (Doctor Who: Love and Monsters) % [Holding Ursula's face/floor tile] Elton: It's a relationship, of sorts. But we manage. We've even got a bit of a love life. Ursula: Oh, let's not go into that... (Doctor Who: Love and Monsters) % Elton: When you're a kid, they tell you it's all "grow up. Get a job. Get married. Get a house. Have a kid, and that's it." [sighs] But the truth is, the world is so much stranger than that. It's so much darker. And so much madder. [grins] And so much better. (Doctor Who: Love and Monsters) % The Doctor: I had a passing fancy but it didn't pass, it stopped. (Doctor Who: Fear Her) % Dame Kelly Holmes Close resident: [To the Doctor, who is crouched on his lawn] What's your game? The Doctor: [Turning round quickly] Snakes and Ladders? Quite good at...squash? [pause] I'm being facetious, I...there's no call for it. (Doctor Who: Fear Her) % The Doctor: [Backing away] I'm a...I'm a police officer, that's what I am! I've got a badge, and a police car, and I can prove it! I've got - [shows psychic paper] Dame Kelly Holmes Close resident: We've had plenty of coppers poking around here, and you don't look, or sound, like any of them. The Doctor: [Indicating Rose] See look, I've got a colleague. Lewis. Dame Kelly Holmes Close resident: Well, she looks less like one than you do. The Doctor: Trainee. New recruit. It was either that or hairdressing. (Doctor Who: Fear Her) % The Doctor: Look at the hairs on the back of my manly, hairy hand. (Doctor Who: Fear Her) % The Doctor: [talking about an animated scribble] The go-anywhere creature: fits in your pocket, makes friends, impresses the boss, breaks the ice at parties. (Doctor Who: Fear Her) % Rose: That's easy for you to say! You don't have children! The Doctor: I was a dad once. Rose: What did you say? (Doctor Who: Fear Her) % Kel: You just took a council axe from a council van, and now you're digging up a council road! I'm reporting you to the council! [Rose finds the Isolus pod] Rose: It went for the hottest thing in the street: your tar! Kel: What is it? Rose: It's a spaceship! Not a council spaceship, I'm afraid. (Doctor Who: Fear Her) % Rose: You know what - they keep trying to split us up, but they never ever will. The Doctor: Never say never ever. Rose: Nah, we'll always be alright, you and me. [pause] Don't you think? Doctor? The Doctor: Something in the air. Something's coming. [Beat] A storm's approaching... (Doctor Who: Fear Her) % The Doctor: [after carrying the beacon the rest of the way to the Olympic Stadium] WHOAHOHOHOHOO! (Doctor Who: Fear Her) % [Rose spots a cat while she and the Doctor are in the street] Rose: [Kneeling down to stroke it] Aren't you a beautiful boy! The Doctor: [has his back to Rose and thinks that Rose is talking to him] Thanks. I've been experimenting with back-combing... oh. [the Doctor sees Rose stroking the cat and gives the feline a uncomfortable look. Rose notices this] Rose: [looking at the Doctor] What? The Doctor: No, I'm not really a cat person. Once you've been threatened by one in a nun's wimple, kind of takes the joy out of it. (Doctor Who: Fear Her) % Isolus (inside Chloe): I can go home. Goodbye, Chloe Webber. I love you. [leaves Chloe's body] (Doctor Who: Fear Her) % The Doctor: [shouts over the argument] FINGERS ON LIPS! (Doctor Who: Fear Her) % The Doctor: [about the Olympics] It only seems like yesterday, a few Greek blokes were tossing a discus about, wrestling with each other in the sand and the crowd stood around... no, wait a minute, that was Club Med! (Doctor Who: Fear Her) % Rose: [voiceover] Planet Earth. This is where I was born. And this is where I died. The first nineteen years of my life, nothing happened. Nothing at all, not ever. And then I met a man called the Doctor. A man who could change his face. And he took me away from home in his magical machine. He showed me the whole of time and space. I thought it would never end. The Doctor: [with Rose on an alien planet] How long are you going to stay with me? Rose: Forever. Rose: [voiceover] Well, that's what I thought. But then came the Army of Ghosts. Then came Torchwood and the war. That's when it all ended. This is the story of how I died. (Doctor Who: Army of Ghosts) % The Doctor: [after viewing all the media attention on ghosts, including a clip of one in Eastenders] When did it start? Jackie: Well, first of all, Peggy heard this noise in the cellar. So she goes down... The Doctor: No, I mean world-wide. (Doctor Who: Army of Ghosts) % Jackie: You're always doing this, reducing it to science. Why can't it be real? Just think of it though, all the people we've lost, our families coming back home. Don't you think it's beautiful? [Beat] The Doctor: I think it's horrific. (Doctor Who: Army of Ghosts) % Jackie: You even look like him. Rose: What do you mean? I suppose I do, yeah- Jackie: You've changed so much. Rose: For the better. Jackie: [Quietly] I suppose. Rose: Mum, I used to work in a shop. Jackie: I've worked in shops, what's wrong with that? Rose: No, I didn't mean that- Jackie: I know what you meant. What happens when I'm gone? Rose: Don't talk like that! Jackie: No, but really. When I'm dead and buried, you won't have any reason to come back home. What happens then? Rose: I don't know. Jackie: Do you think you'll ever settle down? Rose: The Doctor never will so, I can't. I'll just keep on travelling. Jackie: And you'll keep on changing. And in forty years time, fifty, there'll be this woman, this strange woman, walking through the marketplace on some planet a billion miles from Earth. But she's not Rose Tyler, not anymore...she's not even human. (Doctor Who: Army of Ghosts) % The Doctor: I like that, "Allons-y". I should say allons-y more often. Look sharp Rose Tyler, allons-y! And then it would be really brilliant if I met someone called Alonso, 'cause then I could say allons-y Alonso every time.... [beat] you're staring at me. Rose: My mum's still on board. (The Doctor looks up at the shelf on the wall, horrified.) Jackie: [Sitting on shelf] If we end up on Mars, I'm gonna kill you! [later] Yvonne Hartman: I think it's very important to know everyone by name. Torchwood is a very modern organisation. People skills, that's what it's all about these days! I'm a people person. The Doctor: Have you got anyone called Alonso? Yvonne Hartman: Uh.... no, I don't think so, is that important? The Doctor: Meh, s'pose not. (Doctor Who: Army of Ghosts) % The Doctor: All those times I¿ve been on Earth, I¿ve never heard of you. Yvonne Hartman: Well, of course not. You¿re the enemy. You¿re actually named in the Torchwood Foundation Charter of 1879 as an enemy of the crown. The Doctor: 1879? That was called Torchwood. That house in Scotland. Yvonne Hartman: That¿s right. Where you encountered Queen Victoria and the werewolf. Jackie: I think he makes half of it up. Yvonne Hartman: Her Majesty created the Torchwood Institute with the express intention of keeping Britain great and fighting the alien horde. The Doctor: But if I¿m the enemy, does that mean I¿m a prisoner? Yvonne Hartman: Oh, yes. But we¿ll make you perfectly comfortable. (Doctor Who: Army of Ghosts) % The Doctor: This is a void ship. Yvonne Hartman: And what is that? The Doctor: Well, it¿s impossible for starters. I always thought it was just a theory. It¿s a vessel designed to exist outside time and space. Travelling through the void. Rajesh: And what's "the void"? The Doctor: The space between dimensions. There's all sorts of realities around us, different dimensions, billions of parallel universes all stacked up against each other. The Void is the space in between, containing absolutely nothing. Can you imagine that, nothing? No light, no dark, no up, no down, no life...no time...without end. My people called it "the Void", the Eternals call it "the Howling", but some people call it Hell. (Doctor Who: Army of Ghosts) % [The Doctor after finding where the "ghosts" have been coming from] The Doctor: So you find the breach, the sphere comes through. Six hundred feet above London, BAM! It tears a hole in the fabric of reality. And that hole, do you think, "Ooh, shall we leave it alone? Shall we back off, play it safe?" Nah, you think, "let's make it bigger!" (Doctor Who: Army of Ghosts) % [Talking about the next ghost shift] The Doctor: Cancel it. Yvonne Hartman: I don't think so. The Doctor: I'm warning you, cancel it! Yvonne Hartman: [snidely] Oh, exactly as the legends would have it. The Doctor, lording it over us, assuming alien authority over the rights of man! The Doctor: Let me show you. [he cracks the glass pane in front of him and it begins to splinter] Sphere comes through. But when it made the hold, it cracked the world around it, the entire surface of this dimension splintered. And thats how the ghosts get through, thats how they get everywhere. They're bleeding though the fault lines. Walking from their world, across the void, and into yours. (Doctor Who: Army of Ghosts) % [The true form of the "ghosts" is revealed.] The Doctor: They're Cybermen. All of the ghosts are Cybermen. Millions of them. Right across the world. (Doctor Who: Army of Ghosts) % Yvonne Hartman: They're invading the whole planet. The Doctor: It's not an invasion, it's too late for that. It's a victory. [Computer repeatedly alerts that the sphere has activated] [In the sphere chamber] Mickey: I know what's in there. And I'm ready for them. I've got just the thing. [retrieves a weapon from under a counter, cocks, and aims] This is gonna blast them to Hell. Rajesh: Samuel, what are you doing? Mickey: The name's Mickey, Mickey Smith. Defending the Earth. [in the Void room] The Doctor: But I don't understand, the Cybermen don't have the technology to build a void ship, that's way beyond you. How did you create that sphere? Cyber Leader: The sphere is not ours. The Doctor: [stunned] What? Cyber Leader: The sphere broke down the barriers between worlds; we only followed. Its origin is unknown. The Doctor: [horrified] Then what's inside it? Jackie: Rose is down there! [In the sphere chamber] Mickey: That's not Cybermen... [The sphere's occupants emerge: four Daleks. One is a Black Dalek and a strange object accompanies them.] Rose: [horrified] Oh my God- Black Dalek: Location: Earth! Lifeforms Detected! All Daleks: Exterminate! Exterminate! EXTERMINATE!! EXTERMINATE!!! (Doctor Who: Army of Ghosts) % Cyberman: Sensors detect unknown activity in sphere chamber. Cyber Leader: Cybermen will investigate. Units 1-6-5 and 1-6-6 will investigate sphere chamber. Cybermen: We obey. (In sphere chamber, Rajesh's charred body falls to the ground) Dalek Sec: His mind spoke of another species invading Earth. Rose: You didn't have to kill him! Dalek Caan: Nor did we need him alive. Dalek Sec: Dalek Thay, investigate. Dalek Thay: I obey. (Doctor Who: Doomsday) % [The Cybermen and Daleks meet] Dalek Thay: Identify yourselves! Cyberman: You will identify first. Dalek Thay: State your identity! Cyberman: You will identify first. Dalek Thay: Identify! Mickey Smith: [to Rose] It's like Stephen Hawking meets the talking clock. Cyberman: Your repeated request is illogical. You will modify. Dalek Thay: Daleks do not take orders! Cyberman: You have identified as 'Daleks'. Dalek Sec: Outline resembles the inferior species known as 'Cybermen'. (Doctor Who: Doomsday) % Cyberman: Our species are similar, though your design is inelegant. Dalek Thay: Daleks have no concept of elegance! Cyberman: This is obvious. But consider, our technologies are compatible. Cybermen plus Daleks; together, we could upgrade the universe. Dalek Thay: You propose an alliance? Cyberman: This is correct. Dalek Thay: Request denied! Cyberman: Hostile elements will be deleted. [they shoot at the Dalek, but it is unaffected] Dalek Thay: Exterminate! [exterminates both Cybermen] Cyber Leader: [to another Cybermen] Open visual link! [the Cyber Leader appears on a screen in front of the other three Daleks] Cyber Leader: Daleks, be warned. You have declared war upon the Cybermen. Dalek Sec: This is not war. This is pest control! Cyber Leader: We have five million Cybermen. How many are you? Dalek Sec: Four. Cyber Leader: You would destroy the Cybermen with four Daleks? Dalek Sec: We would destroy the Cybermen with one Dalek! You are superior in only one respect. Cyber Leader: What is that? Dalek Sec: You are better at dying. (Doctor Who: Doomsday) % Dalek Jaast: Raise communcations barrier! [Sees the Doctor] Wait! Rewind image by nine rels. Identify Grid Seven-Gamma-Flame. This male registers as enemy. Dalek Sec: The female's heartbeat has increased! Mickey: Yeah, tell me about it. Dalek Sec: [to Rose] Identify him! Rose: [confidently] All right then. You really want to know? That's the Doctor. [Daleks recoil] Five million Cybermen: Easy. One Doctor? [Grins] Now you're scared. (Doctor Who: Doomsday) % [The Doctor and the Cyber Leader discuss the pros and cons of emotions] Cyber Leader: You are proof. The Doctor: Of what? Cyber Leader: That emotions destroy you. The Doctor: Yeah I am. [slowly, looking offscreen] Mind you, I quite like hope. Hope's a good emotion. And here it comes... [Jake and his team teleport outside the room and kill the Cyber Leader.] (Doctor Who: Doomsday) % (Doctor Who: Doomsday) % Dalek Sec: The technology is stolen. The Ark is not of Dalek design. Rose: Then who built it? Dalek Sec: The Time Lords! This is all that survives of their homeworld! Rose: What's inside? Dalek Sec: The future! (Doctor Who: Doomsday) % Dalek Jaast: Final stage of awakening. Dalek Sec: [to Rose] Your handprint will open the Ark. Rose: Well, tough, 'cause I'm not doing it. [The other Daleks aim their weapons at Mickey.] Dalek Sec: Obey, or the male will die! Rose: [to Mickey] I can't let them. [moves toward the Ark] Mickey: Rose, don't. Dalek Sec: [impatient] Place your hand upon the casket! Rose: All right! They're going to kill us anyway, so what the hell? [calms down and smiles slyly] If you, um, escaped the Time War, don't you want to know what happened? Dalek Sec: Place your hand on the- Rose: What happened to the Emperor? Dalek Sec: The Emperor... survived?! Rose: Till he met me. Because if these are going to be my last words, then you're going to listen. I met the Emperor. And I took the time vortex, poured it into his head and turned him into dust. You got that? The God of all Daleks. And I destroyed him! [laughs] Dalek Sec: [enraged] YOU WILL BE EXTERMINATED!!! The Doctor: [enters] Oh, now, hold on, wait a minute! Dalek Sec: ALERT! ALERT! YOU ARE THE DOCTOR! Dalek Thay: Sensors report he is unarmed! The Doctor: That's me. Always. Dalek Sec: Then you are powerless! The Doctor: Not me. Never! [to Rose] How are you? Rose: Oh.... same old, you know. The Doctor: Good. And Mickety-Mick-Mick-Mickey! Nice to see ya! Mickey: And you, boss. Dalek Thay: [sharp] Social interaction will cease! Dalek Sec: [to the Doctor] How did you survive the Time War? The Doctor: By fighting, on the frontline. I was there at the Fall of Arcadia. Someday I might even come to terms with that. But you lot...ran away! Dalek Caan: We had to survive! The Doctor: The last four Daleks in existence. What's so special about you? Rose: Doctor, they've got names. I mean, Daleks don't have names, do they? But one of them said that- Dalek Thay: [low voice] I am Dalek Thay. Dalek Sec: [a black Dalek with a slightly higher voice] Dalek Sec. Dalek Jaast: [highest voice] Dalek Jast. Dalek Caan: [lowest voice] Dalek Caan. The Doctor: So that's it! At last: The Cult of Skaro. I thought you were just a legend! Rose Tyler: Who are they? The Doctor: A secret order! Above and beyond the Emperor himself. Their job was to imagine, think as the enemy thinks.... even dare to have names. All to find new ways of killing. (Doctor Who: Doomsday) % Dalek Sec: Time Lord Science will restore Dalek Supremacy! The Doctor: Well, what does that mean? What sort of Time Lord science? What do you mean?! Rose: They said one touch from a time traveller will wake it up. The Doctor: Technology using the one thing a Dalek can¿t do: Touch. Sealed inside your casing, not feeling anything. Ever. From birth to death locked inside a cold, metal cage. Completely alone. That explains your voice- no wonder you scream. Dalek Sec: The Doctor will open the Ark! The Doctor: Ha ha, the Doctor will not. Dalek Sec: You have no way of resisting! The Doctor: Mm, you got me there. [withdrawing the sonic screwdriver] Although, there is always this. Dalek Sec: A sonic probe? The Doctor: [with jocular bravado] That's screwdriver. Dalek Sec: It is harmless. The Doctor: Ohh, yes. Harmless is just the word: that's why I like it! Doesn't kill, doesn't wound, doesn't maim. But I'll tell you what it does do: It is very good at opening doors. [He pushes the switch and the doors explode inwards; Jake's squad and some Cybermen run in and open fire.] (Doctor Who: Doomsday) % Jackie: But you're dead! You died, twenty years ago, Pete! The Doctor: It's Pete, from a different universe. There are parallel worlds, Jackie; every single decision we make creates a parallel existence, a different dimension where- Jackie: Oh, you can shut up. (Doctor Who: Doomsday) % [The Genesis Ark opens, and Daleks begin to pour from it] The Doctor: Time Lord Science. It's bigger on the inside. Mickey: The Time Lords put the Daleks in there? What for? The Doctor: It's a prison ship. Rose: H-How many Daleks? The Doctor: Millions. (Doctor Who: Doomsday) % [The Doctor appears in a translucent form] Rose: Where are you? The Doctor: Inside the TARDIS. There's one tiny little gap in the universe left, just about to close. And it takes a lot of power to send this projection- I'm in orbit around a supernova. [smiling weakly] I'm burning up a sun just to say goodbye. Rose: You look like a ghost. The Doctor: Hold on- [zaps sonic screwdriver at something out of set and solidifies] Rose: Can I t- (holds out her hand to his face) The Doctor: I'm still just an image, no touch. Rose: Can't you come through properly? The Doctor: The whole thing would fracture. The two universes would collapse. Rose: So? [both laugh shakily] The Doctor: Where are we? Where did the gap come out? Rose: We're in Norway. The Doctor: Norway, right. Rose: About fifty miles out of Bergen. It's called "Darlig Ulv Stranden". The Doctor: "Dalek"? Rose: "Darlig". It's Norwegian for bad. This translates as "Bad Wolf Bay". How long have we got? The Doctor: About two minutes. Rose: I can't think of what to say. [The Doctor smiles, then glances over at Jackie, Pete, and Mickey who are waiting by the jeep] The Doctor: You still got Mr. Mickey, then? Rose: Oh there's five of us now. Mum, Dad, Mickey.... and the baby. The Doctor: [shocked] You're not-? Rose: No. It's Mum. She's three months gone. More Tylers on the way. The Doctor: And what about you? Are you-? Rose: Yeah, I'm...I'm back working in the shop. The Doctor: Oh, good for you. Rose: Shut up. No, I'm not. Torchwood on this earth's open for business. Think I know a thing or two about aliens. The Doctor: [smiles] Rose Tyler, defender of the Earth... You're dead -officially- back home. So many people died that day and you've gone missing. You're on the list of the dead. [pause] Here you are, living your life day after day. The one adventure I can never have. Rose: Am I ever going to see you again? The Doctor: You can't. Rose: What are you going to do? The Doctor: Back to the TARDIS. Same old life. Rose: On your own? The Doctor: Yes. Rose: I- .... I love you. The Doctor: Quite right too. [pause] And I suppose, if it's my last chance to say it: Rose Tyler... [The transmission cuts, and the Doctor fades away from Rose. He stands in the TARDIS, with his mouth open mid-syllable, a tear streaming down his face. He regains his composure, while Rose runs crying into her mother's arms. After setting a course, the Doctor discovers a woman in a white wedding dress suddenly appearing in the TARDIS] The Doctor: What? Donna Noble: Huh? The Doctor: What? Donna: [demanding] Who are you? The Doctor: But- Donna: Where am I? The Doctor: What? Donna: What the hell is this place?! The Doctor: What?! (Doctor Who: Doomsday) % [After Donna's appearance in the TARDIS] Donna: Who was it? Who's paying you? Was it Nerys? Oh my God, she's finally got me back! This has got Nerys written all over it! The Doctor: Who the hell is Nerys? Donna: Your best friend! The Doctor: Hold on, what are you dressed like that for? Donna: [sarcastically] I'm going tenpin bowling. Why do you think, Dumbo?! I was halfway up the aisle! I've waited my whole life for this, it's seconds away, and then you, I don't know, drugged me or something! (Doctor Who: The Runaway Bride) % [After Donna has slapped The Doctor round the face] The Doctor:What was that for! Donna: [Screaming] Get me to the church! The Doctor: Fine, I don't want you here, anyways! Where is this wedding? Donna: St. Mary's, Chiswick, London, England, Earth, the solar system! (Doctor Who: The Runaway Bride) % The Doctor: You've got a mobile? Donna: I am in my wedding dress. It doesn't have pockets! Who has pockets? Have you ever seen a bride with pockets?! When I went to my fitting at Chez Allison, the one thing I forgot to say was "GIVE ME POCKETS!" (Doctor Who: The Runaway Bride) % The Doctor: Oi! Santa! A word of advice. If you're attacking a man with a sonic screwdriver... [The Doctor picks up a microphone and speaks into it] The Doctor: Don't let him go near the sound system. (Doctor Who: The Runaway Bride) % [The Doctor is trying to find out why the aliens want to abduct Donna] The Doctor: Weird, you're not special, you're not powerful, you're not connected, you're not clever, you're not important...? Donna: This friend of yours, just before she left, did she punch you in the face? (Doctor Who: The Runaway Bride) % Empress of the Racnoss: Who are you with such command?! The Doctor: I¿m the Doctor. Empress of the Racnoss: Prepare your best medicines, Doctor-man... for you will be sick at heart! (Doctor Who: The Runaway Bride) % The Doctor: [explaining to Donna] The Racnoss were carnivores. Omnivores. They consumed whole planets! Empress of the Racnoss: Our race were born starving. [hissing] Is that our fault? (Doctor Who: The Runaway Bride) % [Donna¿s fiancé, Lance, is revealed to be in league with the Empress] Donna: But.... we were getting married. Lance: Well, I couldn¿t risk you running off. I had to say yes, and then I was stuck with a woman who thinks the height of excitement is a new-flavoured Pringle! Oh, I had to sit there and listen to all that yap-yap-yap. "Brad and Angelina, is Posh pregnant, X Factor, Atkins diet, feng shui, split ends, text me, text me, text me!" Dear God, the never-ending fountain of fat, stupid trivia! I deserve a medal. The Doctor: Oh, is that what she¿s offered you, the Empress of the Racnoss? What are you, her consort? Lance: [glances at Donna] It¿s better than a night with her. Donna: But I love you. Lance: That¿s what made it easy! It¿s like you said, Doctor. The big picture. What¿s the point of it all if the human race is nothing? That¿s what the Empress can give me. The chance to... to go out there, to see it, the size of it all. I think you understand that, don¿t you, Doctor? (Doctor Who: The Runaway Bride) % The Doctor: It was all in the job title: Head of human resources. Lance: This time, it's personnel. (Doctor Who: The Runaway Bride) % Empress of the Racnoss: Robotic drones are not necessary. My children will emerge and feast, on Martian flesh! The Doctor: Oh, but I'm not from Mars. Empress of the Racnoss: Then where?! The Doctor: My home planet is far away and long since gone. But its name lives on: Gallifrey! Empress of the Racnoss: [screams with rage] They murdered the Racnoss!! The Doctor: I warned you. What happens next is your own doing. (Doctor Who: The Runaway Bride) % [The Doctor in the hospital, being examined by Mr. Stoker and the medical students] Mr. Stoker: There's a thunderstorm moving in, and lightning is a form of static electricity, as was first proven by.... anyone? The Doctor: Benjamin Franklin. Mr. Stoker: [surprised] Correct. The Doctor: My mate Ben, that was a day and a half. I got rope burns off that kite. And then I got soaked- Mr. Stoker: [flustered] Quite. The Doctor: -and then I got electrocuted. [smiles pleasantly at others, particularly Martha, who looks baffled] Mr. Stoker: Moving on. [to one of the medical students] I think perhaps a visit from Psychiatric. (Doctor Who: Smith and Jones) % Martha: I had a cousin, Adeola. She worked at Canary Wharf, never came home. Doctor: I'm sorry. Martha: [softly] Yeah. Doctor: I was there in the battle.... [depressed look] Martha: I promise you Mr. Smith, we will find a way out. If we can travel to the moon, then we can travel back. There's got to be a way. Doctor: It's not "Smith." That's not my real name. Martha: Who are you then? Doctor: I'm the Doctor. Martha: Me too, if I ever pass my exams. What is it then, Dr. Smith? Doctor: Just "the Doctor." Martha: How do you mean, "just 'the Doctor'"? Doctor: Just "the Doctor." Martha: What, people call you "The Doctor"? Doctor: Yeah. Martha: Well, I'm not. As far as I'm concerned you've got to earn that title. Doctor: All right, better get started then. (Doctor Who: Smith and Jones) % Martha: What's that? The Doctor: Sonic screwdriver. Martha: Well if you're not going to tell me. The Doctor: No really, see? It's a screwdriver and it's.... sonic. Martha: What else have you got - laser spanner? The Doctor: I did, but it was stolen by Emmeline Pankhurst. Cheeky woman. (Doctor Who: Smith and Jones) % Martha: [To Julia] How much oxygen is there? Julia: Not enough for all these people; we're going to run out. The Doctor: [To Martha] How are you feeling? You all right? Martha: I'm running on adrenaline. The Doctor: Welcome to my world. (Doctor Who: Smith and Jones) % The Doctor: [pretending to be a hysterical human] Have you seen?! There are these.... things. These.... great, big space rhino things! I mean rhinos from space! And we're on the moon! Great big space rhinos, with guns, on the moon! And I only came in for my bunions! Look, [He lifts up his foot and begins speaking rapidly] Oh, they're all fixed now, perfectly good treatment, the nurses were lovely, I said to my wife, I said, I recommend this place to anyone. But then we end up on the moon! And.... [faltering] did I mention the rhinos? (Doctor Who: Smith and Jones) % The Doctor: Um, that err, that big machine thing, is it supposed to be making that noise? Florence: You wouldn't understand. The Doctor: But isn't that a, err, um, magnetic resonance imaging.... thing? Like a err, err.... ginormous sort of a magnet? I did magnetics for GCSE. Well, I failed, but all the same- Florence: A magnet with its setting now increased to 50,000 Tesla. The Doctor: [feigning ignorance] Oh, that's a bit strong, isn't it? Florence: It'll send out a magnetic pulse that will fry the brain stems of every living thing [turns 'round smiling] within 250,000 miles. Except for me, safe in this room. The Doctor: But um, hold on, hold on, I did Geography for GCSE -passed that one- doesn't that distance include the Earth? Florence: Only the side facing the moon. The other half will survive. Call it my little gift. The Doctor: Sorry, you'll have to excuse me, I'm a little bit out of depth. I spent the last fifteen years working as a postman, hence the bunion. Why would you do that? Florence: With everyone dead, the Judoon ships will be mine, to make my escape. The Doctor: No, that's weird, you're talking like you're some sort of alien. Florence: Quite so. The Doctor: No! Florence: Oh yes. The Doctor: You're joshing me! Florence: I am not. The Doctor: I'm talking to an alien? [Florence smiles] In hospital?! [beat] What, has this place got an E.T. department? (Doctor Who: Smith and Jones) % The Doctor: So, those rhinos, they're looking for you? Florence: Yes, but I'm hidden [She holds up her marked hand] The Doctor: Right.... Maybe that's why they're increasing their scans. Florence: [snapping] They're doing what? The Doctor: Mmmm, uh, big chief rhino said, uh, "no sign of a non-human, we must increase our scans up to setting.... two"? Florence: [looking worried] Then I must assimilate again. The Doctor: [Still feigning ignorance] What does that mean? Florence: I must appear to be human. The Doctor: Well, you're welcome to come home and meet the wife; she'd be honoured. [putting on a cheery disposition] We can have cake! Florence: Why should I have cake, when I've got my little straw. The Doctor: That's nice. Milkshake? Err, I like banana- Florence: You're quite the funny man. And yet, I think, laughing on purpose at the darkness. I think it's time you found some peace. (Doctor Who: Smith and Jones) % Judoon Captain: [marking Martha's hand] Confirm: Human. Traces of facial contact with non-human. Continue the search! [he gives Martha a piece of paper] You will need this. Martha: What's that for? Judoon Captain: Compensation. (Doctor Who: Smith and Jones) % The Doctor: (staggers to the window with an unconscious Martha in his arms) C'mon, Judoon...C'mon Judoon... (the Judoon release the rain) It's raining Martha... (he grins) It's raining on the moon... (Doctor Who: Smith and Jones) % Martha: You never even told me who you are! The Doctor: The Doctor. Martha: But what sort of species? It's not every day I get to ask that. The Doctor: I'm a Time Lord. Martha: Right, not pompous at all then! (Doctor Who: Smith and Jones) % [The Doctor proves that he has a time machine by encountering Martha in her past, then returning to their present] The Doctor: Told ya. Martha: No, but that was this morning! But.... Did you.... You can travel in time! But hold on, if you could see me this morning, why didn't you just tell me not to go into work? The Doctor: Crossing into established events is strictly forbidden. Except for cheap tricks. (Doctor Who: Smith and Jones) % [It is Martha's first time inside the TARDIS. She stands at the threshold, shocked as she takes in the inside] Martha: Oh no, no. [Martha turns heel and dashes back out as the Doctor waits inside, a look on his face as if he's heard this too many times before] But.... it's just a box! [Martha runs around the ship, inspecting its smaller outside dimensions] But it's huge! [she comes back to peer at the Doctor] How does it do that? It's wood! It's like a box with that room just crammed in. It's.... [The Doctor mouths the next few words along with her] bigger on the inside! The Doctor: [Sarcastically] Is it? I hadn't noticed. (Doctor Who: Smith and Jones) % Martha: But is there a crew, like a navigator and stuff? Where is everyone? The Doctor: Just me. Martha: All on your own? The Doctor: [pointedly focusing on the TARDIS console] Well! Sometimes I have.... guests. [getting awkward] I mean, some friends travelling alongside me. I had.... it was recently.... a friend of mine. [the Doctor suddenly looks up to meet Martha's gaze] Rose, her name was. Rose, and.... [spoken hastily] we were together. Anyway. Martha: Where is she now? The Doctor: [trying to be reassuring] With her family. Happy. She¿s fine. She.... [looking visibly uncomfortable, he pauses for a split second before getting suddenly defensive] Not that you¿re replacing her! Martha: I never said I was. The Doctor: [points at her then at the door] Just one trip to say thanks. You get one trip, then back home. [he turns away and speaks quietly] I¿d rather be on my own. (Doctor Who: Smith and Jones) % [After the Doctor lands the TARDIS with a big bump] Martha: Blimey it's bumpy, do you have to pass a test to fly this thing? The Doctor: Yes. And I failed! (Doctor Who: The Shakespeare Code) % [After travelling to 1599] Martha: But are we safe? Can we move around and stuff? The Doctor: Of course we can. Why do you ask? Martha: It's like in the films! You step on a butterfly, you change the future of the human race! The Doctor: [Bemused] I'll tell you what then, don't.... step on any butterflies. What have butterflies ever done to you? Martha: What if.... I dunno! What if I kill my grandfather?! The Doctor: Are you planning to? Martha: No. The Doctor: Well, then. (Doctor Who: The Shakespeare Code) % Martha: But.... am I going to get carted off as a slave or anything? The Doctor: [looks shocked] Why would they do that? Martha: [indicates herself] Not exactly white, in case you haven't noticed. The Doctor: I'm not even human. Just walk around like you own the place, it works for me. (Doctor Who: The Shakespeare Code) % The Doctor: Not so different from your time. Look, [points to man shovelling dung into a bucket] they have recycling. [they pass men standing around a barrel of water] Water cooler moments- Preacher: ... and the Earth shall be consumed by flames! The Doctor: -And global warming. (Doctor Who: The Shakespeare Code) % The Doctor: Just think. When you get back, you could tell everyone that you've seen Shakespeare. Martha: Yeah! And then I could get sectioned! (Doctor Who: The Shakespeare Code) % The Doctor: Mr. Shakespeare, isn't it? William Shakespeare: [Wearily] Oh, no. No no no. Who let you in? No autographs, no you can't have yourself sketched with me, and please don't ask where I get my ideas from. Thanks for your interest, now be a good boy and shove- [Sees Martha behind the Doctor] William Shakespeare: [In the manner of Leslie Phillips, perking up] Hey, nonny nonny! (Doctor Who: The Shakespeare Code) % William Shakespeare: [Admiring Martha] Such unusual clothes. So.... fitted- Martha: Um, verily. Forsooth. Egads! The Doctor: No, no, don't do that. Don't. (Doctor Who: The Shakespeare Code) % The Doctor: "Rage, rage, against the dying of the light..." William Shakespeare: I might use that. The Doctor: You can't, it's someone else's. (Doctor Who: The Shakespeare Code) % Doctor: All the world's a stage.... William Shakespeare: I might use that. (Doctor Who: The Shakespeare Code) % Martha: Magic and stuff, that's a surprise. It's all a bit Harry Potter. The Doctor: Wait till you read book seven- oh, I cried! (Doctor Who: The Shakespeare Code) % [Martha and the Doctor are lying on the same bed] Martha: Sorry. Not much room. Us two here. Same bed. Tongues will wag. The Doctor: [staring off into nothing, he ignores her comment] There's such a thing as psychic energy, but a human couldn't channel it like that, not without a generator the size of Taunton and anyone would have spotted that. No. [The Doctor turns to face her] There¿s something I'm missing, Martha. [Martha turns to face him] Something really close, staring me right in the face and I can¿t see it. [The Doctor pauses before looking off to the side] Rose would know. That friend of mine, Rose. Right now she¿d say exactly the right thing. [he pauses again for a moment, in thought, before he turns over, returning to staring at nothing] Still, can¿t be helped. You¿re a novice. Take you back home tomorrow. Martha: [hurt] Great. [the Doctor doesn't react as she rolls over to give him her back and blows out the bedside candle fiercely.] (Doctor Who: The Shakespeare Code) % Martha: But the thing is, Linley drowned on dry land, Dolly died of fright, and they were both connected to you. Shakespeare: Are you accusing me? Martha: No, but I saw a witch, big as you like, flying, cackling away, and you¿ve written about witches. Shakespeare: I have? When was that? The Doctor: [hushed] Not... not quite yet. (Doctor Who: The Shakespeare Code) % The Doctor: Come on! We can all have a good flirt later! William Shakespeare: Is that a promise, Doctor? The Doctor: Ooooh, 57 academics just punched the air! (Doctor Who: The Shakespeare Code) % Shakespeare: To be or not to be... Ooh. That's quite good. The Doctor: You should write that down. Shakespeare: Maybe not. Bit pretentious? The Doctor: Meh. (Doctor Who: The Shakespeare Code) % Shakespeare: Doctor, can you stop her? Doomfinger: No mortal has power over me! The Doctor: No, but there's a power in words. If I can find the right one, if I can just know you- Doomfinger: None on Earth has knowledge of us. The Doctor: Then it's a good thing I'm here. Now, think, think, think. Humanoid, female, uses shapes and words to channel energy. AHHH! FOURTEEN! THAT'S IT, FOURTEEN! The fourteen stars of the Rexel Planetary Configuration! Creature, I name you Carrionite! [Doomfinger screams and vanishes within a glowing, yellow energy] Martha: What did you do? Doctor: I named her. The power of a name. That's old magic. (Doctor Who: The Shakespeare Code) % [trying to figure out what the Carrionites are up to in Shakespeare's room] Martha: Hold on, though, what were you doing last night when that Carrionite was in the room? Shakespeare: [a little impatiently] Finishing the play. The Doctor: What happens on the last page? Shakespeare: The boys get the girls, they have a bit of a dance, it's all as funny and thought provoking as usual- except those last few lines. Funny thing is.... don't actually remember writing them. The Doctor: [pacing] That's it! They used you. They gave you the final words like a spell, like a code. Love's Labours Won, it's a weapon! The right combination of words spoken in the right place with the shape of the Globe as an energy converter! The play's the thing! [starts to leave but turns back to Shakespeare] And yes, you can have that. (Doctor Who: The Shakespeare Code) % The Doctor: Once more unto the breach! William Shakespeare: I like that! [realises] Wait a minute. That's one of mine! The Doctor: Oh, just.... shift! (Doctor Who: The Shakespeare Code) % Doctor: How to explain the mechanics of the infinite temporal flux.... I know! Back to the Future! Just like Back to the Future. Martha: The film? Doctor: No, the novelization. Yes, the film! (Doctor Who: The Shakespeare Code) % Lilith: And as for you, Sir Doctor-[she pauses as he stares back at her] fascinating. There is no name. Why would a man hide his title in such despair? Oh! [smirks] but look: There's still one word with the power of the days- The Doctor: The naming won't work on me. Lilith: But your heart grows cold, the north wind blows, and carries down the distant.... Rose? The Doctor: [instantly incensed, the Doctor stands up and strides toward Lilith to loom over her] Oh, big mistake, 'cause that name keeps me fighting! (Doctor Who: The Shakespeare Code) % [as the Globe burns in the distance] Preacher: [happily] I told thee so! I TOLD THEE! (Doctor Who: The Shakespeare Code) % Doctor: The shape of the Globe gives words power, but you're the wordsmith! The one true genius; the only one clever enough to do it. William Shakespeare: But what words? I have none ready! Doctor: You're William Shakespeare! William Shakespeare: But these Carrionite phrases, they need such precision! Doctor: Trust yourself. When you're locked away in your room, the words just come, don't they, like magic. Words, the right sound, the right shape, the right rhythm, words that last forever. That's what you do, Will. You choose perfect words. Do it. Improvise! William Shakespeare: Close up this din of hateful dire decay, Decomposition of your witch's plot! You feed my brains, consider me your toy: My doting Doctor tells me I am not! Lilith: No! Words of power-! William Shakespeare: Foul Carrionite spectres, cease your show; Between the points- [Shakespeare turns to The Doctor] Doctor: 761390! William Shakespeare: 761390! Vanish like a tinker's cuss! I say to thee... [Shakespeare turns to The Doctor again] Doctor: .... Uh.... [The Doctor turns to Martha] Martha: Expelliarmus! Doctor: EXPELLIARMUS! [Everyone, including Shakespeare, yells "EXPELLIARMUS!"] Doctor: Good old J.K.! (Doctor Who: The Shakespeare Code) % Martha: They think it was all special effects. William Shakespeare: Your effect is special indeed. Martha: That's not your best line. (Doctor Who: The Shakespeare Code) % William Shakespeare: "Sycorax." Nice word. I'll have that off you as well. Doctor: I should be on ten percent. (Doctor Who: The Shakespeare Code) % William Shakespeare: Ah, but I've got new ideas. Perhaps it's time I wrote about fathers and sons, in memory of my boy. My precious Hamnet. Martha: Hamnet? William Shakespeare: That's him. Martha: Hamnet? William Shakespeare: What's wrong with that? The Doctor: Anyway, time we were off. (Doctor Who: The Shakespeare Code) % [Shakespeare attempts to woo Martha] William Shakespeare: Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? The Doctor: Wow. (Doctor Who: The Shakespeare Code) % The Doctor: How about a different planet? Martha: Can we go to yours? The Doctor: [pause] Nah, there's plenty of other places. Martha: Come on, though. I mean "Planet of the Time Lords". That's gotta be worth a look. What's it like? The Doctor: It's beautiful, yeah. Martha: Is it like, y'know, outer space cities, all spires and stuff? The Doctor: [feigning disinterest] I suppose it is. Martha: Great big temples and cathedrals? The Doctor: Yeah. Martha: Lots of planets in the sky? The Doctor: [pause] The sky's burnt orange, with the citadel enclosed in a mighty glass dome, shining under the twin suns. Beyond that, the mountains go on forever. Slopes of deep red grass, capped with snow. Martha: [breathless] Can we go there? [long pause] The Doctor: Nah, where's the fun for me?! I don't want to go home. (Doctor Who: Gridlock) % Martha: When you say "last time", was that you and Rose? The Doctor: [he pauses, somewhat taken aback by the question] Um.... Yeah! Yeah, it was, yeah. Martha: [looking put off] You're taking me to the same planets that you took her? The Doctor: [surprised, oblivious] What's wrong with that? Martha: [disappointed, upset] Nothing! [starts to stalk away] 'Cept have you heard of the word "rebound"? (Doctor Who: Gridlock) % Doctor: You've been driving for two months? Brannigan: Do I look like a teenager? We've been driving for twelve years now. Doctor: [in disbelief] Sorry? Brannigan: Yeah, started out as newlyweds. Feels like yesterday. Valerie: Feels like twelve years to me. (Doctor Who: Gridlock) % Martha: [eating wafer] But how are you supposed to live inside this thing? It's tiny. Cheen: Oh, we stocked up. Got self-replicating fuel, muscle stimulants for exercise, and there's a chemical toilet at the back. And all waste products are recycled as food. Martha: [looks at the wafer in her hand in horror and disgust and drops it] Okay. (Doctor Who: Gridlock) % [Brannigan calls "The Cassini Sisters" for help.] Mrs. Cassini: Get off the line, Brannigan. You're a pest and a menace. Brannigan: Come on now, sisters! Is that any way to talk to an old friend? Mrs. Cassini: You know full well we're not sisters. We're married! (Doctor Who: Gridlock) % Doctor: [determined to go after Martha] I'm finding my own way, I usually do. [opens hatch with sonic screwdriver] There we go [takes off coat and tosses it to Valerie] Look after this. [looks down hatch, then up again longingly] I love that coat. Janis Joplin gave me that coat. (Doctor Who: Gridlock) % Bowler Hat Man: [As the Doctor drops down through the roof] Excuse me. Is that legal? Doctor: Sorry, motorway foot patrol [coughs] whatever. Have you got any water? Bowler Hat Man: Certainly. Never let it be said I've lost my manners. (Doctor Who: Gridlock) % [After the Doctor has opened up the Undercity, and people have seen the sky] Doctor: You keep driving Brannigan, all the way up. 'Cause it's here just waiting for you. The city of New New York, and it's yours. [pauses] And don't forget I want that coat back. (Doctor Who: Gridlock) % [The Face of Boe passes on his great secret:] The Face of Boe: Everything has its time. You know that, old friend, better than most. Hame: The legend says more. The Doctor: Don't, there's no need for that. Hame: It says that the Face of Boe will speak his final secret to a traveller. The Doctor: Yeah, but not yet; who needs secrets, eh? The Face of Boe: I have seen so much, perhaps too much. I am the last of my kind, as you are the last of yours, Doctor. The Doctor: That's why we have to survive, both of us. Don't go. The Face of Boe: I must, but know this, Time Lord: You are not alone. [dies] (Doctor Who: Gridlock) % Martha: He said "last of your kind." What does that mean? The Doctor: It really doesn't matter. Martha: You don't talk. You never say! Why not? [The whole city starts to sing "Abide With Me"] Martha: It's the city. They're singing. The Doctor: I lied to you, 'cos I liked it. I could pretend, just for a bit, I could imagine they were still alive underneath that burnt orange sky. I'm not just a Time Lord, I'm the last of the Time Lords. The Face of Boe was wrong; there's no one else. Martha: What happened? [Pause] The Doctor: There was a war. A Time War. The Last Great Time War. My people fought a race called the Daleks, for the sake of all creation. And they lost. We lost. Everyone lost. They're all gone now. My family. My friends. Even that sky. [reminiscent] Oh, you should have seen it! That old planet.... The second sun would rise in the south, and the mountains would shine. The leaves on the trees were silver, when they caught the light, every morning it looked like a forest on fire. When the autumn came, a brilliant glow though the branches... [Above Pharmacy Town, cars fly into the New New York sunset] (Doctor Who: Gridlock) % The Doctor: Martha, have you met my friend? Martha: The Statue of Liberty! I've always wanted to go to New York. I mean the real New York. Not the New, New, New, New, New one. The Doctor: Well, there's the genuine article, so good they named it twice. Mind you, it was New Amsterdam originally; harder to say twice, no wonder it didn't catch on. New Amsterdam, New Amsterdam. Martha: Wonder what year it is? Look, the Empire State Building's not even finished yet. The Doctor: Work in progress. Still got a couple of floors to go and if I know my history that makes the date somewhere around.. Martha: [picking up a newspaper] November 1st 1930. The Doctor: [impressed] You're getting good at this. (Doctor Who: Daleks In Manhattan) % Foreman: One word from me and every man on this site stops work. So, go on, tell your masters that. Mr Diagoras: If that¿s your attitude, I think you should tell them yourself. Foreman: Yeah? Well, I ain¿t afraid of no man in a suit. [Diagoras presses the elevator call button.] These.... These new bosses, what¿s their names? Mr Diagoras: I think you can say they¿re from outta' town. Foreman: Italians? Mr Diagoras: Bit further than that. Foreman: How much further? Mr Diagoras: Beyond your imagination. Foreman: Oh, what¿s that supposed to mean? Who are they? Mr. Diagoras, who are we working for? Mr Diagoras: Behold your masters. [The elevator doors open to reveal Dalek Caan, flanked by two Pig Slaves.] Dalek Caan: I have been summoned. Explain. EXPLAIN! Foreman: [horrified] It can talk.... How does it talk? [about the Pig Slaves] And what the hell are they?! You gotta be kidding me- Mr Diagoras: [to Caan] I¿m sorry, my lord, but this man is refusing to complete the work. Dalek Caan: Then we must replace him. Foreman: Is anyone gonna tell me what the hell is happening here?! Dalek Caan: [to the Pig Slaves] Use him. Take him for the Final Experiment. [The Pig Slaves seize the Foreman and take him away in the elevator.] Dalek Caan: [to Diagoras] The Empire State Building must be completed in time. Mr Diagoras: It will be. Trust me. Labour is cheap, and that man can be replaced. Dalek Caan: The plan must not fail. We calculate the Gamma Strike has accelerated. We need more bodies immediately! Mr Diagoras: Yes, master. (Doctor Who: Daleks In Manhattan) % Dalek Caan: The conductor must be complete for our plan to succeed. Mr Diagoras: Unemployment is such an incentive. It'll get done, don't worry. Dalek Caan: Daleks have no concept of worry. Mr Diagoras: Well. Lucky you. [Dalek Caan observes New York as the sun sets.] Dalek Caan: This day is ending. Humankind is weak; you shelter from the darkness. And yet... you have built all this. Mr Diagoras: That's progress. Gotta move with the times, or you get left behind. Dalek Caan: My planet is gone. Destroyed in a Great War. Yet versions of this city stand throughout history. The human race always continues. Mr Diagoras: We¿ve had wars. I¿ve been a soldier myself, and I swore then I¿d survive. No matter what. Dalek Caan: You have rare ambition. Mr Diagoras: I¿m gonna run this city, whatever it takes. By any means necessary. Dalek Caan: You think like a Dalek. Mr Diagoras: I¿ll take that as a compliment. (Doctor Who: Daleks In Manhattan) % [Dalek Caan takes Mr Diagoras to Dalek Sec's lab.] Dalek Caan: I bring you the human. Mr Diagoras: [to Sec] I take it.... you're in charge? Dalek Sec: Correct. I am Dalek Sec, leader of the Cult of Skaro. Mr Diagoras: Then.... my lord Sec- I am honoured to meet you. Ever since you came, you've been transmitting your thoughts into the corners of my mind. Tempting me with such visions, such... big ideas. Oh, sir, I never thought that- Dalek Sec: Cease talking. Mr Diagoras: But I just want you to know how grateful I- Dalek Sec: I said cease! [pause] Slaves! Secure the human! [The Pig Slaves grab Diagoras.] (Doctor Who: Daleks In Manhattan) % Tallulah: [to Martha] It's the Depression, sweetie. Your heart might break, but the show goes on. (Doctor Who: Daleks In Manhattan) % Tallulah: Hey, you're lucky though. Got yourself a forward thinking guy with that hot potato in the sharp suit. Martha: Oh, he's not.... we're not.... together. Tallulah: Sure you are! I've seen the way you look at him, it's obvious. Martha: Not to him. Tallulah: [sympathetically] Oh, I should have realised. He's into musical theatre. (Doctor Who: Daleks In Manhattan) % Dalek Jast: The chromatin solution is ready. Dalek Sec: Then our preparations are complete. Mr Diagoras: [restrained by Pig Slaves.] What are you doing? Preparations for what? Dalek Sec: This is the Final Experiment. Mr Diagoras: Like these Pig Men things? You're not gonna turn me into one of these?! Oh God, please, no- Dalek Sec: The Pig Slaves are primitive. The Final Experiment is greater by far. Mr Diagoras: But how does that involve me? Dalek Sec: We need your flesh. Bring him to me! [The other Daleks have doubts] Dalek Thay: Halt! This action contradicts the Dalek imperative. Dalek Jast: Daleks are supreme! Humans are weak! Dalek Sec: But there are millions of humans and only four of us. If we are supreme, why are we not victorious? [Daleks Thay and Jast glance at each other. They have no answer.] Dalek Sec: The Cult of Skaro was created by the Emperor for this very purpose; to imagine new ways of survival! Dalek Thay: But we must remain pure! Dalek Sec: No, Dalek Thay. Our purity has brought us to extinction! We must adapt to survive. You have all made sacrifices, and now I will sacrifice myself. For the greater cause. For the future of Dalek-kind. Now BRING ME THE HUMAN! [The Pig Slaves force the protesting Diagoras closer to Sec.] Dalek Sec: Behold: the true Dalek form. [Sec's casing opens, revealing the mutant within.] Dalek Sec: Now, join with me! Mr Diagoras: NO, YOU CAN'T! I DID EVERYTHING YOU ASKED OF ME!! NO!!! [Sec grabs Diagoras, absorbing him and pulling him inside his casing. The casing closes and Sec's evolution begins.] (Doctor Who: Daleks In Manhattan) % [Having witnessed that the Cult of Skaro have survived their last encounter with him.] The Doctor: No, no, no, no, no, no, no. They survived, they always survive, while I lose everything- Tallulah: The metal thing? What was it? The Doctor: It's called a Dalek. And it's not just metal, it's alive. Tallulah: [laughs.] You're kidding me. The Doctor: [angry.] Do I look like I'm kidding?! [calmer.] Inside that shell, there's a creature born to hate.... whose only thought is to destroy everything and everyone that isn't a Dalek too. It won't stop until it's killed every human being alive. Tallulah: But if that's not a human being, that kinda' implies it's from outer space. [The Doctor says nothing.] Tallulah: Yet again, that's a no with the kidding, oy. (Doctor Who: Daleks In Manhattan) % Martha: Daleks! I demand to be told. What is this Final Experiment? Report! Dalek Caan: You will bear witness. Martha: To what? Dalek Caan: This is the dawn of a new age. Martha: What does that mean? Dalek Caan: We are the only four Daleks in existence. So the species must evolve. A life outside the shell. The children of Skaro must walk again! [Dalek Sec emerges from his casing in a new, Human/Dalek hybrid form, facing the cowering Cult of Skaro and the captive humans.] Dalek Sec Hybrid: I am a Human-Dalek. I am your future! (Doctor Who: Daleks In Manhattan) % [The Doctor encounters the newly-hybridised Sec] The Doctor: Well, then - a new form of Dalek. Fascinating... and very clever. Dalek Sec Hybrid: [vicious] The Cult of Skaro escaped your slaughter! The Doctor: How did you end up in 1930? Dalek Sec Hybrid: Emergency Temporal Shift. The Doctor: Ohoo! That must¿ve roasted up your power cells, eh? Time was, four Daleks could¿ve conquered the world. But instead you¿re skulking away. Hidden in the dark. Experimenting. [towards the Sec Hybrid] All of which results in you. Dalek Sec Hybrid: I am Dalek in human form! The Doctor: What does it feel like? You can talk to me, Dalek Sec. It is Dalek Sec, isn¿t it? That¿s your name. You¿ve got a name and a mind of your own. Tell me what you¿re thinking right now. Dalek Sec Hybrid: I feel... humanity. The Doctor: Good, that¿s good. Dalek Sec Hybrid: I feel... everything we wanted for mankind. Which is... ambition. Hatred. Aggression. And war. Such a genius for war... The Doctor: No. That¿s not what humanity means. Dalek Sec Hybrid: I think it does! At heart this species is so very... Dalek. The Doctor: All right, so what have you achieved then, with this "Final Experiment", eh? Nothing! 'Cause I can show you what you¿re missing... [gets out a small radio] with this thing. Simple little radio. Dalek Jast: What is the purpose of that device? The Doctor: Well, exactly, it plays music. What¿s the point of that? Oh, with music, you can dance to it, sing with it, fall in love to it. Unless you¿re a Dalek, of course. Then it¿s all just noise! (The Doctor points the sonic screwdriver at the radio, causing a piercing shriek) (Doctor Who: Evolution of the Daleks) % The Doctor: Daleks are bad enough at any time, but right now they're vulnerable. And that makes them more dangerous than ever. (Doctor Who: Evolution of the Daleks) % Dalek Thay: You saved the Doctor. Why? Dalek Sec Hybrid: He¿s a genius, and we can use him. The future of the Daleks may well depend upon the Doctor. (Doctor Who: Evolution of the Daleks) % The Doctor: [to the Dalek Sec Hybrid] Is it me or are you becoming a little bit more... human? Dalek Sec Hybrid: You are the last of your kind... and I am the first of mine. (Doctor Who: Evolution of the Daleks) % The Doctor: I still don¿t know what you need me for? Dalek Sec Hybrid: Your genius. Consider a pure Dalek: intelligent but emotionless. The Doctor: Removing the emotions makes you stronger. That¿s what your creator thought, all those years ago. Dalek Sec Hybrid: He was wrong. The Doctor: [surprised] He was what? Dalek Sec Hybrid: It makes us lesser than our enemies. We must return to the flesh, and also the heart. The Doctor: Then you wouldn¿t be the supreme beings anymore. Dalek Sec Hybrid: That is good. Dalek Caan: That is incorrect! Dalek Thay: Daleks are supreme! Dalek Sec Hybrid: No! Not anymore. Dalek Caan: But it is our purpose! Dalek Sec Hybrid: Then our purpose is wrong! Where has our quest for supremacy led us? To this: hiding in the sewers on a primitive world. Just four of us left. If we do not change now, then we deserve extinction. The Doctor: So you want to change everything that makes a Dalek a Dalek. Dalek Sec Hybrid: If you can help me. Your knowledge of genetic engineering is even greater than ours. The new race must be ready by the time the solar flare erupts. The Doctor: But you¿re the template. I thought they were getting a dose of you. Dalek Sec Hybrid: I want to change the gene sequence. The Doctor: To make them even more human? Dalek Sec Hybrid: Humans are the great survivors. We need that ability. The Doctor: [about the other Daleks] Hold on a minute though, there¿s no way this lot are gonna let you do it. Dalek Sec Hybrid: I am their leader. The Doctor: [to the other Daleks] Oh, and that's good enough for you, is it? Dalek Thay: Daleks must follow orders. Dalek Jast: Dalek Sec commands. We obey. Dalek Sec Hybrid: [to the Doctor] If you don¿t help me, nothing will change. The Doctor: There¿s no room on Earth for another race of people. Dalek Sec Hybrid: You have your TARDIS. Take us across the stars, find us a new home, and allow the new Daleks to start again! The Doctor: When¿s that solar flare? Dalek Sec Hybrid: Eleven minutes. The Doctor: Right then, better get to work! (Doctor Who: Evolution of the Daleks) % Dalek Sec Hybrid: You have... betrayed me! Dalek Caan: You told us to imagine, and we imagined your irrelevance! (Doctor Who: Evolution of the Daleks) % [The Dalek-Humans trap the Doctor and his friends in the theatre; Daleks Thay and Jast appear on the stage, with Sec crawling on chains with them] Dalek Thay: The Doctor will stand before the Daleks! [The Doctor stands upon theater chairs] Dalek Thay: You will die, Doctor. At the beginning of a new age. Dalek Jast: Planet Earth will be New Skaro! The Doctor: Oh, and what a world! With anything just the slightest bit different ground into the dirt. That's Dalek Sec; don't you remember? The cleverest Dalek ever, and look what you've done to him. Is that your new Empire? Hmmm? Is this the foundation for a whole new civilisation? Dalek Sec Hybrid: My Daleks... just understand this; if you choose death and destruction... then death and destruction will choose you. Dalek Thay: Incorrect! We always survive! Dalek Jast: Now we will destroy our greatest enemy -- the Doctor! Dalek Sec Hybrid: But he can help you! Dalek Thay: The Doctor must die! Dalek Sec Hybrid: No! I beg you, don't- Dalek Thay: EXTERMINATE!!! [Thay fires at the Doctor, but Sec gets in the way and dies instead] The Doctor: [repressed rage] Your own leader. The only creature who might have led you out of the darkness, and you destroyed him! [about the Dalek-Humans] Well, if I¿m gonna die, let¿s give the new boys a shot. What do you think, eh? The Dalek-Humans, their first blood. Go on. Baptise them! Dalek Jast: Dalek-Humans, take aim! [The Dalek-Humans aim their weapons at the Doctor] The Doctor: What are you waiting for?! Give the command! Dalek Jast: EXTERMINATE!!! [Pause. Nothing happens.] Dalek Jast: EXTERMINATE!!! [Pause.] Dalek Thay: Obey! OBEY! Dalek-Humans will obey!! Martha: [to the Doctor] They¿re not firing. What have you done? Dalek Thay: You will obey!! EXTERMINATE!!! [One Dalek-Human turns toward Thay] Dalek-Human: ... Why? Dalek Jast: Daleks do not question orders! Dalek-Human: But why? Dalek Thay: You will stop this!! Dalek-Human: But... why? Dalek Thay: You must not question!! Dalek-Human: But... you are not our masters. And we... we are not Daleks. The Doctor: No, you¿re not. And you never will be. [to Thay and Jast] Sorry. I got in the way of the lightning strike. Time Lord DNA got all mixed up. Just that little bit of freedom. Dalek Thay: If they will not obey... then they must die! EXTERMINATE!!! [Thay kills the Dalek-Human who questioned them. The other hybrids open fire on them, and a shootout begins] Daleks Thay and Jast: EXTERMINATE!!! Dalek Caan: [commanding from the battle computor] Destroy the hybrids! Destroy! [Thay and Jast are soon killed by the sheer ammount of firepower from the hybrids] Dalek Caan: [panicked] The Dalek-Humans are failures! Destruct! Destruct! DESTRUCT! [The Dalek-Humans suddenly scream, clutching their heads and dying. Caan is now the only living Dalek life-form.] (Doctor Who: Evolution of the Daleks) % [Dalek Caan is confronted by the Doctor] The Doctor: Now what? Dalek Caan: You will be exterminated! The Doctor: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah! Just think about it, Dalek-- Sorry, what was your name? Dalek Caan: Dalek Caan. The Doctor: Dalek Caan. Your entire species has been wiped out. And now the Cult of Skaro has been eradicated. Leaving only you. Right now, you¿re facing the only man in the universe who might show you some compassion. Because I¿ve just seen one genocide. [gentle] I won¿t cause another. Caan. Let me help you. What do you say? Dalek Caan: ... Emergency Temporal Shift! [Caan vanishes] (Doctor Who: Evolution of the Daleks) % Tallulah: [her lover, Laszlo, is dying.] Doctor, can't you do something? The Doctor: [softly.] Oh, Tallulah with 3 L's and an H... Just you watch me. What do I need, oh I dunno, how about a great big genetic laboratory? Oh look, I've got one. [runs around grabbing equipment.] Lazlo, just you hold on! There have been too many deaths today; way too many people have died. Brand new creatures and wise old men and age-old enemies, and I tell you, I tell you right now, I am not having one more death! (Doctor Who: Evolution of the Daleks) % The Doctor: [confused] No, I'm sorry, did he say he was going to "change what it means to be human"?! (Doctor Who: The Lazarus Experiment) % The Doctor: Black tie... Whenever I wear this, something bad always happens. Martha: That's not the outfit, that's just you. But anyway, I think it suits you. In a... James Bond kinda way. The Doctor: James Bond? Really... (Doctor Who: The Lazarus Experiment) % Lazarus: [emerges as a younger man] Ladies and gentlemen, I am Richard Lazarus. I am seventy-six years old. And I am reborn! (Doctor Who: The Lazarus Experiment) % Martha: [about the reborn Lazarus] It's a trick, it's gotta be... The Doctor: It's no trick. I wish it were. Martha: So what just happened? The Doctor: He just "changed what it means to be human". (Doctor Who: The Lazarus Experiment) % [The Doctor confronts Lazarus about his achievement] The Doctor: Using hypersonic soundwaves to create a state of resonance... That¿s inspired. Lazarus: You understand the theory then. The Doctor: Enough to know that you couldn¿t possibly have allowed for all the variables. Lazarus: No experiment is entirely without risk. The Doctor: That thing nearly exploded. You might as well have stepped into a blender. (Doctor Who: The Lazarus Experiment) % The Doctor: [about Lazarus] Basically, he hacked into his own genes and instructed them to rejuvenate. Martha: But they¿re still mutating now? The Doctor: Because he missed something. Something in his DNA that¿s been activated and won¿t let him stabilise. Something that¿s trying to change him... Martha: Change him into what? The Doctor: I don¿t know. But I think we need to find out. (Doctor Who: The Lazarus Experiment) % Lazarus: I find that nothing¿s ever exactly like you expect. There¿s always something to surprise you. "Between the idea and the reality, between the motion and the act"-- The Doctor: "Falls the shadow". Lazarus: So the mysterious Doctor knows his Eliot. I'm impressed. The Doctor: Wouldn't have thought you'd have time for poetry, Lazarus, what with you being so busy defying the laws of nature and everything. Lazarus: You're right, Doctor. One lifetime's been too short for me to do everything I'd like. How much more I'll get done in two, or three, or four. The Doctor: It doesn't work like that. Some people live more in twenty years than others do in eighty. It's not the time that matters, it's the person. Lazarus: But if it's the right person, what a gift that would be. The Doctor: Or what a curse. Look at what you've done to yourself. Lazarus: [stern] Who are you to judge me? (Doctor Who: The Lazarus Experiment) % Martha: Doctor, what's happening? The Doctor: Sounds like he switched the machine on. Martha: That's not good, is it? The Doctor: Well, I was hoping it would take him a little longer to work that out! (Doctor Who: The Lazarus Experiment) % The Doctor: Really shouldn't take that long just to reverse the polarity... Must be a bit out of practice...! (Doctor Who: The Lazarus Experiment) % The Doctor: Lazarus, back from the dead. [beat] Should've known, really. (Doctor Who: The Lazarus Experiment) % [Lazarus has been found hiding behind the altar of Southwark Cathedral.] Lazarus: Came here before. A lifetime ago. Thought I was going to die, then. In fact, I was sure of it. I sat here, just a child, the sound of planes and bombs outside. The Doctor: The Blitz. Lazarus: You've read about it. The Doctor: I was there. Lazarus: You're too young. The Doctor: So are you. [Lazarus chuckles, then grimaces in pain] Lazarus: In the morning, the fires had died, but I was still alive. I swore I'd never face death like that again. So... defenceless. I would arm myself. Fight back. Defeat it. The Doctor: That's what you were trying to do today. Lazarus: That's what I did today. The Doctor: What about the other people who died?! Lazarus: They were nothing. I changed the course of history. The Doctor: Any of them might have done too. You think history's only made with equations? Facing death is part of being human. You can't change that. Lazarus: [vicious] No, Doctor! Avoiding death! That's being human. It¿s our strongest impulse. To cling to life with every fibre of being. I¿m only doing what everyone before me has tried to do. I¿ve simply been more... successful. [Lazarus suddenly spasms and cries out in agony, and the sound of stretching bones fills the air] The Doctor: Look at yourself, you're mutating. You've no control over it. You call that a success?! Lazarus: I call it progress!... I'm more now than I was... More than just an ordinary human... The Doctor: There's no such thing as an "ordinary human". (Doctor Who: The Lazarus Experiment) % The Doctor: So, what d'you say, then? One more trip? [Martha looks at the TARDIS, obviously torn] Martha: No. Sorry. The Doctor: [Surprised] What d'you mean? I thought you liked it? Martha: I do, but I can't just keep going on like this, 'one more trip'. It's not fair. The Doctor: What you talking about? Martha: Well, I don't want to be just a passenger anymore. Someone you're taking along for a treat. If that's how you still see me I'd rather stay here. The Doctor: [Nods, coming to a decision] Okay then. If that's what you want. Martha: [Hurt] Right! Well, we've already said goodbye once today. It's probably best if you just go. [She walks away; the Doctor watches her by the TARDIS, bemused] Martha: [Hostile] What is it? The Doctor: Well, I said "okay". Martha: Sorry? The Doctor: [Nodding at the TARDIS] Okay. Martha: [Realizing; ecstatic] Oh, thank you! Thank you! [They hug] The Doctor: Well, you were never really 'just' a passenger, were you? [Last line of the episode; Martha leaves in the TARDIS with the Doctor just as the phone rings, and the call goes to the answerphone] Francine Jones: Martha, it's your mother. Please, phone me back, I'm begging you! I know who this Doctor really is! I know he's dangerous! You're going to get yourself killed! Please trust me! This information comes from Harold Saxon himself. You're not safe! (Doctor Who: The Lazarus Experiment) % The Doctor: There we go, universal roaming. You'll never have to worry about a signal again. Martha: No way! That's too mad. You're telling me I can phone anyone anywhere in space and time on my mobile? The Doctor: As long as you know the area code. Frequent flier's privilege. (Doctor Who: 42) % [After learning there's little hope of restarting the engines.] Scannell: Nothing's any use. We've got no engines, no time, and no chance. The Doctor: Oh, listen to you! Defeated before you've even started! Where's your Dunkirk spirit? (Doctor Who: 42) % Riley: [reading] "Find the next number in the sequence: 313, 331, 367...?" What? Martha: You said the crew knew all the answers! Riley: The crew's changed since we set the questions. Martha: You're joking! The Doctor: 379!! Martha: What? The Doctor: It's a sequence of happy primes. 379!! Martha: Happy what? The Doctor: Just enter it! Riley: Are you sure? We only get one chance. The Doctor: Any number that reduces to one when you take the sum of the square of its digits and continue iterating it until it yields 1 is a happy number, any number that doesn't, isn't. A happy prime is a number that is both happy and prime. Now type it in! The Doctor: [aside] I dunno, talk about dumbing down. Don't they teach recreational mathematics anymore? (Doctor Who: 42) % Martha: [over the intercom] Doctor? The Doctor: What is it now!? Martha: Who had the most number ones, Elvis or the Beatles? That's pre-downloads. The Doctor: Elvis. No! The Beatles. No! Wait, um...um... awww, that remix... um... I don't know, I am a bit busy. Martha: Fine, I'll ask someone else. The Doctor: Now where was I?... Here comes the sun... No, resources. (Doctor Who: 42) % McDonnell: We can use the generator to jump start the ship. The Doctor: Exactly! At the very least it'll buy us some more time. McDonnell: That is brilliant. The Doctor: [exaggerated] I know! (Doctor Who: 42) % Riley: The wonderful world of space travel... The prettier it looks, the more likely it is to kill you. (Doctor Who: 42) % Scannell: This is never your ship. The Doctor: Compact, eh? And another good word: Robust. Barely a scorch mark on her. (Doctor Who: 42) % Riley: So, you're off then. No chance I'll see you again? Martha: Not really. It was nice... not dying with you. I reckon you'll find someone worth believing in. Riley: I think I already did. [They kiss] Martha: Well done.. [she walks to the TARDIS, but turns around] Very hot. (Doctor Who: 42) % Jenny: [Referring to Smith] Head in the clouds, that one. I don't know why you're so sweet on him. Martha: He's just kind to me, that's all. And not everyone's that considerate, what with me being a... [points at her face] Jenny: ...Londoner? Martha: Exactly! Good old London Town! (Doctor Who: Human Nature) % The Doctor: Martha, this watch is me. Martha: Right, okay, gotcha. [beat] No, wait, hold on, completely lost! (Doctor Who: Human Nature) % The Doctor: [a recording] Martha, before I change, here's a list of instructions for when I'm human. One, don't let me hurt anyone. We can't have that, but you know what humans are like. Two, don't worry about the TARDIS. I'll put it on emergency power so they can't detect it, just let it hide away. Four, no, wait a minute, three, no getting involved in big historical events. Four, you. Don't let me abandon you. And five-- [Martha fast-forwards the recording] Martha: But there was a meteor, a shooting star, what am I supposed to do then? The Doctor: [the recording] And twenty-three, if anything goes wrong, if they find us, Martha, then you know what to do. Open the watch. Everything I am is kept safe in there. (Doctor Who: Human Nature) % [at gunnery practice] Headmaster: You need to be better than the best. Those targets are tribesmen from the dark continent. Latimer: That's exactly the problem, sir. They only have spears. Headmaster: Oh dear me. Latimer takes it upon himself to make us realise how wrong we all are. I hope, Latimer, that one day you may have a just and proper war in which to prove yourself. (Doctor Who: Human Nature) % John Smith: Mankind doesn't need warfare and bloodshed to prove itself. Everyday life can provide honour and valour. Let's hope that from now on this country can find its heroes in smaller places. In the most ordinary of deeds. (Doctor Who: Human Nature) % Joan Redfern: It's all becoming clear. The Doctor is the man you'd like to be, doing impossible things with cricket balls. John Smith: Well, I discovered a talent, that's certainly true. Joan Redfern: And the Doctor has an eye for the ladies... John Smith: The devil. Joan Redfern: A girl in every fireplace. John Smith: Aha now, there I have to protest Joan, that's hardly me. Joan Redfern: Says the man dancing with me tonight! (Doctor Who: Human Nature) % Joan Redfern: Where did you learn to draw? John Smith: Gallifrey. Joan Redfern: Is that in Ireland? John Smith: Yes it must be. Joan Redfern: You're not Irish? John Smith: Not at all, no. My father Sydney was a watchmaker from Nottingham, and my mother Verity was -- well, she was a nurse, actually. Joan Redfern: Oh, we make such good wives! (Doctor Who: Human Nature) % Baines/Son of Mine: [rapidfire] Just shut up, stop talking, cease and desist, there's a good girl! (Doctor Who: Human Nature) % [Martha and Joan are held at gunpoint by the Family] Baines/Son of Mine: Have you enjoyed it, Doctor? Being human? Has it taught you wonderful things?! Has it made you better?! Richer?! Wiser?! Then let's see you answer this: Which one of them do you want us to kill? Maid, or matron? Your friend, or your lover? Your choice! [Smith looks horrified, unable to choose] (Doctor Who: Human Nature) % Baines/Son of Mine: Headmaster, sir! Good evening, sir. Come to give me a caning, sir? Would you like that, sir? (Doctor Who: The Family of Blood) % [About the Scarecrows] Mr. Phillips: And who are these friends of yours in fancy dress? Baines/Son of Mine: Do you like them, Mr. Phillips? I made them myself. I'm ever so good at science, sir. Look! [pulls the arm off a Scarecrow] Molecular fringe animation, fashioned in the shape of straw men, sir. My own private army. Ever so clever, sir. (Doctor Who: The Family of Blood) % Baines/Son of Mine: All your little tin soldiers. But tell me sir, will they thank you? Headmaster: I don't understand. Baines/Son of Mine: What do you know of history? What do you know of next year? Headmaster: You're not making sense. Baines/Son of Mine: 1914, sir. Because the Family has traveled far and wide looking for Mr. Smith and oh, the things we have seen! War is coming. In foreign fields, war of the whole wide world, with all your boys falling down in the mud. Do you think they will thank the man who taught them it was glorious?! (Doctor Who: The Family of Blood) % Hutchinson: This could mean the difference between life and death for us. Tim Latimer: Not for you and me. Hutchinson: What are you babbling about? Tim Latimer: We go to battle together... We fight alongside... I've seen it, not here, not now. Hutchinson: What's that supposed to mean? Tim Latimer: It means you and I both survive this and maybe... maybe I was given this watch so I could help... I'm sorry. [He turns and leaves] Hutchinson: Latimer, you filthy coward! Tim Latimer: [sounding almost like the Doctor] Oh, yes, sir! Every time! (Doctor Who: The Family of Blood) % John Smith: [To Martha] What exactly do you do for him? Why does he need you?! Martha: Because he's lonely. John Smith: And that's what you want me to become? (Doctor Who: The Family of Blood) % Tim Latimer: He's like fire and ice and rage. He's like the night, and the storm in the heart of the sun. He's ancient and forever. He burns at the center of time and he can see the turn of the universe. And... he's wonderful. (Doctor Who: The Family of Blood) % Joan: They're destroying the village. John Smith: The watch! [He grabs it and holds it in his hands] Joan: [Quietly] John, don't. Tim Latimer: Can you hear it? John Smith: It's sleeping. Waiting to wake. Tim Latimer: Why did he speak to me? The Doctor: Oh, low level telepathic field, you were born with it. Just an extra-synaptic engram causing-- [He flinches and reels backwards] John Smith: Is that how he talks? (Doctor Who: The Family of Blood) % Martha: All you have to do is open it and he's back. John Smith: You knew this all along and yet you watched while Nurse Redfern and I-- Martha: I didn't know how to stop you! He gave me a list of things to watch out for but that wasn't included. John Smith: Falling in love, that didn't even occur to him? Martha: [beat] No. John Smith: Then what sort of a man is that?... And now you expect me to die?! (Doctor Who: The Family of Blood) % Martha: It was always going to end though. The Doctor said the Family's got a limited life span, thats why they need to consume a Time Lord. Otherwise three months and they die. Like Mayflies, he said. John Smith: So your job was to execute me? (Doctor Who: The Family of Blood) % The Doctor: Oh, I think the explanation might be you've been fooled by a simple olfactory misdirection, a little bit like ventriloquism of the nose. It's an elementary trick in certain parts of the galaxy. [He moves to look at one of the ships machines] But it has gotta be said, I don't like the look of that hydrokinometer. It seems to be indicating you've got energy feeding back all the way through the retro-stabilisers feeding back into the primary heat converter. [gives a patronising gasp] 'Cause if there's one thing you shouldn't have done... you shouldn't have let me press all those buttons. But, in fairness, I will give you one word of advice: Run! (Doctor Who: The Family of Blood) % Baines/Son of Mine: He never raised his voice. That was the worst thing -- the fury of the Time Lord -- and then we discovered why. Why this Doctor, who had fought with gods and demons, why he had run away from us and hidden... He was being kind. He wrapped my father in unbreakable chains forged in the heart of a dwarf star. He tricked my mother into the event horizon of a collapsing galaxy to be imprisoned there, forever. He still visits my sister, once a year, every year. I wonder if one day he might forgive her, but there she is. Can you see? He trapped her inside a mirror. Every mirror. If ever you look at your reflection and see something move behind you just for a second, that's her. That's always her. As for me, I was suspended in time and the Doctor put me to work standing over the fields of England, as their protector. We wanted to live forever. So the Doctor made sure we did. (Doctor Who: The Family of Blood) % The Doctor: [Narrating, over images of a battle] In June 1914, an Archduke of Austria was shot by a Serbian. And this then led, through nations having treaties with nations, like a line of dominoes falling, to some boys from England walking together in France. On a terrible day. Tim Latimer: [looking at the watch] One minute past the hour. It's now. Hutchinson, this is the time. It's now! [looks up at a falling shell] To the right! To the right! [they dive aside, narrowly avoiding the explosion] We made it...thank you Doctor. (Doctor Who: The Family of Blood) % Cathy: Why did you come here anyway? Sally: I love old things. They make me feel sad. Cathy: What's good about sad? Sally: It's happy for deep people. (Doctor Who: Blink) % Video store employee: [watching a film] Go to the police, you stupid woman! Why does nobody ever just go to the police? (Doctor Who: Blink) % Sally: But what is it, what's a police box? D.I. Billy Shipton: Well, it's a special kind of phone box for policemen. They used to have them all over, but this isn't a real one. The phone's just a dummy and the windows are the wrong size. (Doctor Who: Blink) % Billy: Where am I? The Doctor: 1969. Not bad as it goes: you've got the moon landing to look forward to. Martha: Oh, the moon landing's brilliant! We went four times. Back when we had transport. The Doctor: Working on it. Billy: How did I get here? The Doctor: Same way we did: Touch of an Angel. Same one probably, since you ended up in the same year. [Billy tries to get up and leave] No, no, no, no, don't get up yet. Time travelling without a capsule, nasty. Catch your breath. Don't go swimming for half an hour. Billy: [stunned] But I don't- I can't- The Doctor: Fascinating race, the Weeping Angels. The only psychopaths in the universe to kill you nicely. No mess, no fuss, they just zap you into the past and let you live to death. The rest of your life used up and blown away in the blink of an eye. You die in the past and in the present they consume the energy of all the days you might have had; all your stolen moments. They're creatures of the abstract and live off potential energy. Billy: What in God's name are you going on about?! Martha: Trust me, just nod when he stops for breath. The Doctor: [gets out a small machine] I tracked you down with this. This is my timey-wimey detector. Goes ding when there's stuff. Also it can boil an egg at thirty paces. [Makes a face] Whether you want it to or not, actually, so I've learned to stay away from hens; it's not pretty when they blow.... (Doctor Who: Blink) % Sally: The DVDs on the list, the 17 DVDs, what they've got in common is me. They're all the DVDs I own. The Easter egg was intended for me. Larry: [incredulously] You've only got 17 DVDs? [Sally rolls her eyes] (Doctor Who: Blink) % [Larry enters the spooky Wester Drumlins house] Larry: I knew you would live in Scooby Doo's house. Sally: For God's sake, I don't live here! (Doctor Who: Blink) % [Larry starts the DVD] Larry: And there he is. Sally: The Doctor. Larry: Who's a doctor? Sally: He's the Doctor. The Doctor: Yep, that's me. Sally: Okay, that's scary. Larry: No, it sounds like he's replying, but he always says that. The Doctor: Yes I do. Larry: And that. The Doctor: Yep, and this. Sally: He can hear us! Oh my God, you can really hear us! Larry: Of course he can't hear us. Look, I've got a transcript, see? Everything he says. 'Yep, that's me,' 'Yes I do,' 'Yep, and this,' next is... The Doctor and Larry: [in unison] Are you going to read out the whole thing? (Doctor Who: Blink) % [about the nature of time] The Doctor: People don't understand time. It's not what you think it is. Sally: Then what is it? The Doctor: Complicated. Sally: Tell me. The Doctor: Very complicated. Sally: I'm clever, and I'm listening, and don't patronise me because people have died and I'm not happy. Tell me. The Doctor: People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect... but actually, from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint, it's more like a big ball of wibbly-wobbly.... timey-wimey.... stuff. (Doctor Who: Blink) % Sally: How do you know what I'm going to say? The Doctor: [on video] Look to your left. Larry: [writing down the conversation, and sitting to her left] "Look to your left"; I've written tons about that on the front. I think it's a political statement. Sally: He means you. (Doctor Who: Blink) % The Doctor: [on video] The Angels have the phone box. Larry: "The Angels have the phone box". That's my favourite; I've got that on a t-shirt! Sally: What do you mean "Angels"? You mean those statue things? The Doctor: Creatures from another world. Sally: But they're just statues. The Doctor: Only when you see them. Sally: What does that mean? The Doctor: Lonely Assassins, they used to be called. No one quite knows where they came from, but they're as old as the Universe, or very nearly, and they have survived this long because they have the most perfect defense system ever evolved. They're quantum-locked. They don't exist when they're being observed. The moment they are seen by any other living creature, they freeze into rock. No choice, it's a fact of their biology. In the sight of any living thing they literally turn to stone. And you can't kill a stone. 'Course, a stone can't kill you either, but.... then you turn your head away. Then you blink, and oh yes it can! Sally: [to Larry, referring to a nearby Angel] Don't take your eyes off that. The Doctor: That's why they cover their eyes. They're not weeping, they can't risk looking at each other. Their greatest asset is their greatest curse. They can never be seen. Loneliest creatures in the Universe. And I'm sorry. I am very, very sorry- it's up to you now. Sally: What am I supposed to do? The Doctor: The blue box; it's my time machine. There is a world of time energy in there that they could feast on forever, but the damage they would do could switch off the sun. You have got to send it back to me. Sally: How? How?! The Doctor: And that's it, I'm afraid. There's no more from you on the transcript, that's the last I've got. I don't know what stopped you talking but I can guess. They're coming. The Angels are coming for you, but listen -your life could depend on this- don't blink. Don't even blink. Blink and you're dead. They are fast, faster than you could believe. DON'T turn your back, DON'T look away, and DON'T BLINK. [beat] Good luck. (Doctor Who: Blink) % Larry: Why's it pointing at the light bulb? (Doctor Who: Blink) % The Doctor: [to Sally, when she tries to remind him who she is] Sorry, I've got a complex life. Things sometimes don't happen to me in the right order. Especially weddings. I'm rubbish at weddings. Especially my own. (Doctor Who: Blink) % Sally: [realizing why the Doctor doesn't recognise her] Oh my God, of course! You're a time traveller. It hasn't happened to you yet, none of it. It's still in your future. The Doctor: What hasn't happened? Martha: Doctor, please! 20 minutes to red hatching! Sally: It was me. Oh, for God's sake, it was me all along. You got it all from me. The Doctor: Got what? Sally: [deep breath] Okay. Listen. One day, you're gonna get stuck in 1969. Make sure you've got this with you. [hands him the packet] You're gonna need it. Martha: Doctor! The Doctor: Yeah, listen, listen. Gotta dash, things happening. Well, four things. Well, four things and a lizard. Sally: Okay. No worries. On you go. See you around some day. (Doctor Who: Blink) % [The TARDIS materialises outside the Wales Millennium Centre] The Doctor: Cardiff! Martha: Cardiff?! The Doctor: Ah but, the thing about Cardiff - it's built on a rift in time and space--just like...California on the San Andreas Fault. But the rift bleeds energy,every now and then i need to open up the engines, soak up the energy and use it as fuel. Martha: So it's a pit stop!! The Doctor: Exactly. Should only take twenty seconds...the rift's been active... [Captain Jack is seen running towards the TARDIS] Martha: Wait a minute... they had an earthquake in Cardiff a couple of years ago, was that you? The Doctor: Bit of trouble with the Slitheen. Long time ago. Lifetimes -- I was a different man back then. Captain Jack: [outside and running towards the TARDIS] Doctooor! The Doctor: There we go, all powered up! [He glances at the TARDIS' screen and sees Captain Jack running towards them. A look of shock and confusion flash across his face. He then pulls a lever and smiles as the TARDIS powers up. Captain Jack leaps through the air towards the TARDIS...] (Doctor Who: Utopia) % The Doctor: Here we go! Into the future! 2 billion, 3 billion, 60 billion, 1 trillion...5 trillion? Hold on, the year 100 triliion? That's impossible. Martha: Why? What happens then? The Doctor: We're going to the end of the universe. Captain Jack: [still clinging to the Tardis] DOOOOOOOOOOOOOCTOOOOOOOOOOOOOR! (Doctor Who: Utopia) % Professor Yana: One more lost soul dreaming of Utopia. (Doctor Who: Utopia) % Captain Jack: [to Martha] Captain Jack Harkness... and who are you? Martha: Martha Jones. Captain Jack: Nice to meet you, Martha Jones. The Doctor: [Irritated] Oh, don't start! Captain Jack: I was only saying 'hello'! Martha: [flattered] I don't mind. (Doctor Who: Utopia) % The Doctor: How did you know this was me? Captain Jack: The police box kinda gives it away. (Doctor Who: Utopia) % Captain Jack: So there I was, stranded in the year two¿hundred¿one¿hundred, ankle-deep in Dalek dust, he goes off without me. But I had this [taps his wrist strap] I used to be a Time Agent, it¿s called a Vortex Manipulator. He¿s not the only one who can time travel¿ The Doctor: Excuse me, that¿s not time travel. It¿s like, I¿ve got a sports car, you¿ve got a Space Hopper. Martha: Oh ho ho! Boys and their toys. Captain Jack: All right, so I bounced. I thought, twenty¿first century, that¿s the best place to find the Doctor. Except I got it a little bit wrong, arrived in 1869, and this thing burnt out, so it was useless- The Doctor: Told you! Captain Jack: Then I had to live through the entire twentieth century, waiting to find the version of you that would coincide with me. Martha: But that makes you more than a hundred years old. Captain Jack: And looking good, don¿t you think? So, I went to the Time Rift, 'cause I knew you¿d come back to refuel, until finally, I get a signal on this thing [he indicates his rucksack] detecting you... and here we are! (Doctor Who: Utopia) % Martha: But the thing is, why'd you leave him behind, Doctor? The Doctor: [dismissively] I was busy. Martha: Is that what happens though, seriously? You just get bored of us one day and disappear? Captain Jack: Not if you're blonde. Martha: [sarcastically] Oh, she was blonde! Oh, what a surprise! The Doctor: [spinning around, irritated] You two, we're at the end of the universe. Okay?! Right at the edge of knowledge itself! And you're busy... blogging!! (Doctor Who: Utopia) % Captain Jack: [to a refugee] Captain Jack Harkness. And who are you? The Doctor: [warningly] Stop it. (Doctor Who: Utopia) % [speaking on human evolution and the refugees] The Doctor: Oh, might have spent a million years evolving into clouds of gas ... and another million as downloads, but you always revert to the same basic shape: the fundamental human. End of the universe and here you are. Indomitable, that's the word! Indomitable! Ha! (Doctor Who: Utopia) % Captain Jack: [suave] Captain Jack Harkness. The Doctor: Stop it! Captain Jack: Can't I say hello to anyone? Chantho: [flattered] Chan, I do not protest, tho. Captain Jack: [winks] Maybe later, blue. (Doctor Who: Utopia) % Martha: [pulling a jar out of Captain Jack's bag] Oh my God! You've got a hand! A hand in a jar! A hand, in a jar, in your bag! The Doctor: Bu-tha-tha-that's my hand! Captain Jack: I said I had a Doctor Detector. Chantho: Chan, is this a tradition amongst your people, tho? Martha: Not on my street! What do you mean that's your hand? You've got both your hands! I can see them! The Doctor: Long story. I lost my hand, Christmas Day, in a sword fight. [Flashback to The Christmas Invasion when the Sycorax Leader chops off the Doctor's hand] Martha: What, and you... grew another hand? The Doctor: Um, yeah, I did, yeah. [Martha stares. The Doctor holds up his hand and waves it] Hello! (Doctor Who: Utopia) % Professor Yana: Might I ask, what species are you? The Doctor: Time Lord, last of. [Blank faces from the Professor and Chantho] The Doctor: Heard of them? Legend or anything? [The professor shrugs] The Doctor: Not even a myth? Blimey, the end of the universe is a bit humbling. (Doctor Who: Utopia) % [Captian Jack has just died of electrocution. Martha is attempting to give him mouth to mouth] The Doctor: Martha, leave him. Martha: [being pulled up] You've got to let me try... The Doctor: Come on, come on. Just listen to me, now leave him alone. [To Professor Yana] It strikes me, Professor, that you've got a room that no one can enter without dying. Is that correct? Professor Yana: Yes. The Doctor: Well... [Captain Jack suddenly comes back to life with a gasp] The Doctor: ...I think I've got just the man. Captain Jack: [Lying on the floor] Was someone kissing me? (Doctor Who: Utopia) % [Jack prepares to enter a deadly radiation filled room] The Doctor: Whoa, what are you taking your clothes off for? Captain Jack: I'm goin' in! The Doctor: By the looks of it, I'd say the Stet radiation doesn't affect clothes, only flesh. Captain Jack: Well, I'll look good though. (Doctor Who: Utopia) % Captain Jack: I'm the man who can never die, and all that time, you knew. The Doctor: That's why I left you behind. It's not easy, just, just looking at you, Jack, 'cause you're wrong. Captain Jack: [sarcastically] Thanks. The Doctor: You are, I can't help it. I'm a Time Lord, it's instinct. It's in my guts. You're a fixed point in time and space, you're a fact. That's never meant to happen. Even the TARDIS reacted against you, tried to shake you off. Flew all the way to the end of the universe just to get rid of you. Captain Jack: So, what you're saying is that you're prejudiced? The Doctor: I never thought of it like that. Captain Jack: [smiling] Shame on you. The Doctor: Yeah. Captain Jack: [regarding his inability to die] What happened? The Doctor: Rose[...] She came back, opened the heart of the TARDIS and absorbed the Time Vortex itself. [...] No one's ever meant to have that power. If a Time Lord did that, he'd become a god, a vengeful god. But she was human. [...] Everything she did was so human. She brought you back to life. But she couldn't control it, she brought you back forever. That's something I suppose. The final act of the Time War was life. Captain Jack: Can she change me back? The Doctor: I took the power out of her. She's gone, Jack. She's not just living on a parallel world, she's trapped there. The walls have closed. Captain Jack: I'm sorry. (Doctor Who: Utopia) % Martha: Doctor, it's the Professor. He's got this watch, this fob watch that's the same as yours. Same writing, same everything. The Doctor: [looking terrified] Don't be ridiculous. Martha: I asked him, he said he's had it his whole life. Captain Jack: So, he's got the same watch. Martha: But it's not a watch, it's a thing, a chameleon thing. The Doctor: No, no, no, it's this thing, this device, it re-writes biology. Changes a Time Lord into a human. [Jack looks up] Martha: And it's the same watch! The Doctor: [desperately] It can't be... (Doctor Who: Utopia) % Martha: [talking about the fact there may be another Time Lord] But that's brilliant, isn't it? The Doctor: [fiddling with buttons] It is, of course it is, but depends which one. Brilliant, fantastic, yeah. But they died, the Time Lords, all of them, they died! Captain Jack: Not if he was human... The Doctor: [suddenly turning to Martha, intense] What did he say, Martha? What did he say?! Martha: [taken aback] He looked at the watch like he could hardly see it, like that perception filter thing... The Doctor: And what about now? Can he see it now? (Doctor Who: Utopia) % Martha: Think what the Face of Boe said -- his dying words. He said... [The rocket launches. Concurrently, Yana opens the watch] [The Doctor has a look of horror on his face] Face of Boe: You. [screen shows "Y"] Are. ["A"] Not. ["N"] Alone. ["A"] [As the screen blinks the name "YANA", in flashback the Face of Boe dies] (Doctor Who: Utopia) % Voice from inside the fob watch: The drums, the drums, the drums, the never-ending drumbeat. Open me, you human fool. Open the light and summon me and receive my majesty! (Doctor Who: Utopia) % Professor Yana: Did you never think, all those years standing beside me, to ask about that watch? Never? Did you never once think ¿ not ever ¿ that you could set me free?! Chantho: Chan-I'm sorry-tho! Chan-I'm so sorry... Professor Yana: You, with your chan and your tho driving me insane! Chantho: Chan-Professor, please-- Professor Yana: THAT IS NOT MY NAME! "The Professor" was an invention. So perfect a disguise, that I forgot who I am. Chantho: Chan-Then who are you-tho? The Master: [whispered] I... am... The Master. [He kills her] (Doctor Who: Utopia) % [The Master has locked The Doctor out of the TARDIS] The Doctor: I'm begging you, everything's changed! It's only the two of us, we're the only ones left! Just let me in! The Master: [To himself] Killed by an insect. A girl. How inappropriate. Still! If the Doctor can be young, and strong, then so can I. The Master... reborn! [The Master regenerates] (Doctor Who: Utopia) % The Master: [freshly-regenerated and brimming with energy] Now then, Doctor! Ooh, new voice! [low voice] Hello, [high voice] hello, [low voice] hello. [Normal] Anyway. Why don't we stop and have a nice little chat while I tell you all my plans and you can work out a way to stop me, I don't think! [The Doctor looks horrified] Martha: Hold on, I know that voice! The Doctor: I'm asking you really, properly, just stop! Just think! The Master: Use my name. The Doctor: Master... [quietly] I'm sorry. The Master: Tough! [The Master attempts to dematerialise the TARDIS; the Doctor uses the sonic screwdriver to stop him] The Master: Oh no you don't! [The Master overrides the Doctor's efforts] The Master: End of the universe! Have fun! Bye bye! [The TARDIS dematerialises leaving The Doctor, Jack, and Martha trapped on their own with the Futurekind closing in...] (Doctor Who: Utopia) % The Doctor: [horrified] That's him... he's Prime Minister. The Master is Prime Minister of Great Britain. [On TV, "Saxon" kisses a woman] The Doctor: [shocked] The Master and his wife! (Doctor Who: The Sound of Drums) % [Saxon on TV stands before the press] Saxon:This country has been sick. This country needs healing. This country needs medicine. And, in fact, I would go as far as to say, what this country really needs, right now...is a Doctor. [Saxon stares into the camera and smirks] (Doctor Who: The Sound of Drums) % Mr Saxon: A glorious day! Downing Street rebuilt. The cabinet in session. Let the work of government begin. [Saxon throws dossiers in the air. The cabinet appear unimpressed.] Mr Saxon: Oh go on, crack a smile. It's funny, isn't it? Albert? Funny? No? A little bit? Albert Dumfries, MP: Very funny, sir. But if we could get down to business, there is the matter of policy, of which we have very little. Mr Saxon: No no no no no. Before we start all that, I just wanted to say: thank you. Thank you, one and all, you ugly, fat-faced bunch of wet, snivelling traitors. Albert: Yes, quite. Very funny, but I think-- Mr Saxon: No. No. That wasn't funny. You see, I'm not making myself very clear. Funny is like this. [exaggerates a grin.] Not funny is like this. [exaggerates a frown.] And right now, I'm not like [grins again.], I'm like [frowns again.], because you are traitors. Yes, you are! As soon as you saw the votes swinging my way, you abandoned your parties and jumped on the Saxon bandwagon. So, this is your reward. [Saxon dons gas mask.] Albert: Excuse me, Prime Minister, but do you mind my asking, what is that? Mr Saxon: [muffled.] It's a gas mask. Albert: I beg your pardon? Mr Saxon: [lifting gas mask up.] It's a gas mask. [smiles pleasantly, chuckles and replaces it on his face.] Albert: Yes, but why are you wearing it? Mr Saxon: [muffled.] Well, because of the gas. Albert: I'm sorry? Mr Saxon: [lifts it again.] Because of the gas. Albert: What gas?!? Mr Saxon: [leans back.] [muffled.] This gas. [Speakers pop-up and release gas into the room.] Albert: [spluttering.] You're insane!! [Saxon grins and gives a double thumbs up] [Albert dies, followed by the rest of the Cabinet. Saxon drums out a count of four on the table.] (Doctor Who: The Sound of Drums) % Female Toclafane: [on TV.] People of the earth, we come in peace. We bring great gifts. We bring technology and wisdom and protection, and all we ask in return is your friendship. Mr Saxon: Awww, sweet. And this species has identified itself: they are called the Toclafane. The Doctor: [indignantly] What?! (Doctor Who: The Sound of Drums) % Mr Saxon/The Master: [reverently] Doctor. The Doctor: Master. The Master: I like it when you use my name. The Doctor: You chose it. Psychiatrist's field day. The Master: As you chose yours. The man who makes people better; how sanctimonious is that? (Doctor Who: The Sound of Drums) % The Doctor: So... Prime Minister, then. The Master: [like an old school friend.] I know! It's good, isn't it? The Doctor: Who are those creatures? 'Cause there's no such thing as the Toclafane. That's just a made up name, like the Bogeyman. The Master: Do you remember all those fairy tales about the Toclafane when we were kids? Back home... Where is it, Doctor? The Doctor: Gone. The Master: [incredulous] ... How can Gallifrey be gone? The Doctor: [darkly] It burnt. The Master: And the Time Lords? The Doctor: Dead. [beat.] And the Daleks, more or less. What happened to you? The Master: The Time Lords only resurrected me because they knew I'd be the perfect warrior for a Time War. I was there when the Dalek Emperor took control of the Cruciform. I saw it. I ran. I ran so far. Made myself human so they would never find me, because I was so scared. The Doctor: I know. (Doctor Who: The Sound of Drums) % The Master: Oh, look! You're on TV! The Doctor: Stop it! Answer me! The Master: [jovially.] No, really! You're on telly! You and your little band. Which, by the way, is ticking every demographic box, so congratulations on that. Look, there you are! [He chuckles as the TV news claims that the Doctor, Martha and Jack are terrorists.] You're public enemy numbers one, two, and three. (Doctor Who: The Sound of Drums) % The Master: Look to your right. (Doctor Who: The Sound of Drums) % The Master: Oooh You public menace! (Doctor Who: The Sound of Drums) % The Master: [commenting on the Teletubbies to the Toclafane] Television, in their stomachs. Now that, is evolution. (Doctor Who: The Sound of Drums) % Captain Jack: So, Doctor, who is he? How come the ancient society of Time Lords created a psychopath? Martha: And what is he to you, like some sort of colleague or..? The Doctor: Friend at first. Martha: Thought you were going to say he was your secret brother or something. [Pause. Jack looks at the Doctor with shock and interest. The Doctor looks up from his chips with a mildly surprised look.] The Doctor: You've been watching too much TV. (Doctor Who: The Sound of Drums) % Captain Jack: But all the legends of Gallifrey made it sound so perfect. The Doctor: [musing] Well, perfect to look at, maybe. And it was, it was beautiful. They used to call it the Shining World of the Seven Systems. And on the continent of Wild Endeavour, in the mountains of Solace and Solitude, there stood the Citadel of the Time Lords. The oldest and most mighty race in the universe. Looking down on the galaxies below, sworn never to interfere, only to watch. Children of Gallifrey were taken from their families at the age of eight, to enter the Academy. Some say that's where it all began, when he was a child. That's when the Master saw eternity. As a novice, he was taken for initiation. He stood in front of the Untempered Schism. It's a gap in the fabric of reality through which could be seen the whole of the vortex. We stand there, eight years old, staring at the raw power of Time and Space, just a child. Some would be inspired. Some would run away. And some would go mad. [beat.] Oh, I dunno. Martha: What about you? The Doctor: Oh, the ones that ran away! I never stopped. (Doctor Who: The Sound of Drums) % [Explaining the perception filter on the TARDIS keys.] The Doctor: [grinning, seemingly ignorant.] Oh! I know what it's like. It's like when you fancy someone and they don't even know you exist. That's what it's like. [he runs off.] Come on! [Martha looks despairingly after him, then glances at Jack.] Captain Jack: You too, huh? (Doctor Who: The Sound of Drums) % The Master: [laughing uproariously, clapping.] Guards! Now then: peoples of the Earth, please attend carefully! [The Doctor rushes forward and is grabbed by two guards.] The Master: We meet at last, Doctor! [he laughs.] I love saying that! The Doctor: Stop this! Stop it now! The Master: As if the perception filter is going to work on me. [he spots Martha and Jack] And look, it's the girlie and the freak. Although, I'm not sure which one's which. [Jack runs at him. The Master shoots him down.] The Master: Laser screwdriver! Who'd have sonic? And the good thing is, he's not dead for long; I get to kill him again! The Doctor: Master, just calm down. Just look at what you're doing, just stop! If you could see yourself... The Master: [to the press.] Oh, do excuse me, little bit of personal business. Back in a minute. [to the guards.] Let him go. [the Doctor is flung to the floor] The Doctor: It's that sound, the sound in your head. What if I could help? The Master: Oh, how to shut him up! I know! Memory Lane! (Doctor Who: The Sound of Drums) % The Master: [To The Doctor] Professor Lazarus, remember him? And his genetic manipulation device? What, did you think that little Tish got that job merely by coincidence? I've been laying traps for you all this time... and if I can concentrate all that Lazarus technology into one little screwdriver... But... ohh, if only I had the Doctor's biological code... Oh, wait a minute, I do! I've got his hand! And if Lazarus made himself younger... what if I reverse it? Another... hundred years? (Doctor Who: The Sound of Drums) % The Master: Shall we decimate them? That sounds good, nice word, decimate. [to the Toclafane] Remove one tenth of the population! (Doctor Who: The Sound of Drums) % The Master: And so it came to pass that the human race fell, and the Earth was no more. And I looked down upon my new dominion. As Master of all. And I thought it... good. (Doctor Who: The Sound of Drums) % The Master : [via voiceover to the Earth] Your Lord and Master stands on high... playing track 3! ["I Can't Decide" by the Scissor Sisters plays as the Master begins his daily ritual. He makes a special point to aim the lyrics towards the Doctor] The Master: It's ready to rise, Doctor. The new Time Lord empire, it's good isn't it? Isn't it good? Anything? [The Doctor stares blankly at the Toclafane] The Master: No? Anything? Oh, but they broke your hearts, didn't they? Those Toclafane... Ever since you worked out what they really are. They say Martha Jones has come back home, now why would she do that? The Doctor: [Quietly] Leave her alone. The Master: But you said something to her, didn't you? On the day I took control.. What did you tell her? The Doctor: I have one thing to say to you... You know what it is... The Master: [hurriedly] Oh, no you don't! (Doctor Who: Last of the Time Lords) % The Master: I ask you, how much hope has this man got? [to the Doctor] Say hello, Gandalf... Except, he's not that old. But he's an alien with a much greater lifespan than you, stunted little apes. What if it showed? [To The Doctor] What if I suspend your capacity to regenerate? All nine hundred years of your life, Doctor. What if we could see them? (Doctor Who: Last of the Time Lords) % Male Toclafane: Sweet, kind Martha Jones. You helped us to fly. Martha: What do you mean? Male Toclafane: You led us to salvation. Martha: Who are you? Male Toclafane: The skies are made of diamonds. Martha: [sudden horror] No, you can't be him! [Martha has a flashback to Creet telling her the same phrase in "Utopia"] Male Toclafane: We share each other's memories. You sent him to Utopia. Martha: Oh my god...! Tom Milligan: What's it talking about? What's it mean? Professor Docherty: Who are they? Tom Milligan: Martha? Martha? Tell us, what are they? Martha: [beat.] They're us. They're humans. The human race, from the future. (Doctor Who: Last of the Time Lords) % Tom Milligan: But what about us? We're the same species, why do you kill so many of us? Male Toclafane: Because it's fun! [laughs manically] (Doctor Who: Last of the Time Lords) % Martha: I travelled across the world. From the ruins of New York, to the fusion mills of China, right across the radiation pits of Europe. And everywhere I went I saw people just like you, living as slaves! But if Martha Jones became a legend then that's wrong, because my name isn't important. There's someone else. The man who sent me out there, the man who told me to walk the Earth. And his name is The Doctor. He has saved your lives so many times and you never even knew he was there. He never stops. He never stays. He never asks to be thanked. But I've seen him, I know him... I love him... And I know what he can do. (Doctor Who: Last of the Time Lords) % The Master: Three minutes to align the black-hole converters. Counting down! I never could resist a ticking clock... My children! Are you ready? Toclafane: [chanting] We'll fly and blaze and slice! We'll fly and blaze and slice! The Master: At zero, to mark this day, the child Martha Jones will die. [Grins] My first blood, ha. Any last words?.... No?.... such a disappointment this one. Days of old, Doctor, you had companions who could absorb the time vortex... This one's useless. [To Martha] Bow your head. And so it falls to me as Master of all, to establish from this day a new order of Time Lords. From this day forward... [Martha begins laughing] The Master: [mildly] What... what's so funny? Martha: A gun. The Master: What about it? Martha: The gun in four parts. The Master: Yes?... And I destroyed it. Martha: A gun, in four parts scattered across the world, I mean... come on. Did you really believe that?! The Master: [smiling but unsure] What do you mean? The Aged Doctor: ... As if I would ask her to kill... The Master: Oh, well. It doesn't matter! I've got her exactly where I want her! Martha: But I knew what Professor Docherty would do. The resistance knew about her son... I told her about the gun so she'd get me here. At the right time. The Master: [patronising] But you're still going to die. Martha: Do you wanna know what I was doing, travelling the world? The Master: [exasperated] Tell me. Martha: I was telling a story, that's all. No weapons, just words. I did just what The Doctor said. I went across the continents, all on my own, and everywhere I went I found the people and I told them my story... I told them about the Doctor... And I told them to pass it on. To spread the word so that every one would know about the Doctor. The Master: Faith and hope? Is that all?! Martha: No! Because I gave them an instruction. Just as the Doctor said... The Doctor: [in flashback] Use the countdown. Martha: I told them that if every one thinks of one word, at one specific time-- The Master: Nothing will happen! Is that your weapon? Prayer?! Martha: --Right across the world! One word, just one thought, at one moment! But with fifteen satellites! The Master: [slowly] What? Captain Jack: The Archangel Network. Martha: A telepathic field, binding the whole human race together. All of them, every single person on Earth, thinking the same thing at the same time! And that word, is Doctor! (Doctor Who: Last of the Time Lords) % [The world begins chanting the Doctor's name, he begins rejuvenating] The Doctor: I've had a whole year to tune myself into the psychic network and integrate with its matrices. The Master: Stop! I order you to stop! The Doctor: The one thing you can't do... is stop them thinking. [He begins rising upwards angelically] Tell me the human race is degenerate now... when they can do this. The Master: [with a look of horror and disbelief] No!! [He shoots at the Doctor, but the laser energy is absorbed by a forcefield] The Doctor: I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. (Doctor Who: Last of the Time Lords) % [The Doctor advances towards the terrified Master] The Doctor: You wouldn't listen. Because you know what I'm going to say... [The Master huddles in a corner, hiding his face. The Doctor descends to the ground and puts his arms around the Master soothingly]. The Doctor: I forgive you. (Doctor Who: Last of the Time Lords) % The Doctor: We've got control of the Valiant, you can't launch. The Master: Oh, but I've got this [He holds up a disk] Black hole converter inside every ship. If I can't have this world, Doctor, then neither can you! We shall stand upon this Earth, together, as it burns! The Doctor: Weapon, after weapon, after weapon. All you do is talk, and talk, and talk. But over all these years... and all these disasters, I've always had the greatest secret of them all. I know you. Explode those ships, you kill yourself... that's the one thing you can never do. (Doctor Who: Last of the Time Lords) % The Doctor: I really don't mind though. Come with me. Jack: Had plenty of time to think, that past year. The year that never was. And I kept thinking about that team of mine. Like you said Doctor. Responsibility. The Doctor: Defending the Earth. Can't argue with that. (Doctor Who: Last of the Time Lords) % Captain Jack: But I keep wondering... what about aging? Cause I can't die, but I keep getting older... the odd little grey hair? Y'know? What happens if I live for a million years? The Doctor: [amused] I really don't know. Captain Jack: Heh, okay, vanity, sorry. Yeah, can't help it. Used to be a poster boy, when I was a kid, living in the Boeshane Peninsula. Tiny little place. I was the first ever to be signed up for the Time Agency. They were so proud of me. The Face of Boe, they called me. [smiles] I'll see you. [He runs off] The Doctor: [Quietly] No.. Martha: It can't be. The Doctor: No... definitely not... no? [Martha laughs] The Doctor: [mouthing silently] No!! [He throws back his head and laughs] (Doctor Who: Last of the Time Lords) % Martha: Cause, the thing is, it's like my friend Vicky. She lived with this bloke, student housing, there were five of them all packed in, and this bloke was called Shaun. And she loved him, she did, she completely adored him, spent all day long talking about him.. The Doctor: Is this... going anywhere? Martha: Yes! [The Doctor nods sheepishly and settles down to listen] Martha: Cause he never looked at her twice. I mean, he liked her... that was it. And she wasted years pining after him, years of her life. Cause while he was around, she never looked at anyone else. And I told her, I always said to her time and time again, I said "get out". [The Doctor nods with a downcast expression] Martha: So this is me, getting out. [She throws him her phone] Keep that. Cause I'm not having you disappear. If that rings - when that rings you better come running, got it? The Doctor: Got it. Martha: [fondly] I'll see you again, mister. [They smile and she walks away.] (Doctor Who: Last of the Time Lords) % [A foghorn is heard and an object hits the TARDIS, spraying dry debris everywhere] The Doctor: [quietly] What? [more audibly] What? [A massive cruise liner has seemingly burst through the side of the TARDIS console room. The Doctor picks up a lifesaver with the words "Titanic" printed on] The Doctor: [Looking up, disbelievingly and with foreboding] What? (Doctor Who: Last of the Time Lords) % Tenth Doctor: [excited, in awe] Look at you! The hat, the coat, the crickety-cricket stuff, the.... [unenthusiastically] stick of celery, yeah.... brave choice, celery, but fair play to you, not a lot of men can carry off a decorative vegetable. Fifth Doctor: Shut up! [whips his hat off] There is something very wrong with my TARDIS, and I've got to do something about it very, very quickly. And it would help, it really would help if there wasn't some skinny idiot ranting in my face about every single thing that happens to be in front of him! (Doctor Who: Time Crash) % Fifth Doctor: What have you done to MY TARDIS? You've changed the desktop theme, haven't you? What's this one? Coral? It's worse than the leopard skin! (Doctor Who: Time Crash) % Fifth Doctor: [Increasingly concerned] It's like like two time zones at war in the heart of the TARDIS! That's a paradox. Could blow a hole in the space-time continuum the size of- [The Tenth Doctor spins the monitor so that the Fifth Doctor can see it] Fifth Doctor: [Underwhelmed] -well, actually, the exact size of Belgium. That's a bit undramatic, isn't it? Belgium? Tenth Doctor: D'ya need this? [offers him the sonic screwdriver] Fifth Doctor: Nah, I'm fine. Tenth Doctor: Oh, no, of course. You mostly went hands-free didn't you? Like, "Hey, I'm the Doctor. I can save the universe using a kettle and some string! And look at me, I'm wearing a vegetable!" (Doctor Who: Time Crash) % Fifth Doctor: Oh no! This is bad! Two minutes to Belgium! (Doctor Who: Time Crash) % [After saving the universe, a siren sounds] Tenth Doctor: Right! TARDISes are separating. Sorry, Doctor, time's up! Back to long ago! Where are you now? Nyssa and Tegan? Cybermen and Mara, and Time Lords in funny hats and the Master? Oh, he just showed up again, same as ever. Fifth Doctor: Oh no, really? Does he still have that rubbish beard? Tenth Doctor: No, no beard this time. Well, a wife. (Doctor Who: Time Crash) % Tenth Doctor: You know, I loved being you. Back when I first started, at the very beginning, I was always trying to be old and grumpy, the way you do when you're young. And then I was you, and it was all dashing about and playing cricket and my voice going all squeaky when I got excited. I still do that, the voice thing, I got that from you! Oh, and the trainers, and [puts on his glasses] snap. 'Cos you know what, Doctor? You were my Doctor. Fifth Doctor: [Touched, raises his hat in salute] To days to come. Tenth Doctor: All my love to long ago. (Doctor Who: Time Crash) % Doctor: [upon seeing the prow of the Titanic] What? .... What? .... What!? [The Doctor presses some buttons on the console, causing the TARDIS to disentangle itself from the Titanic. TARDIS re-materialises inside the Titanic. The Doctor gets out, and notes several very strange elements of his surrounding. Goes to a porthole, sees something the audience cannot see] Doctor: [realising] Riiight....! [Camera view pulls out, to show the 'Titanic' is in fact a spaceship] (Doctor Who: Voyage of the Damned) % Brand slogan: Max Capricorn cruise liners. The fastest. The furthest. The best. And I should know, because my name is Max! [he grins; light glints off his gold tooth with an audible "ping"] (Doctor Who: Voyage of the Damned) % Mr Copper: I shall be taking you to Old London town in the country of UK, ruled over by Good King Wenceslas. Now human beings worship the great god Santa, a creature with fearsome claws and his wife Mary. And every Christmas Eve, the people of UK go to war with the country of Turkey. They then eat the Turkey people for Christmas dinner, like savages. (Doctor Who: Voyage of the Damned) % Rickston Slade: Hang on a minute. Who put you in charge? And who in the hell are you anyway? The Doctor: I'm the Doctor. I'm a Time Lord. I'm from the planet Gallifrey in the constellation of Kasterborous. I'm 903 years old, and I'm the man who's gonna save your lives and all six billion people on the planet below. You got a problem with that? Slade: No. The Doctor: In that case: Allons-y! (Doctor Who: Voyage of the Damned) % Mr Copper: [on Christmas] It's a festival of violence! They say that human beings only survive depending on whether they've been good or bad! It's barbaric! The Doctor: Actually, that's not true. Christmas is a time of- of peace, and thanksgiving, and.... [trails off] What am I on about? My Christmases are always like this! (Doctor Who: Voyage of the Damned) % The Doctor: [describing the origins of Christmas] Long story. I should know, I was there. I got the last room. (Doctor Who: Voyage of the Damned) % [Level 31 bay doors open, revealing the Hosts' authority figure] The Doctor: Oh, that's clever. That's an omni-state impact chamber. Indestructible! You could survive anything in there! You could sit through a supernova.... or a shipwreck. Only one person can have the power and the money to hide themselves onboard like this, [sing-song] and I should know, because- Max: My name is Max! [his golden tooth pings] The Doctor: [taken off-guard] It really does that? (Doctor Who: Voyage of the Damned) % Max: No one's been funny with me for years. The Doctor: [sardonically, looking him up and down] I can't see why. (Doctor Who: Voyage of the Damned) % The Doctor: What's your first name? Midshipman: Alonzo. The Doctor: [pauses in disbelief] You are kidding me! Midshipman: Uh.... why? The Doctor: There's something else I've always wanted to say: Allons-y Alonzo! (Doctor Who: Voyage of the Damned) % The Doctor: Astrid Peth, citizen of Sto. The woman who looked at the stars and dreamed of travelling. Now you can travel forever. You're not falling, Astrid.... You're flying! (Doctor Who: Voyage of the Damned) % Mr Copper: Of all the people to survive, [Rickston]'s not the one you would have chosen is he? But if you could choose, Doctor, if you could decide who lives and who dies, that would make you a monster. (Doctor Who: Voyage of the Damned) % Mr Copper: So Great Britain is part of, uh, Europé, and just across the British channel you've got Great France and Great Germany? The Doctor: No no, it's just, it's just France and Germany. Only Britain is great. Mr Copper: And they are all at war with the continent of Ham-erica. The Doctor: No. [pause] Well, not yet. Erm. You could argue that one. (Doctor Who: Voyage of the Damned) % [Mr Copper is stranded on Earth without any apparent means of support] Mr Copper: Well, what am I supposed to do? The Doctor: Give me that credit card. Mr Copper: It's just petty cash, spending money. It's all done by computer. I didn't really know the currency, so I thought a million might cover. The Doctor: [astonished] A million? Pounds? Mr Copper: Is that enough for trinkets? The Doctor: Mr Copper, a million pounds is worth fifty million credits. Mr Copper: [gobsmacked] .... How much? The Doctor: Fifty million and fifty six. Mr Copper: [dawning] I've.... got money- The Doctor: Yes, you have. Mr Copper: Oh, my word.... oh my goodness me, I.... [ecstatically cheers] The Doctor: It's all yours - planet Earth! Now, that's a retirement plan. [Suddenly cautious] But just you be careful, though! Mr Copper: [Ecstatic] Oh I will, I will! The Doctor: No interfering. I don't want any trouble! Just.... Just have a nice life. [Mr Copper runs off gleefully] The Doctor: Mr Copper! Where're you going? Mr Copper: I have no idea! The Doctor: [To himself] No.... me neither. Mr Copper: Oh, and Doctor? [the Doctor turns around] I won't forget her. The Doctor: [quietly] Merry Christmas, Mr Copper. [The episode fades to a dedication to Verity Lambert­] (Doctor Who: Voyage of the Damned) % Donna [in Adipose lobby to security guard] Donna Noble; health and safety. The Doctor: [in tunnel to different security guard] John Smith; health and safety. (Doctor Who: Partners in Crime) % Miss Foster: Adipose Industries. The twenty-first century way to lose weight. No exercise, no diet, no pain. Just lifelong freedom, from fat, the holy grail of the modern age. And here it is! [holds up red and white capsule] You just take one capsule. One capsule, once a day for three weeks. And as they say... [On-Screen graphic: the logo does a little spin, the jingle sings: The Fat Just Walks Awaaay!] (Doctor Who: Partners in Crime) % The Doctor: [in projector room at Adipose Industries] Health and Safety... film department. (Doctor Who: Partners in Crime) % Adipose Worker: Well, you be the health and I'll be the safety. (Doctor Who: Partners in Crime) % Roger Davey: I'm not a cat person. The Doctor: No, I've met cat people; you're nothing like them. Roger: Is that what it is, though? Cats getting inside the house? The Doctor: Well, the thing about cat flaps is, they don't just let things in. They let things out as well. The fat just walks away... (Doctor Who: Partners in Crime) % Donna: I don't suppose you've seen a little blue box? Wilfred Mott: Is that slang for something? Donna: No, I mean it. If you ever see a little blue box flying up there in the sky, you shout for me Gramps. Oh, you just shout. Wilfred Mott: D'y'know I don't understand half the things you say these days? Donna: 'Nor me. Wilfred Mott: Ah, fair dos. You've had a funny old time of it lately. Poor old, what's his name? Lance, bless him. And that barmy old Christmas. I wish you'd tell us what really happened. Donna: I know. It's just...the things I've seen. Sometimes, I think I'm going mad! I mean, even tonight, I was in a...doesn't matter. I dunno. Wilfred Mott: Well, you're not yourself, I'll give you that. You just, you seem to be drifting, sweetheart. Donna: I'm not drifting. I'm waiting. Wilfred Mott: What for? Donna: The right man. Wilfred Mott: Oh! Oh! Same old story; a man! Donna: No! I don't mean like that! He's real, I've seen him, I've met him- just once- and then, oh, I let him fly away. (Doctor Who: Partners in Crime) % Donna: He's still out there, somewhere. And I'll find him Gramps. Even if I have to wait a hundred years; I'll find him. (Doctor Who: Partners in Crime) % Sylvia: What are you doing in church? Donna: [Exasperated] Praying! (Doctor Who: Partners in Crime) % The Doctor: [mouthing from behind soundproof glass] Donna??? Donna: [also mouthing] Doctor!!!! The Doctor: But...what? Wha... WHAT??!? Donna: Oh! My! God! The Doctor: But... how? Donna: [pointing at self] It's me! The Doctor: Well, I can see that! Donna: Oh this is brilliant! The Doctor: But... what the hell are you doing there??? [Donna's just so thrilled, she waves! Big smile!] The Doctor: But, but but, why, what, where, when? Donna: You! I was looking for you! The Doctor: What for?! Donna: [miming in a surreal sense while the Doctor looks more and more confused] I, came here, trouble, read about it, internet, I thought, trouble = you! And this place is weird! Pills! So I hid. Back there. Crept along. Heard this lot. Looked. You! Cos they-- [On 'they', gestures and looks toward Miss Foster, who is staring at her. As are the guards. Penny too.] Donna: [freezes] Oops. Miss Foster: [out loud] Are we interrupting you? The Doctor: [mouthing] Run![1] (Doctor Who: Partners in Crime) % Donna: [excitedly] I don't believe it! You've even got the same suit! [incredulously] Don't you ever change? (Doctor Who: Partners in Crime) % The Doctor: [to Donna, who is hanging from a window-cleaning pod by a single cable] HOLD ON! Donna: I AM! (Doctor Who: Partners in Crime) % Donna: [after being pulled back into the building by the Doctor] I was right, it's always like this with you! The Doctor: [In the manner of the Churchill Dog] Oh yes! [both grin] And away we go! (Doctor Who: Partners in Crime) % [The Doctor opens the window, and enters] Penny: Will someone please tell me what the hell is going on?! The Doctor: What are you, journalist? Penny: Yes. The Doctor: Well, make it up! (Doctor Who: Partners in Crime) % [Doctor and Donna exit] Penny: [still tied to the chair] Oi! The Doctor: [returning]] Oh, sorry. [releases her with the sonic screwdriver, leaves, and then returns] Now, do yourself a favour - get out! (Doctor Who: Partners in Crime) % Matron: [having been introduced to Donna and the Doctor] Partners in crime? And obviously off-worlders, judging by your sonic technology... The Doctor: Oh yes, I've still got your sonic pen. I like it, it's ... sleek. It's... sort of sleek? [hands it to Donna] Donna: Oh, it's definitely sleek. (Doctor Who: Partners in Crime) % The Doctor: What do you mean, lost? How do you lose a planet? (Doctor Who: Partners in Crime) % The Doctor: Do you know what happens when you point two identical sonic devices at each other? Miss Foster: [after a brief pause] No. The Doctor: Nor me, let's find out! [Points his sonic screwdriver and Miss Foster's sonic pen at each other and turns them on, producing an ear-piercing noise that shatters the glass around them] (Doctor Who: Partners in Crime) % Donna: Well, that's one solution - hide in a cupboard! I like it... (Doctor Who: Partners in Crime) % Donna: [incredulously, as they wave to the massed levitating Adipose] We're waving at fat. (Doctor Who: Partners in Crime) % Doctor: Matron Cofelia, listen to me! Miss Foster: Oh, I don't think so, Doctor. And if I never see you again, it will be too soon. Doctor: Oh, why does no one ever listen? I'm trying to help! Just get across to the roof. Can you shift the levitation beam? Miss Foster: What, so that you can arrest me? Doctor: Just listen. I saw the Adiposian instructions - they know it's a crime, breeding on Earth. So what's the one thing they want to get rid of? Their accomplice! Miss Foster: I'm far more than that. I'm nanny to all these children. Doctor: Exactly! Mum and Dad have got the kids now, they don't need the nanny anymore! [Suddenly, the blue light vanishes. Miss Foster falls, screaming all the way.] (Doctor Who: Partners in Crime) % The Doctor: [About Martha] She fancied me. Donna: Mad Martha that one, blind Martha, [Looks at the Doctor] Charity Martha. (Doctor Who: Partners in Crime) % Penny: [leaving building, still tied to a chair] You're mad, both of you! Mad! I'm going to report you for, for... madness!! [leaves] Donna: Some people just can't take it - while others, just can! [grins]. So come on then! TARDIS! [leaves quickly, dragging the Doctor behind her] (Doctor Who: Partners in Crime) % The Doctor: ...With Martha, like I said, it got ... complicated. And that was all my fault. I just want a mate. Donna: You just want. TO MATE?! The Doctor: I just want a mate! Donna: You're not mating with me, sunshine! The Doctor: A mate! I want a mate! Donna: Well, just as well, cos I'm not having any of that nonsense! You're just a long streak of nothing! You know, alien nothing... (Doctor Who: Partners in Crime) % Donna: THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT! I SHOULD'VE STAYED AT HOME! (Doctor Who: Partners in Crime) % Doctor: You know, as a diet plan it sort of works. (Doctor Who: Partners in Crime) % [Thinking they are in Rome] Donna: Have you been here before? Doctor: Yes I have, and before you ask, that fire had nothing to do with me. Well, a little bit. (Doctor Who: The Fires of Pompeii) % Lucius Caecilius Iucundus : Who are you? The Doctor: I am... Spartacus. Donna: And so am I. Lucius Caecilius Iucundus : Mr and Mrs Spartacus? The Doctor: Oh, no no no no no, we're not married... Lucius Caecilius Iucundus: Oh, brother and sister? Yes, of course, you look very much alike. The Doctor and Donna: [Look at each other. Together:] Really?! (Doctor Who: The Fires of Pompeii) % The Doctor: [discussing Caecilius' purchase of the TARDIS as modern art] Well, caveat emptor... Caecilius: Oh, you're Celtic? [adopts Welsh accent] There's lovely. (Doctor Who: The Fires of Pompeii) % Lucius: Is that so? Man from Gallifrey. The Doctor: What? Lucius: The strangest of images, your home is lost in fire is it not? Donna: Doctor, what are they doing? Lucius: And you, daughter of... London! Donna: How does he know that? Lucius: It is the gift of Pompeii, every single oracle tells the truth. Donna: But that's impossible Lucius: Doctor, she is returning. The Doctor: Who is? Who is she? Lucius: And you, daughter of London. There is something on your back. Donna: What's happening? Evelina: Even the word "Doctor" is false. Your real name is hidden. It burns in the stars, in the Cascade of Medusa herself. You are a Lord, sir. A Lord of Time. (Doctor Who: The Fires of Pompeii) % The Doctor: Ohh. [under his breath] Morituri te salutant Lucius: Celtic prayers won't help you now! (Doctor Who: The Fires of Pompeii) % The Doctor: Some things are fixed, some things are in a flux, and Pompeii is fixed...That's how I see the universe. All the time every waking second: what is, what was, what could be, what must not. That's the burden of a Time Lord, Donna. (Doctor Who: The Fires of Pompeii) % [on announcing that they are to escape into the heart of mount Vesuvius] Donna: No way! The Doctor: Yes way, Appian Way! (Doctor Who: The Fires of Pompeii) % Donna: [referring to the Doctor escaping a Pyrovile] You fought it off with a water pistol! I bloody love you! (Doctor Who: The Fires of Pompeii) % Donna: You may have eyes on the back of your hands, but you'll have eyes on the back of your head when I'm finished with you! (Doctor Who: The Fires of Pompeii) % Sibylline sister: [referring to Donna] This prattling voice will cease forever! The Doctor: [arriving] That'll be the day! (Doctor Who: The Fires of Pompeii) % Lucius Dextrus: The prophecies of women are limited and dull. Only the men folk have the capacity for true perception. Donna: I'll tell you where the wind's blowing now, mate. (Doctor Who: The Fires of Pompeii) % The Doctor: [after placing the circuits together]Put that one there...what have you got? Lucius Dextrus: [dryly] Enlighten me. The Doctor: What? The Soothsayer doesn't know? Lucius Dextrus: The seed may float on the breeze in any direction. The Doctor: Yeah, I knew you were going to say that. But, it's an energy converter. Lucius Dextrus: An energy converter of what? The Doctor: I don't know. [grins] Isn't that brilliant? Love not knowing, keeps me on my toes. It must be awful being a prophet. Waking up every morning, "is it raining? Yes it is, I said so." Takes all the fun out of life. (Doctor Who: The Fires of Pompeii) % The Doctor: I've set the controls to random. Mystery tour! [TARDIS lands] Outside that door could be any planet, anywhere, anywhen, in the whole, wide uni... Are you all right? Donna: [grinning] Terrified! I mean, history's one thing, but an alien planet?!? The Doctor: I could always take you home. Donna: Yeah, don't laugh at me. The Doctor: I know what it's like. Everything you're feeling right now. The fear, the joy, the wonder. I get that. Donna: Seriously? After all this time? The Doctor: Yeah! Why do you think I keep going? Donna: Oh, all right then, you and me both! This is barmy! I was born in Chiswick! I've only ever done package holidays. Now I'm here! This is... I mean it's... I dunno, it's all sort of... I don't even know what the word is! [steps out of the TARDIS, to find a frozen planet] Donna: Oh, I've got the word. Freezing! The Doctor: Snow! Ah, real snow. Proper snow at last! That's more like it, lovely! What do you think? Donna: Bit cold. The Doctor: Yeah, but look at that view! Donna: Yep. Beautiful, cold view. The Doctor: Millions of planets in millions of galaxies, and we're on this one! Molto bene! Bellissimo! Like you said Donna. Born in Chiswick. Oh, you've had a life of work and sleep and telly, and rent and tax and takeaway dinners. All birthdays and Christmases and two weeks' holiday a year, and then you end up here. Donna Noble, citizen of the Earth! Standing on a different planet! How about that, Donna? [beat] Donna? [turns round to find her gone] [Donna steps back out of the TARDIS in a large furry parka, with the hood up] Donna: Sorry, you were saying? The Doctor: Better? Donna: Lovely, thanks. The Doctor: Comfy? Donna: Yup. The Doctor: Can you hear anything inside that? Donna: Pardon? (Doctor Who: Planet of the Ood) % The Doctor: You've been shot. Ood: The circle... Donna: No, don't try to move- Ood: The circle...must be broken. The Doctor: What circle? What d'you mean? Delta Fifty, what circle? (Doctor Who: Planet of the Ood) % Donna: [about a huge rocket] Now that's what I call a spaceship! You've got a box, he's got a Ferrari! Let's get going! (Doctor Who: Planet of the Ood) % Solana: Now then, Dr Noble, Mrs Noble, if you'd like to follow me.... The Doctor: [quickly] Oh no, we're not married. Donna: We are so not married. The Doctor: Never. Donna: Never ever. (Doctor Who: Planet of the Ood) % Solana: I'd now like to point out a new innovation from Ood Operations. We've introduced a variety package with the Ood translator ball. You can now have the Standard Setting. [to Ood 1] How are you today, Ood? Ood 1: [ordinary Ood voice] I'm perfectly well, thank you. Solana: Or perhaps, after a stressful day, a little something for the gentlemen. [to Ood 2] And how are you, Ood? Ood 2: [husky female voice] All the better for seeing you. Solana: And the comedy classic. [to Ood 3] Ood, you've dropped something. Ood 3: [voice of Homer Simpson] D'oh! (Doctor Who: Planet of the Ood) % Ood: I do not understand, Miss. Donna: Why do you say "Miss" -- do I look single?! The Doctor: Back to the point...! (Doctor Who: Planet of the Ood) % Ood Sigma: And what of you now? Will you stay? There is room in the song for you. The Doctor: Oh, I've, I've sort of got a song of my own, thanks. Ood Sigma: I think your song must end soon. The Doctor: [expression falls; "Doomsday" theme plays] Meaning? Ood Sigma: Every song must end. The Doctor: [not comprehending] Yeah... (Doctor Who: Planet of the Ood) % Donna: [Donna is piloting the TARDIS] Oh my God! I can't believe I'm doing this! The Doctor: No, neither can I. [Gears grind] The Doctor: Left hand down, left hand down! [Time rotor whirls] The Doctor: Getting a little bit close to the 1980s. Donna: What am I going to do? Put a dent in 'em? The Doctor: Well, someone did. (Doctor Who: The Sontaran Stratagem) % Donna: I've heard all about you, he talks about you all the time. Martha: I dread to think! Donna: No no no, no he says nice things, good things, nice things, really good things Martha: [Embarrassed] Oh my God, he's told you everything! Donna: Didn't take you long to get over it though, who's the lucky man? The Doctor: What man? Lucky what? Donna: She's engaged, you prawn. The Doctor: Really? Who to? Martha: Tom, that Tom Milligan, he's in Pediatrics, working out in Africa right now, and yes! I've got a doctor who disappears off to distant places, tell me about it. Donna: Is he skinny? (Doctor Who: The Sontaran Stratagem) % Martha: No! He's sort of... strong. Donna: He is too skinny for words, you give him a hug, you get a paper cut! [Donna and Martha laugh] The Doctor: Oh, I'd rather you were fighting. (Doctor Who: The Sontaran Stratagem) % Donna: [talking about UNIT­] You used to work for them? The Doctor: Yeah, back in the seventies. [beat] Or was it the eighties? (Doctor Who: The Sontaran Stratagem) % Private Gray: Greyhound Sixteen to Trap One. We've found something- basement corridor, northside, grid thirty six. Request backup, over. Military Voice Oov:Trap One sending assistance, over. Private Harris: Like something boiling inside... Private Gray: Don't touch it. Private Harris: C'mon Steve, we get rights on this. That means promotion! (Doctor Who: The Sontaran Stratagem) % Donna: Donna, Donna Noble. Since you didn't ask. I'll have a salute. [Colonel Mace turns to Doctor. Doctor nods, suppressing a grin. Colonel turns back round.] Colonel Mace: [Salutes] Ma'am. Donna: Thank you. (Doctor Who: The Sontaran Stratagem) % The Doctor: [about Atmos] You must have checked it? Martha: We did. We found nothing. That's why I thought we needed an expert. The Doctor: Really? Who did you get? [they stare at him] Oh, right: Me, yes! (Doctor Who: The Sontaran Stratagem) % Colonel Mace: [about Luke Rattigan, a child genius] Now he runs the Rattigan Academy, a private school, educating students hand picked from all over the world. The Doctor: A hot-house for geniuses, wouldn't mind going there. [Mace looks at him, quizzically] I get lonely. (Doctor Who: The Sontaran Stratagem) % The Doctor: We're going to the country. Fresh air and geniuses - what more could you ask? Donna: I'm not coming with you. I've been thinking. I'm sorry. I'm going home. The Doctor: Really? Donna: I've got to go. The Doctor: Well, if that's what you want. I mean, it's a bit soon. I had so many places I wanted to take you. The Fifteenth Broken Moon of the Medusa Cascade, the Lightning Skies of Cotter Palluni's World, the Diamond Coral Reefs of Kataa Flo Ko... Thank you. Thank you, Donna Noble. It's been brilliant. You saved my life, in so many ways. You are... [realization dawns; expression changes suddenly] You're just popping home for a visit, that's what you mean. Donna: You dumbo. The Doctor: Then you're coming back. Donna: Know what you are? A great big, outer-space dunce. (Doctor Who: The Sontaran Stratagem) % Wilfred Mott: This Doctor, are you safe with him? Donna: He's amazing, Gramps. He's just... dazzling. And never tell him I said that. But I'd trust him with my life. Wilfred Mott: Hold up! I thought that was my job! Donna: You still come first. (Doctor Who: The Sontaran Stratagem) % Luke Rattigan: 52 deaths in a single second, man, that is so cool! General Staal: Is the temperature significant? (Doctor Who: The Sontaran Stratagem) % The Doctor: Ross, just one question: If UNIT think that ATMOS is dodgy... Ross: How come we've got it in the jeeps? Tell me about it. They're fitted as standard on all government vehicles. Can't get rid of them until we prove something's wrong. Drives me around the bend. Doctor: [noticing they are indeed driving around a bend] Oh, nice one! Ross: Timed that perfectly! (Doctor Who: The Sontaran Stratagem) % [Running away from jeep] The Doctor: Get down! [He and Ross fling themselves to the ground, expecting a large explosion. ATMOS SatNav box sparks and goes silent] The Doctor: [Disappointed] Oh, is that it? (Doctor Who: The Sontaran Stratagem) % General Staal: We have an intruder! Doctor: How'd he get in? In-tru-da window? (Doctor Who: The Sontaran Stratagem) % The Doctor: [to General Staal] Sontaran! That's your name, isn't it? You're a Sontaran. How did I know that, eh? Fascinating, isn't it? Isn't that worth keeping me alive? Ross: [aims a gun at Staal] I order you to surrender in the name of the Unified Intelligence Taskforce. The Doctor: Eh, that's not gonna work. [to Staal] Cordolane signal, am I right? Copper excitation, stopping the bullets. General Staal: How do you know so much?! The Doctor: Well... General Staal: [to Luke Rattigan] Who is he?! Luke Rattigan: He didn't give his name. The Doctor: This isn't typical Sontaran behaviour, is it? Hiding. Using teenagers, stopping bullets. A Sontaran should face bullets with dignity! Shame on you! General Staal: You dishonour me, sir! The Doctor: Yeah, then show yourself. General Staal: I will look into my enemy's eyes! [Staal removes his helmet] The Doctor: Now... your name? General Staal: General Staal, of the Tenth Sontaran Fleet. Staal the Undefeated! The Doctor: Well, that's not a very good nickname. What if you do get defeated? "Staal the Not-Quite-So-Undefeated-Anymore-But-Never-Mind"? Ross: It's like a potato - a baked potato - a talking baked potato... Doctor: Now then Ross, don't be rude; you look a pink weasel to him! The Sontarans are the finest soldiers in the galaxy. Dedicated to a life of warfare. A clone race, grown in batches of millions, with only one weakness. General Staal: Sontarans have no weakness! Doctor: [encouragingly] No, it's a good weakness. Luke Rattigan: You're meant to be clever. Only an idiot would provoke him! Doctor: [ignoring Luke] The Sontarans are fed by a probic vent in the back of their neck. [Taps the back of his neck with a tennis raquet] That's their weak spot, which means [grinning] they always have to face their enemies in battle. Isn't that brilliant? They can never turn their backs. General Staal We stare into the face of DEATH! The Doctor: Yeah? Well, stare at this. [he bounces a squash ball to hit Staal's probic vent, temporarily immobilising him] (Doctor Who: The Sontaran Stratagem) % Rattigan [about the Sontarans identical appearances]: How do you tell each other apart? General Staal: We say the same of humans. (Doctor Who: The Sontaran Stratagem) % Rattigan: This "Doctor", he was in a UNIT jeep, should have ATMOS installed. General Staal: (abruptly) You said you didn't know his name! Rattigan: I don't. He just said Doctor. (Staal grows quiet) Does that mean something to you? General Staal: There is an enemy of the Sontarans known as the Doctor. A face-changer. Rattigan: Then he's an alien too? General Staal: Legend says he led the final battle in the last great Time War. The greatest war in history (bitterly) and we weren't allowed to be a part of it! [beat] But this is excellent - the last of the Time Lords will die, at the hands of the Sontarans, in the ruins of his PRECIOUS EARTH! (Doctor Who: The Sontaran Stratagem) % General Staal: (observing the UNIT forces) Observe their troops. Thin fabrics, exposed skin, feeble weapons. These are toy soldiers! The playthings of children! (Doctor Who: The Sontaran Stratagem) % Sontarans: [chanting and dancing victoriously] Sontar-HA! Sontar-HA! (Doctor Who: The Sontaran Stratagem) % Rose: [Appearing on the TARDIS screen, screaming silently] Doctor! (Doctor Who: The Poison Sky) % Donna: God, the air's disgusting. The Doctor: It's not so bad for me-go on, get inside that TARDIS- [Holds out key]Oh. Never given you a key. Keep that, go on. That's yours. Quite a big moment, really. Donna: Yeah, maybe we can get sentimental after the world's finished choking to death. (Doctor Who: The Poison Sky) % Staal: You impugn my honour, sir. Doctor: Yeah, I'm really glad you didn't say belittle, cos' then I'd have had a field day. (Doctor Who: The Poison Sky) % Staal: The planet is going nuclear! I admire them! The bravery of idiots is bravery nonetheless! (Doctor Who: The Poison Sky) % Colonel: Grayhound-40, report. [nothing] Grayhound-40, report. [nothing] Grayhound-40, report! [nothing] Doctor: His name wasn't Greyhound-40. His name was Ross. Now listen to me, and GET THEM OUT OF THERE!!! (Doctor Who: The Poison Sky) % [The Sontarans are defeating the UNIT soldiers with ease] Commander Skorr: This is too easy. They're running like Slimebait from a Speelfox! [UNIT are eventually forced to retreat; the Sontarans keep shooting them down] Skorr: This isn't war - this is sport! [laughs] (Doctor Who: The Poison Sky) % The Doctor: For the billionth time, YOU CANNOT FIGHT SONTARANS!!! (Doctor Who: The Poison Sky) % The Doctor: [Wearing a gas mask] Are you my mummy? Colonel: If you could concentrate. Bullets with a rad-steel coating, no copper surface. Should overcome the Cordolaine signal. The Doctor: But the Sontarans have lasers! You can't even see in this fog, night-vision doesn't work. Colonel: Thank you, Doctor, thank you for your lack of faith. But this time, I'm not listening. Attention, all troops! The Sontarans might think of us as primitive, as does every passing species with an axe to grind. [The Doctor rolls his eyes at the Colonel's rhetoric] They make a mockery of our weapons, our soldiers, our ideals. But no more! From this point on, it stops. From this point on, the people of Earth fight back and we show them, we show the warriors of Sontar, what the human race can do! Trap One to all units! Go, go, go! [the Valiant arrives over the factory] It's working, the area's clearing. Engines to maximum! The Doctor: It's the Valiant! Colonel: UNIT Carrier Ship Valiant reporting for duty, Doctor! With engines strong enough to clear away the fog. The Doctor: [removing his gas mask, and forgetting his opposition to UNIT's military methods for a moment] That's brilliant! Colonel: Getting a taste for it, Doctor? The Doctor: [calm again] No, not at all. Not me. (Doctor Who: The Poison Sky) % Counterfeit Martha: When did you know? The Doctor: About you? Oh, right from the start. Reduced iris contraction, slight thinning of the hair follicles on the left temple, and, frankly, you smell. You might as well have worn a t-shirt saying 'Clone' although maybe not in front of Captain Jack. (Doctor Who: The Poison Sky) % Colonel: [to Skorr, before killing him] You will face me, sir. Skorr: Ahh... Wonderful... [dies] (Doctor Who: The Poison Sky) % [The Doctor, Donna and Martha have arrived at the Rattigan Academy, and see Luke with a gun pointing at them.] Luke: Don't tell anyone what I did. It wasn't my fault. The Sontarans lied to me. The Doctor [Takes the gun out of his hands, and throws it away] If I see one more gun... Donna: [To Martha in the Doctor's coat] You know that coat... sort of works... Martha: I feel like a kid in my dad's clothes. Donna: Ah, well if you're calling him Dad, you're definitely getting over him. (Doctor Who: The Poison Sky) % The Doctor: Oh, and Luke? Do something clever with your life. [Later, Luke is adjusting the Sontaran teleporter]: Martha: What are you doing? Luke: Something clever. [Luke teleports to the Sontaran ship and sacrifices his life to save the Earth]: (Doctor Who: The Poison Sky) % The Sontarans: Sontar-ha! Sontar-ha! Sontar-ha! [They pause as they see Luke] Luke: Sontar, ha! [Luke detonates the spaceship] (Doctor Who: The Poison Sky) % [The TARDIS doors slam closed, and it takes off, rocking wildly.]: The Doctor: WHAT?! WHAT?! Martha: Doctor! Don't you dare! The Doctor: No! No! I didn't touch anything! Whatever it is, it's not me! Donna: Where are we going?! The Doctor: I dunno! It's outta control! Martha: Doctor! Just listen! You take me home right now! TAKE ME BACK NOW! (Doctor Who: The Poison Sky) % [While the TARDIS is out of control] The Doctor: I don't know where we're going but my old hand's very excited about it! Donna: I thought that was some bloody alien thing! You're telling me it's yours?! The Doctor:Well... Martha: It got cut off. He grew a new one! Donna: You are completely impossible! The Doctor: Not impossible...just a bit unlikely. (Doctor Who: The Doctor's Daughter) % Martha: (About Jenny) Where did she come from? The Doctor: From me. Donna: From you? How? The Doctor: Well.... She's my daughter. (Doctor Who: The Doctor's Daughter) % Jenny: Hello Dad. (Doctor Who: The Doctor's Daughter) % Donna: [Watching Jenny seduce a guard. To the Doctor] I'd like to see you try that. (Doctor Who: The Doctor's Daughter) % Donna: He [the Doctor] saves planets, rescues civilizations, defeats terrible creatures ... and runs a lot. Seriously, there is an outrageous amount of running involved. (Doctor Who: The Doctor's Daughter) % [Jenny picks herself up, unharmed, excited, grinning. The Doctor is furious with her.]: The Doctor: Why did you do that? Jenny: They were trying to kill us! The Doctor: But they've got my friend¿ Jenny: Collateral damage. At least you've still got her. He lost both his men. I'd say you came out ahead. (Doctor Who: The Doctor's Daughter) % Jenny: What's a Time Lord? The Doctor: It's who I am, it's where I'm from. Jenny: And I'm from you. The Doctor: [Dismissively] You're an echo, that's all. A Time Lord is so much more. A sum of knowledge, a code, a shared history, a shared suffering. Only it's gone now, all of it. Gone forever. Jenny: What happened? The Doctor: There was a war. Jenny: Like this one. The Doctor: [grim smile] Bigger, much bigger. Jenny: And you fought, and killed. The Doctor: [reluctantly] Yes. Jenny: Then how are we different? (Doctor Who: The Doctor's Daughter) % Jenny: Watch and learn father. [Jenny is flipping through a laser filled corridor in order to reach The Doctor and Donna]: Donna: No way! That's impossible! The Doctor: Not impossible, just a bit unlikely! [Jenny reaches them, she and The Doctor hug]: The Doctor: Brilliant! You were brilliant, brilliant! (Doctor Who: The Doctor's Daughter) % The Doctor: Well, you need to get yourself a better dictionary. When you do, look up "genocide". You'll find a little picture of me there, and the caption'll read "Over my dead body". (Doctor Who: The Doctor's Daughter) % Donna: [to The Doctor] You talk all the time but you never say anything. (Doctor Who: The Doctor's Daughter) % Jenny: That was close. Doctor: No fun otherwise. (Doctor Who: The Doctor's Daughter) % Doctor: You've got two armies fighting a never-ending war. Jenny: Two armies which are now outside. (Doctor Who: The Doctor's Daughter) % Donna: I worked in a library for two months and it took me two days to master the binary system. I'm good with numbers. (Doctor Who: The Doctor's Daughter) % Doctor: STOP! Hold your fire! Cobb: What is this? Some kind of trap? Doctor: You said you wanted this war over Coob: I want this war won! Doctor: You can't win. No one can. You don't even know why you're here. Your whole history, it's just Chinese whispers, getting more distorted the more its passed on. This [gesturing at the Terraforming device] is the Source. This is what you're fighting over, a device to rejuvenate a planet's ecosystem, its nothing mystical, its from a laboratory, not some creator. Its a bubble of gases, a cocktail of stuff for accelerated evolution. Methane, hydrogen, ammonia, amino acids, proteins, nucleic acids. It's used to make barren planet habitable. Look around you. It's not for killing, its for bringing life. If you allow it, it can lift you out of these dark tunnels and into the bright, bright sunlight. No more fighting, no more killing. [Lifts the Source] I'm the Doctor and I declare this war is OVER! [Throws the Source to the ground for it to smash and release the terramorphic gases]. (Doctor Who: The Doctor's Daughter) % [As Kline and a Hath stand over her body, Jenny reanimates, coming back to life but not undergoing a change in appearance.]: Jenny: Hello boys. (Doctor Who: The Doctor's Daughter) % [Post-reanimation, Jenny steals a shuttle and fires up the engines.]: Cline: Jenny, what you doing? Come back. Jenny: Sorry, can't stop. What are you gonna do, tell my Dad? Cline: But where are you going? Jenny: Oh, I've got the whole universe. Planets to save, civilisations to rescue, creatures to defeat... and an awful lot of running to do! (Doctor Who: The Doctor's Daughter) % Donna: You can tell which year it is just by smelling? The Doctor: Oh yeah. Donna: Or maybe that big vintage car coming up the drive gave it away. (Doctor Who: The Unicorn and the Wasp) % Donna: Never mind Planet Zog. A party in the 1920s! That's more like it!. The Doctor: Trouble is, we haven't been invited. [beat] Or, I forgot, yes, we have! [pulls out psychic paper] (Doctor Who: The Unicorn and the Wasp) % Roger: I've got a question, Mrs Christie. Why a Belgian detective? Agatha Christie: Belgians make such lovely buns. Reverend Golightly: Where do you get your ideas from? Agatha Christie: Murder is easy, Vicar, when you've killed as many people as I have. (Doctor Who: The Unicorn and the Wasp) % Agatha Christie: [Introducing herself] Agatha Christie. Donna: What about her? Agatha Christie: That's me. Donna: [Shocked] No! (Doctor Who: The Unicorn and the Wasp) % Tenth Doctor: (to Agatha Christie) Oh! I love your stuff; what a mind! You fool me every time- well, almost every time-- WELL... Once or twice-- Well... once, but it was a good once! (Doctor Who: The Unicorn and the Wasp) % (Doctor Who: The Unicorn and the Wasp) % Donna: Typical. All the decent men are on the other bus. Doctor: Or Timelords. (Doctor Who: The Unicorn and the Wasp) % Tenth Doctor: (to Agatha Christie) If anyone can solve this, it's you. (Doctor Who: The Unicorn and the Wasp) % Donna: That makes a change - there's a monster and we're chasing it. (Doctor Who: The Unicorn and the Wasp) % [Later] (Doctor Who: The Unicorn and the Wasp) % Donna: Now it's chasing us. (Doctor Who: The Unicorn and the Wasp) % The Doctor: Chief Inspector Smith from Scotland Yard, known as the Doctor. Miss Noble is the plucky young girl that helps me out. [Donna raises eyebrows at him]: Lady Clemency Eddison: I say! (Doctor Who: The Unicorn and the Wasp) % [The Doctor has been poisoned with cyanide] Agatha Christie: There's no cure, it's fatal! The Doctor: Not for me, I can stimulate the inhibited enzymes into reversal. Protein! I need protein! Donna: Walnuts! The Doctor: Brilliant...! [With his mouth full, The Doctor resorts to charades to mime the food he needs] Donna: I can't understand you... How many words? One! One word! Shake... milk-shake... milk?! No, not milk. Shake, shake, shake?! Cocktail shaker! What do you want, a Harvey Wallbanger? The Doctor: HARVEY WALLBANGER?! Donna: Well, I don't know! The Doctor: How is "Harvey Wallbanger" one word?! Agatha Christie: Doctor, What do you need? The Doctor: Salt! I was miming salt, I need salt, I need something salty! [Donna grabs a brown bag]: Donna: What about this? The Doctor: What is it?! Donna: Salt! The Doctor: Oh, that's too salty! Donna: [sarcastically] Oh, that's too salty! Agatha Christie: What about this? The Doctor: Mmm [eats] Donna: What's that? Agatha Christie: Anchovies Donna: What is it? What else? [the Doctor mimes open palms, with arms outstretched] Donna: It's a song - Mammy!? I don't know, Camptown Races? The Doctor: CAMPTOWN RACES?! Donna: All right then, Towering Inferno? The Doctor: It's a shock, a shock, I need a shock! Donna: All right then, big shock coming up... [kisses him on the lips] [The Doctor exhales the toxins] The Doctor: Ahh, detox. Oh, I must do that more often [beat] I mean, the detox... Agatha Christie: Doctor you are impossible! The Doctor: [winks and clicks his teeth] (Doctor Who: The Unicorn and the Wasp) % Donna: Professor Peach in the library with the lead piping! (Doctor Who: The Unicorn and the Wasp) % Donna: It's a murder, a mystery and Agatha Christie! The Doctor: So? Happens to me all the time Donna: I know but isn't that a bit weird? Agatha Christie didn't walk around surrounded by murders, not really. That's like meeting Dickens surrounded by ghosts at Christmas! Doctor: Well... Donna: Oh come on! It's not like we could drive across country and find Enid Blyton having tea with Noddy! Could we? Noddy's not real-is he? Tell me there's no Noddy! The Doctor: There's no Noddy. (Doctor Who: The Unicorn and the Wasp) % The Doctor: [To Donna] You'll need this [large magnifying glass] Donna: Are you for real? The Doctor: Go on, you're ever so plucky. Donna: I'll pluck you in a minute. (Doctor Who: The Unicorn and the Wasp) % Donna: There's a giant wasp in there! Doctor: What do you mean a giant wasp? Donna: I mean a WASP that's GIANT! Agatha: It's only a silly little insect. Donna: When I say giant, I don't mean big. I mean FLIPPIN' ENORMOUS! (Doctor Who: The Unicorn and the Wasp) % [Reverend Golightly has just been revealed as the Vespiform] Reverend: You humanzzzzzz... Worshipping your tribal sky godzzzzz! I am so much more! (Doctor Who: The Unicorn and the Wasp) % [The Vespiform has just drowned] Agatha: Death comes as the end, and justice is served... Doctor: Murder at the Vicar's Rage... [beat] Needs a bit of work. (Doctor Who: The Unicorn and the Wasp) % The Doctor: The Library. So big it doesn't need a name ¿ just a great big "the." (Doctor Who: Silence in the Library) % [Donna takes a book in her hands, The Doctor takes it away from her immediately] The Doctor: Spoilers! Donna: What? The Doctor: These books are from your future. If you read ahead, it will spoil all the surprises. Like peeping at the end. Donna: Isn't travelling with you one big spoiler? The Doctor: I try to keep you away from major plot developments. (Doctor Who: Silence in the Library) % The Doctor: Donna? Donna: Yeah? The Doctor: Stay out of the shadows. (Doctor Who: Silence in the Library) % Donna: Are we safe here? The Doctor: Of course we're safe here. There's a little shop! (Doctor Who: Silence in the Library) % Donna: So why has [the Node] got a face? Node: The flesh aspect was donated by Marc Chambers on the occasion of his death. (Doctor Who: Silence in the Library) % The Doctor: AAAH! I'm thick! Look at me, I'm old and thick! Head's too full of stuff, I need a bigger head! (Doctor Who: Silence in the Library) % Prof. River Song: [towards the Doctor] Hello, sweetie. The Doctor: Get out! (Doctor Who: Silence in the Library) % The Doctor: Oh you're not, are you? Please tell me you're not archaeologists... Prof. River Song: Got a problem with archaeologists? The Doctor: I'm a time traveller, I point and laugh at archaeologists. Prof. River Song Ah. [holds out hand] Professor River Song. Archaeologist. (Doctor Who: Silence in the Library) % The Doctor: If you understand me, look very, very scared! [Everyone is deadpan] The Doctor: No, a bit more scared than that. [A few people look somewhat frightened] The Doctor: Okay, do for now. (Doctor Who: Silence in the Library) % The Doctor: Almost every species in the universe has an irrational fear of the dark, but they're wrong, because it's not irrational. It's Vashta Nerada. Donna: What's "Vashta Nerada?" The Doctor: It's what's in the dark. It's what's always in the dark. (Doctor Who: Silence in the Library) % Prof. River Song Pretty boy, with me, I said! The Doctor: [beat] Oh, I'm "pretty boy?" Donna: [immediately] Yeah! Ooh, that come out a bit fast. The Doctor: Pretty? Donna: [shrugs] Meh. (Doctor Who: Silence in the Library) % Prof. River Song: [whispered in amazed realisation] Look at you. You're young. The Doctor: [slightly amused] I'm really not, you know. Prof. River Song: Oh but you are. Your eyes. You're younger than I've ever seen you. (Doctor Who: Silence in the Library) % Prof. River Song: Doctor, please tell me you know who I am! The Doctor: Who are you? (Doctor Who: Silence in the Library) % Strackman Lux: You've only just met him! Prof. River Song: No, he's only just met me. (Doctor Who: Silence in the Library) % Miss Evangelista: My dad said I had the IQ of plankton and I was pleased. Donna: [laughs] See, that's funny! Miss Evangelista: [confused] No, I really was pleased. Is that funny? Donna: No. (Doctor Who: Silence in the Library) % Donna: [about Miss Evangelista "data ghosting"] She's conscious! She's thinking! The Doctor: She's a footprint on the beach. And the tide is coming in. (Doctor Who: Silence in the Library) % Miss Evangelista: ["ghosting", repeated final thought] Ice cream. Ice cream. Ice cream. (Doctor Who: Silence in the Library) % Prof. River Song: Whatever killed her, I'd like a word with that! The Doctor: I'll introduce you. (Doctor Who: Silence in the Library) % [The Doctor see's a strange book in Prof. River Song's possession, that bears a striking resemblence to the basic shape and color of the TARDIS] The Doctor: What's in this book? Prof. River Song: Spoilers. The Doctor: Who are you? Prof. River Song: Professor River Song, University ... The Doctor: To me! Prof. River Song: Again, spoilers. (Doctor Who: Silence in the Library) % [A doctor who seems to be a child psychologist is talking to the girl who fantasises about the Library] Doctor Moon: Now, listen to me. There's the real world and there's the world of nightmares. You know that, don't you? Girl: Yes, I know, Dr. Moon. Doctor Moon: What you need to remember is this. The real world is a lie. And your nightmares are real. The Library is real. There are people trapped in there. People who need to be saved. The shadows are moving again. Those people are depending on you. Only you can save them. Only you. (Doctor Who: Silence in the Library) % Prof. River Song: This is the Doctor in the days before he knew me. He looks right through me and it shouldn't kill me, but it does. (Doctor Who: Silence in the Library) % The Doctor: Not everyone comes back out of the dark. (Doctor Who: Silence in the Library) % The Doctor: Daleks: Aim for the eye stalk. Sontarans: Back of the neck. Vashta Nerada...run. Just run. (Doctor Who: Silence in the Library) % The Doctor: [To Proper Dave] I am sorry, I am so sorry. You've got two shadows. (Doctor Who: Silence in the Library) % Donna: I am not leaving! The Doctor: Donna, let me explain! [teleports her] That's how you do it! (Doctor Who: Silence in the Library) % Proper Dave: Hey, who turned out the lights? Prof. River Song: They are on. Proper Dave: No, seriously, turn on the lights! Why can't I see anything? Is the power gone? [Proper Dave shakes violently] Proper Dave: I'm fine. I'm fine. I can't... why can't I...? I can't... why can't I? [lights on his suit indicate he is ghosting] (Doctor Who: Silence in the Library) % Proper Dave: Hey, who turned out the lights? The Doctor: It's a swarm in a suit! (Doctor Who: Silence in the Library) % The Doctor: Your screwdriver, it's a lot like mine. Prof. River Song: You gave it to me. The Doctor: I'm not giving my sonic screwdriver to anyone. Prof. River Song: I'm not anyone. (Doctor Who: Silence in the Library) % Node: [with Donna's face] Donna Noble has left the library. Donna Noble has been saved. (Doctor Who: Silence in the Library) % Donna: But Doctor, we haven't got any helmets. Doctor: Yeah, but we're safe anyway. Donna: How are we safe? Doctor: We're not. That was a clever line to shut you up. (Doctor Who: Silence in the Library) % The Doctor: I'm right, this'll work, shut up! (Doctor Who: Forest of the Dead) % Anita: "Keeping it together." I'm only crying. I'm about to die, it's not an overreaction. (Doctor Who: Forest of the Dead) % Prof. River Song: I hate you sometimes! The Doctor: I know! (Doctor Who: Forest of the Dead) % Other Dave: Who is he? You haven't even said, you just expect us to trust him. Prof River Song: He's the Doctor. Mr Lux: [joining them] Who's the Doctor? Prof. River Song: The only story you'll ever tell- if you survive him. Anita: You say he's your friend. But doesn't even know who you are. Prof. River Song: All you need to know is this: I'd trust this man to the end of the universe- and actually, we've been. (Doctor Who: Forest of the Dead) % Donna: This isn't my real body? .... But I've been dieting! (Doctor Who: Forest of the Dead) % Prof. River Song: Mr. Lux, you're with me. Anita, if he [The Doctor] dies, I'll kill him! (Doctor Who: Forest of the Dead) % Prof. River Song: You know, it's funny: I keep wishing the Doctor was here. Anita: The Doctor is here. Isn't he? He... he's coming back, right? Prof. River Song: You know when you see a photograph of someone you know? But it's from years before you knew them, it's like they're not quite... finished, they're... they're not done yet. Well, yes. The Doctor's here. He came when I called, just like he always does. But not my Doctor. Now, my Doctor.... I've seen whole armies turn and run away, and he'd just swagger off back to his TARDIS and open the doors with a snap of his fingers. The Doctor in the TARDIS. Next stop: Everywhere. Doctor: Oy! Spoilers! (Doctor Who: Forest of the Dead) % The Doctor: So at some time in the future I just give you my screwdriver? Prof. River Song: Yeah. The Doctor: Why would I do that? Prof. River Song: I didn't pluck it from your cold dead hands if that's what you're worried about. The Doctor: And I know that.... because? Prof. River Song: Listen to me, you lost your friend, you're angry, I understand. But you need to be less emotional, Doctor, right now. The Doctor: Less emotional? I'm not emotional! Prof. River Song: There are five people in this room still alive, focus on that! Dear God, you're hard work young. The Doctor: "Young"?!?- who are you? Mr Lux: Oh, for heaven's sake! Look at the pair of you, we're all going to die here and you're just squabbling like an old married couple! [The Doctor and Prof. River Song look at each other in emotional surprise] Prof. River Song: Doctor. One day I'm going to be someone you trust, completely. But I can't wait for you to find that out. So I'm going to prove it to you- and I'm sorry. I'm really very sorry. [She leans up and whispers his real name in his ear, causing him to look at her in saddened shock] Are we good? Doctor, are we good? The Doctor: [softly, strangled] Yeah. [more strongly] Yeah, we're good. (Doctor Who: Forest of the Dead) % The Doctor: Know what's interesting with my screwdriver, very hard to interfere with, practically nothing strong enough. Well, some hairdryers, but I'm working on that. So, there is a very strong signal coming from somewhere, and it wasn't there before, so what's new, what's changed? [Nobody answers] The Doctor: Come on! What's new?! What's different?! Other Dave: I dunno, nothing. It's getting dark? The Doctor: It's a screwdriver. It works in the dark. [looks upward] Moonrise... [They all look up to see the moon] The Doctor: Tell me about the moon, what's there? Mr Lux: It's not real, it was built as a part of the Library, it's just a Doctor Moon. The Doctor: What's a "Doctor Moon?" Mr Lux: A virus checker. It supports and maintains the main computer at the core of the planet. The Doctor: Well, still active, it's signaling, look. Someone, somewhere in this library is alive, and communicating with the moon, or! Possibly alive and drying their hair. (Doctor Who: Forest of the Dead) % Vashta Nerada: These are our forests, they are our meat. [spreads out to attack the Doctor] The Doctor: Don't play games with me. [beat] You just killed someone I liked and that is not a safe place to stand! [The Vashta Nerada continue to spread] I'm the Doctor and you're in the biggest Library in the universe. [pauses] Look me up. Vashta Nerada: [retreating] You have one day. (Doctor Who: Forest of the Dead) % The Doctor: Why am I handcuffed- why would you even have handcuffs? Prof. River Song: [Playfully flirtatious] Spoilers. (Doctor Who: Forest of the Dead) % The Doctor: River, you know my name. You whispered my name in my ear. There's only one reason I would ever tell anyone my name. There's only one time I could. Prof. River Song: Hush now. Spoilers. (Doctor Who: Forest of the Dead) % Prof. River Song narrating: [As the Doctor walks away] When you run with the Doctor, it feels like it'll never end. But however hard you try you can't run forever. Everybody knows that everybody dies and nobody knows it like the Doctor. But I do think that all the skies of all the worlds might just turn dark if he ever for one moment, accepts it. [The Doctor runs back] The Doctor: Why? Why would I give her my screwdriver? Why would I do that? The thing is future me had years to think about it. All those years to think of a way to save her, and what he did was give her a screwdriver. Why would I do that? [realizing why his future self has given River the screwdriver] Oh, ohh, ooooh. Look at that. I'm very good! Donna: What have you done? The Doctor: Saved her! Prof. River Song narrating: Everybody knows that everybody dies. But not every day. Not today. [The Doctor uploads her into CAL with her own happy universe] Some days are special. Some days are so, so blessed. Somedays nobody dies at all. Now and then, Every once in a very long while, every day in a million days, when the wind stands fair and the Doctor comes to call, everybody lives. (Doctor Who: Forest of the Dead) % Hostess: Ladies and gentlemen, and variations thereupon, welcome onboard the Crusader 50. If you would fasten your seatbelts, we'll be leaving any moment. Doors. [Doors close automatically] Hostess: Enjoy your trip. (Doctor Who: Midnight) % The Doctor: Oh, I can't wait! Allons-y! Hostess: I'm sorry? The Doctor: It's French for 'let's go'! Hostess: Fascinating. (Doctor Who: Midnight) % The Doctor: Knock, knock. Jethro Cane: Who's there? (Doctor Who: Midnight) % Sky Silvestry: Oh my God, it's coming for me! IT'S COMING FOR ME, NO- NO! The Doctor: Get out of there! (Doctor Who: Midnight) % The Doctor: Ughh! Arms, legs, neck, head, nose. I'm fine. Everyone else? How are we? Rose:[Appearing on the TV behind the Doctor, silently yelling] Doctor! [beat] Doctor! (Doctor Who: Midnight) % The Doctor & Sky Silvestry: Roast beef. Bananas. The Medusa Cascade. [Beat] BANG! [Rapidfire] Rose Tyler Martha Jones Donna Noble TARDIS! [beat] Shamble-bobble-dibble-dooble. [beat] Oh, Doctor, you're so handsome. Yes, I am, thank you. (Doctor Who: Midnight) % Hostess: Two people are DEAD! The Doctor: Don't make it a third! (Doctor Who: Midnight) % The Doctor: I don't want her becoming me or things can get much worse. Val Cane: Oh, like you're so special. The Doctor: As it happens, yes, I am. (Doctor Who: Midnight) % Biff Cane: How did you know what to do!? The Doctor:[Exasperated] 'Cos I'm CLEVER! (Doctor Who: Midnight) % The Doctor: Sorry. I'm the Doctor, I'm very clever. (Doctor Who: Midnight) % Sky Silvestry & The Doctor: Mrs Silvestry, I'm trying to understand. You've captured my speech, what for? What do you need? You need my voice in particular, the cleverest voice in the room? Why? Because I'm only one who can help? Ooh, I'd love that to be true but your eyes, they're saying something else. Listen to me, whatever you want, if it's life or form or consciousness or voice, you don't have to steal it. You can find without hurting anyone and I'll help you. That's a promise. So, what do you think- Mrs Silvestry: -do we have a deal? The Doctor: .... Do we have a deal? (Doctor Who: Midnight) % Mrs Silvestry & The Doctor: It's inside his head. It killed the driver.... And the mechanic... And now it wants us... Val Cane: I said so. Mrs Silvestry & The Doctor: He's waited so long... In the dark... And the cold... And the diamonds. Until you came.... Bodies so hot... with blood... and pain. (Doctor Who: Midnight) % Donna: Can't imagine you without a voice. Doctor: Molto bene! Donna: Molto bene! Doctor: No, don't do that. Don't.... Don't. (Doctor Who: Midnight)